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Eight Legged Freaks:
The only thing about this
movie is that spiders freak
me out so I was freaked out.
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Eight Legged Freaks:
Spiders are cool in some odd
ways, and this movie is sort
of amusing.
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K-19: The Widowmaker:
Not thrilling enough.
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K-19: The Widowmaker:
You can wait to rent it.
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Stuart Little 2:
Take your kids along.
It's a cute movie.
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Stuart Little 2:
Enjoyable for adults and
kids.
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Reign of Fire:
I love dragons, but this
movie could have been
better.
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Reign of Fire:
The dragons are cool.
That's why I like the
movie.
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Men in Black II:
I was hoping to give it open
eyes, but I was disappointed.
There was only few times I
laughed, but it's still worth
watching.
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Men in Black II:
The movie didn't exceed my
expetations. Love Frank
the Pug though.
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Like Mike:
Nope didn't work for me.
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Like Mike:
It didn't work for me either.
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The Powerpuff Girls Movie:
Not a big fan of the cartoon
or the movie.
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The Powerpuff Girls Movie:
I love the Powerpuff Girls. I
recommened to cool fans
of the cartoon.
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Lilo & Stitch:
Stitch is awesome, and cute.
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Lilo & Stitch:
A charmingly sweet film.
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Juwanna Mann:
Juwanna kiss my ass?
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Juwanna Mann:
I'm gonna have to go with
Jessica here.
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Minority Report:
Definitely a movie worth
seeing. It is very
entertaining, and it kicks
ass.
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Minority Report:
Disturbingly breathtaking.
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The Bourne Identity:
A suspenseful spy thriller.
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The Bourne Identity:
Thrilling, and nice action.
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Windtalkers:
Wasn't a powerful script.
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Windtalkers:
Too many cliches.
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Scooby Doo:
How about Scooby Dooby don't.
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Scooby Doo:
I'm gonna have to go with
Jessica on this one.
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Bad Company:
Bad Company? How about a bad
movie. I was bored like Anthony
Hopkins might have been doing
this movie.
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Bad Company:
This movie fails as a comedy
and an action spy thiller thing.
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Divine Secrets of the
Ya-Ya Sisterhood:
Nothing's Divine about this
movie, but nice performances
by a great cast.
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Divine Secrets of the
Ya-Ya Sisterhood:
Great Cast.
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Undercover Brother:
Funny in some places, but
nothing great in other
places.
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Undercover Brother:
Some bits were funny.
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The Sum of All Fears:
Not thrilling enough for me,
but watchable.
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The Sum of All Fears:
I was excited by its action.
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Enough:
Enough! No really, I was about
to scream it outloud when I was
watching this movie. |
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Enough:
I hate Jeniffer Lopez.
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About a Boy:
Now this a movie you can watch.
It's funny and entertaining. |
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About a Boy:
Hugh Grant is very charming in
this movie.
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Insomnia:
Me likey. Well actually there's
no need for drugs.
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Insomnia:
Definitely worth seeing.
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Spirit:
Stallion of the Cimarron
Ah come on take your child to
go watch it.
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Spirit:
Stallion of the Cimarron:
Nice adventure for children.
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Star Wars Episode II:
Attack of the Clones:
I think the movie was good and
filled with alot of Star War's
action. Even if you don't like
Star Wars, take this one into
consideration, because it was
good. This episode actually
made me want to be a Jedi. |
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Star Wars Episode II:
Attack of the Clones:
It is pretty good and being a
Star Wars fan, I really enjoyed
this one. |
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SpiderMan:
I loved this film. I think
everyone should watch it. It
has everything you need to
satisfy your entertainment
for the day. |
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SpiderMan:
This movie follows the stories
pretty good and I loved the
way Kirsten played Mary Jane.
The whole movie was a total
success.
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The New Guy:
Oh look at me my eyes are
closed,that's because I'm
trying to revive the poor
little blind bastards from the
lameness I've seen. It should
have put a lot more thought
into trying to at least be a
little cool, which it failed
miserably in. Lame, lame,
lame!!!Kiss my freakin ass
this movie is lame. |
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The New Guy:
It seemed like it was going to
be a comedy, but it really
turned out to be a poor
imitation of a lame ass movie.
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The Lady and The Duke:
This movie is dull. During the
movie, at some time, I was
contemplating if I was dreaming
some parts to the movie up. I
was confused by the thought of
"Did I just drift into sleep
and then just wake up? Huh,
what where am I? Oh yeah, I'm
watching a Lady and some
Duke.". |
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The Lady and The Duke:
Due to the time watching this
film it some what appealed to
me.
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| Unfaithful:
Diane Lane's performance
is wonderful in this film.
Other than that, if you
just want to watch the
movie, I suggest you save
your money and rent it
when it comes out. |
| Unfaithful:
Good performance by Diane
Lane. That's all there is
to be said. |
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| Jason X:
If this movie is suppose to
be scary, it definitely
didn't work for me. Overall
this movie may be a little
bit more watchable if you
were stoned. If you don't
sport in that kind of
activity then I can't help
you. |
| Jason X:
Jason should have died the
first time. Just stop
coming up with knew things
to bring him back. How
about you come up with
something to help you not
come up with more things
to bring Jason back. |
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| Life or Something Like It:
Appears to be good for some
people, but I would admit
it wasn't a great movie. |
| Life or Something Like It:
This movie is uncreative
and meaningless, but I
like Angelina Jolie. |
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| The Scorpion King:
If you've seen it you might
agree with me that it was
o.k.. I thought it was
going to be better and
awesome, but it didn't
exceed my limit. |
| The Scorpion King:
I didn't really care to
much for the movie. All
I cared about was seeing
the sexy Rock. |
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| Murder By Numbers:
Overall I would suggest
you wait to rent it. |
| Murder By Numbers:
The movie doesn't add up,
and out of pity I give it
half an eye. |
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| Changing Lanes:
Exciting. This movie sends
you off in differnt
directions. I love to see
Samuel L. Jackson give a
good performance. |
| Changing Lanes:
A good thrill ride. |
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| Frailty:
Spending your money to
watch it pays off. |
| Frailty:
Great plan on faith and
madness. |
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| The Sweetest Thing:
The sweetest thing my ass.
They should have called it
the stupidest thing. |
| The Sweetest Thing:
The sweetest thing about
it was nothing, and I
think Cameron Diaz sucks. |
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| Big Trouble:
I thought it was gonna be
funny, but no. |
| Big Trouble:
Not my type of humor. |
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| High Crimes:
To Predictable. |
| High Crimes:
(Sarcastically.) Rigghhhht!. |
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| National Lampoon's
Van Wilder:
No really eyes closed. |
| National Lampoon's
Van Wilder:
Didn't like it, not even
if I was stoned. |
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| The Rookie:
Inspirational and touching. |
| The Rookie:
It was a nice movie. |
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| Panic Room:
Exciting, and an
entertaining thriller. |
| Panic Room:
Good thriller. |
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| Death to Smoochy:
Awful. You shouldn't even think
about watching it. |
| Death to Smoochy:
I like Danny and Robin Williams,
but this movie didn't work. |
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| Clockstoppers:
That's not fair I've wasted a
few hours of my life, and
nobody was considerate enough
to stop time for me when I was
trying to get through watching
this movie. |
| Clockstoppers:
I hate that girl, Paula
Garces, who plays Francesca.
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| Blade 2: Bloodhunt:
The fight scenes are awesome,
but the movie could have been
better. Good enough to rent. |
| Blade 2: Bloodhunt
As much as I like Wisley
Snipes, being a black
vampire doesn't appeal
to me. |
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| Ice Age:
Fun for kids, and acceptable
for parents. |
| Ice Age:
Perfect movie for any age. |
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| Resident Evil:
I love zombies, but what I'm
looking for in a zombie movie
is complete action all the way
through. I want to jump up in
my seat and walk out of the
movie theater paranoid and
scared because I've just
watched an incredible zombie
movie. This one didn't fit my
criteria, but it's better
than some lame zombie movies
I've seen that have no name
actors as cast that don't
even know how to act, like in
"Children of the Living Dead."
Resident Evil made me have
hope that there can be better
zombie movies. Maybe the
sequel will be better. |
| Resident Evil:
I enjoyed it. I was pulled
into the movie and how they
actually pulled this one off.
Because other zombie movies,
I'm not mentioning any names,
(under my breath) Children
of the Living Dead, haven't
really exceeded in realism
to me. |
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