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~ Humiliating Dating Disasters ~

Peppered Tears
I took this other girl downtown to a bistro and all was going well until I decided I needed some fresh ground pepper on my dinner...apparently the grinder didn't work too well because like three bites later I swallow like 1/2 of one of those pepper balls...I hacked and hacked and my eyes teared up but I couldn't get it unstuck...I excused myself to the Men's room and tried to hack it up...my eyes were so teary I lost one of my contacts on the way to the restroom...finally I think the pepper had dissolved and I was able to go back but she had to drive my car because my vision sucks without my contacts...
- Eric Tawnley

Recycled Roses
Before Valentine’s Day I asked out this guy I really liked and he said yes. The next day he took me to a fancy restaurant and I gave him roses. It was all fine after that until the next day at school. I found out from my friends that he gave the roses that I gave him to his ex girlfriend!!
- Georgia

Golfing Disaster
I was so happy when I got to go on a date with my crush. HE was so popular but I wasn't. We went golfing. I bragged to him about how good I was so maybe he would be into me more (I was really bad). Suprisingly I wasn’t doing too bad at golfing, or getting him to notice me. But all of a sudden I lost control of my golf club and I hit my crush in the face. Even worse I broke his nose. When I tried to help him up I was wearing a skirt, which fell to my ankles. I will tell you he never called me back!
- Joanne