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~ Going Nuts !!! ~
A Doctor at an "Insane Aslyum" decided to take his Inmates to a Baseball Game.
For weeks in advance he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started playing, the doctor yelled "Up Nuts!"
All the inmates obeyed by standing up!
After the music finished playing the doctor yelled "Down Nuts!"
All of the inmates sat down.
After a Home Run the doctor yelled "Cheer Nuts!", and they all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking to himself that things were going very well the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog. Leaving his Assistant in charge of the patients.
When the doctor returned there was a riot in progress. The doctor found his Assistant, and Asked "What in the world happened here? The Assistant replied, "Everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled PEANUTS ! "
The statistics on "Sanity" show that 1 out of every 4 americans is suffering from some form of Mental Illness.
Think of your 3 best friends!!
If they're okay Then It's You!
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