Thanks Ron!!!

Once upon a time there lived a woman by the name of "Angel".

Angel had a passion for Home Baked Beans!

Angel loved beans, but unfortunately the beans had an advesrse effect with her internal organs.

Poor Angel had an embarrassing and lively reaction to beans every time she ate them.

Then one day Angel found herself being lured into an "INTERNET" "OVER THE HILL GANG CHAT-ROOM"

This is where Angel met a really nice man named Shade. After chatting back and forth for a few months. Shade and Angel fell in love.

When it became apparent they would get married Angel was worried about the "Bean situation!!!"

Angel thought to herself, "Shade is such a Sweet kind and gentle man."
"I know he wouldn't approve of this type of "Expressive Behavior."

There was only one thing Angel could do. She must make the "Supreme Sacrifice!", and give up Beans.

Some months later Angel's truck broke down on her way home from "Sally's Boutique".

Shade and Angel live way out in "Red-Neck Hills Estates" so Angel placed a call to Shade informing him of the truck breaking down, she was going to walk and would be home late.

On the way home Angel was passing by "NICK'S CAFE" when the delicious odor of "Home Baked Beans" caused her to drool. The smell of the beans was more than she could stand.

Since Angel still had miles to walk, she figured she would be able to walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. With that thought in mind Angel gave in to her lust and entered "NICK's CAFE." Suddenly Angle realized she had "WOOFED" down 6 large orders of "Home Baked Beans!!!

Angel paid the cashier and started walking back home agan. All the way home she expelled GAS, and upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control any expressive urges.

Shade was so excited to see Angel and exclaimed "Darling, I have a surprise for your dinner tonight." He then placed a blindfolded across Angel's eyes and led her into the Kitchen.

Angel seated herself at the Kitchen table

Just as Shade was about to remove the blindfold from Angel's eyes, the telephone in the front hall started ringing.

Shade told Angel he would go answer the phone and for her not to touch the blindfold until he returned.

All those Baked Beans Angel had gobbled down at the cafe were still affecting her, and the internal pressure was becoming almost unbearable. So while her "Sweet Shadey"was out of the room, she seized the opportunity, to relieve herself of gas.

Angel shifted her weight to one leg and let it "RIP" It was not only loud, but it smelled like a "Fertilizer Truck running over a skunk in front of an open Septic Tank".

Angel took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously.
Then, she shifted to the other cheek and Putterd out 3 more times. This time the odor reminded her of "Cooked Cabbage".

Angel kept her ear's tuned to Shade's conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. She began shifting from one leg to the other.

BOOM...SHIFT...KA-BOOM!!

When Angel heard Shade hang up the phone she knew it was the end of her freedom of "EXPRESSION." Quickly Angel fanned the air a few more times with her napkin then placed it on her lap.

Angel sat with her hands folded. She placed a huge smile across her face trying to look innocent.

Angel was the picture Of INNOCENCE!!!!

When Shade returned to the kitchen he apologized for talking so long to his "Bookie" on the phone. He then asked Angel if she peeked?"

Angel smiled and assured Shade that she had NOT!!!
(she was way to busy.ha..ha)

At this point, Shade removed the blindfold, and Angel was surprised!!

For you see Shade had planned Angel a "SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY"
Seated at the "Kitchen Table" amid various relatives was Shade's Boss Sonny and wife Linda. Everyone had shown up to wish Angel "A Happy Birthday"!!!

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