OF THE HOT YELLOW KEBAYAS
WEBMASTER'S LOG : SATURDAY
9 FEB 2002
more Crow down the isle.
It was 2000 hrs. Wedding invitation indicated hostilities
had commenced earlier at 1930 ZULU.
rather late, I was greeted by the counter
kebaya babes. I would strongly recommend that all
future Crow weddings from henceforth be affixed with a kebaya
girls reception. Immediately they recognized me as a Crow
member, and of course I introduced myself as the webmaster
to the immaculate ladies. The presence of a bevy of girls
in uniform kebaya permeated an air of kinky appeal that me
feel like dancing. Unfortunately there was little room for
tango, as the in house music was like.. "Hayati… engkaulah…"
whoever this HAYATI character
she got her man and whatever past relationship this HAYATI
had with SAZALI
going home with her tonight.
But still that didn't stop the ladies in yellow
kebayas from lookin' hot.
teaser teased, " My, my aren't you late….".
Flashing my charming smile, I offered my profound apologies
and said I'd be here early if I knew there were beautiful
ladies here tonight. Leaving the beaming ladies I proceeded
to my designated table.
was on his rounds making the
collections. Forwarding my proceeds to RAZALI….
(anyone auditing these collections?),
I immediately sat down to catch up on things with the other
crow members at my corner table at the very edge of the hall.
May I suggest here that an official statement of accounts
be issued for the gifts that will be accorded to the couple.
(It has been recently reported that the goodies will arrive
place this very Friday ).
It was timely that I arrived at such
late hour coz whatever that had transpired earlier, everyone
was already making a beeline for the buffet queue. One thing
about being late is never be later than the buffet queue -
that's when you're really late.
It déjà vu one more time when HIRMAN
took the centrestage accompanied by, this time a different
hostess from a previous wedding, NETTY's
(from the kebaya sisterhood….
Hmmm how does a website featuring some kebaya gals sound??!
Hmmm now dats a million dollar dot.com idea) I am a reformed
addict of the BJK fetish now even as you are reading this…
I think kebaya fetish is in…!! Oh yeah how come Hirman gets
to host everytime? I am offering my hosting services at the
next wedding. Despite my lack of political connections, I
may become political someday - so be
not to be outdone as the bridegroom when he performed the
sentimental Ronan Keating "When You
Say Nothing At All…" number on a golden saxophone (suspected
to be SOFFIAN's)
to a teary Netty. Man, I should have taken up sexaphone lessons
back then… At this juncture, Harris and Norman began discussing
the different versions of "Earth Angel"
which they believed would have been a finer wedding backdrop
tune (instead of HAYATI)
and started humming to their own versions of the choice number.
& SOFFY frowned
upon my choice of Saturday Night fever shirt which they dubbed
as snugly fitted and very unsuitable for weddings. Soffy even
offered that my choice of outfit could be the contributing
factor for me still being single. HARRIS,
on the other hand, was more generous when he enquired to know
which tailor I go to noticing that we had the same Aaron Kwok
styled pants. My sincerest apologies to the wedded couple
for my "no-so-Batik" choice of a top. However, my Batik anomaly
overshadowed by the rest of the Crows who turned up religiously
in some very stylish, yet ministerial, choice of Batik shirts.
(Except for FAHMYwho
sported a Hard Rock sweater - obviously for his Saturday night
forays - & ADAM
in his black Ricky Matin's)
More of the crows have picked up smoking
since the last time I saw them. The softspoken halftwin AZHARI
dismissed the issue by medically stating ,"Smoking
Leads to Cancer" when approach for comments. But of
course everyone could not help noticing the Crows who were
endowed with the company of some very interesting lady friends,
much to the delight of the gossipy Crows in the back table
It was a good thing to see everyone happy one more time as
quoted by BIN
The bridegroom on his wedding experience,"
It hasn't even begun…"
the shirt will stay…
my avid readers ,ok that quip with the kebaya
gals never happened but they did comment on my
SAZALI & NETTY, here's wishing
you a rich, loving & blissful union and a lifetime of memories.
forgetting, on behalf of the Crows, I would like to also wish
a happy & blessed engagement to SAUFEE
& TUNANG, on their joyous engagement on SUNDAY
10 FEB 2002.