McAffee Firewall/Guard Dog
This was a conversation with Joseph from 2 years ago so it's not as good as some recent rants I've done (or is it?) but anyways it was taken from an MSN messenger conversation. My name is [TLP]Shadow2 in the convo although now I'm part of Vi|2us. Enjoy.
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
you finally got the demo?
Joseph says:
yes
Joseph says:
but it's still downloading
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
downloads are an assured file in time
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
unless you've got GuardDog, that throws EVERYTHING off. The very balance of nature
Joseph says:
oh
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
GuardDog is an Alien device sent to torture us untill we surrender
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
but I am FREE
Joseph says:
HAHA
Joseph says:
yaaa
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
I have vanquished the evil program with my delete key of light and holiness
Joseph says:
but you still have the dreaded mcaffee programs
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
yes, I have the Zerg to thank for that
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
or the Zel'Naga
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
one of those aliens
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
It should be called Mcaffee Scourge
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
Osama bin Firewall
Joseph says:
Haha
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
I can practically see a pixelated Mcaffee logo go flying into a tower of Warcraft III/Battlefield 1942 goodness
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
knocking it over
Joseph says:
I know
Joseph says:
it's that evil
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
or like, a Suicidal Programmer sitting inside a Mcaffee logo ship laughing Maniaclly as he flys it directly into my game of Counter Strike
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
I fell off the map when MCaffee hit
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
wait a sec, McAffee, McDonalds,
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
is the demo done?
Joseph says:
no
Joseph says:
aaron's on
[TLP]Shadow2 (Ross Z.) says:
this was me last year: haha, got my new version of CS, 99% OH YEAH! *WOOF* *WOOF* WHAT? unable to download because of unsuitable content in site name/subwindow? ABORTING DOWNLOAD? NOOOOOOOO. *Woof* *Woof* AAAAAHHH (runs at Guard Dog with a MASSIVE AXE "DIIIEEEEEEE YOU FIEND, I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ME PLAYING, I KNOWS IT BAGGINSSSSS"