Are you sick of overly optimistic and gentle advice columns? Look now further. I, Angelique, will give it to you the way it REALLY is.
Q: Dear Angelique: There is this girl I like, but she's a couple years older than me, and I don't think it could happen. What should I do? -Too Young A: Age hasn't got much to do with it. As for making it happen; distroy everything that is near and dear to her, untill you MAKE her like you too. Eventually she will come to you. Just make sure not to put a curse on her when she finds out it was you hurting all her dear ones. If you do, it could get a little sticky, not to mention an anti-climactic end...
NOTE: Advice is NOT ment to be taken seriousley, in any way, shape, or form.