WaLLy-MaRt-ExChAnGe
My Ex-husband and
I fought constantly.
Why I married him
I'll never know.
For all those
miserable years I
said This husband
has got to go !
I tried poisoning cakes,
and stripping his brakes,
I tried salting
his pork chops with lime.
Wiring his chair,
igniting his hair
Even though playing
with fire's a crime.
I failed at each plot
'til I suddenly thought
Of a way that would
set this ole gal free !
I got rid of him
for good and
ya know what?
They couldn't do
a thing to me !
~ I TOOK HIM BACK TO WALMART ~
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They'll take anything
back you know!
They said they couldn't
remember selling him,
But they must have
if I told them so.
They just credited him
to my Visa and said
"Ya'll come back ya hear?"
They were all so nice,
and polite about it.
So I took his mother
back the next year!
They'll take anything
back at Walmart,
Though it's broken,
rotten, or sweet.
And know what else ?
This time of year,
You don't even
need a receipt !
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