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| Here are some of the quotes that I made up that kind of explain how I feel about life |
| I don't care that there are some people out there who don't like me... I just pity the poor fools. |
| Time is my worst enemy...But my watch is my best friend! |
| Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will chew right through the marrow and spit it right back up. |
| Everything is just peachy keen. |
| I'm not paranoid... but everyone thinks I am!!! |
| The worst lie of all is the truth. |
| Think of the worst possible scenario..Then run out of the room screaming your ass off. |
| In times like these, you must ask yourself.. "What would Jesus do?" |
| God created us in His image...and we paid him back the favor. |
| Expect the unexpected...Even when it sounds incredibly ridiculous... |
| Life is inevitable. Deal with it. |
| Life is a rollercoaster. It has its ups, downs, and turn arounds. Before you are born, you wait in that long line that seems to take forever, then once you are on, it starts off as being boring, you're on the flat plane. Then before you know it, you start to go up, however very slowly, so it doesn't really seem like you're going anywhere, when you're really going up high. But then there is a fast drop, and it flattens out again, and again, after accelerating and decelerating on the ups and downs. There are loop-de-loops that can turn your world upside down, but you'll always go back to that flat plane again. Some people don't like the roller coaster ride. They think it's scary, or that they're not really going anywhere, so they jump off, not getting the full experience. But they're missing out on a beautiful ride, with its ups..and downs.. and turn arounds. |
| Sex can wait. Masterbate! |
| Goths and Punks are the Modern-day Hippies! |
| Why get a boy friend? Just have a really good guy friend and kissterbate! |
| When the world is breaking you down, take a break from the world. |
| "Stressed" backwards is "Desserts..." Why don't desserts come with stress? I guess then it wouldn't be as stressful...Damn. |