11/3/04

Top Ten Reasons this is a sad day for America.

10.  51% of Americans will now find themselves included in the phrase “you might be a redneck if…”

9. NASCAR is now our national pastime.

8. Canadians feel sorry for us.

7. Four more years of careful “unification” of our people.

6. Being President is still such Hard Work.

5. Wondering whether you’ll spend spring break in Iran or North Korea. 

4. Roe v. Who?

3. The 28th Amendment.

2. Evangelical Christians have given the thumbs up to more killing than Muslim extremists ever could.

1. No one seems to remember what Evangelical Means.                                                                                                                      --Lars
11/21/04

Ok, I know, I haven't updated the page since 1989.  But I've been busy with moving, and school and stuff.  You'll be happy to know that we're all moved though...we still have to unpack about 80 boxes, but we're all moved.  The new crib is deffinately a 10.  It's got everything!  Walls, a roof, sinks, ceilings, floors, you name it!  But that's besides the point.  I've also been occupied helping Lars with a new song he wrote.  I'm not gonna get into very many details, cuz I don't want to spoil the surprise.  All I'll say, is that it's another political song, and it's probably the best acoustic song we've come out with yet.  Lars should be coming home from college some time this week, so I'm hoping we'll get a chance to go out there and get it all recorded, and maybe even possibly put it up on the site for all to enjoy.  Hmmm, what else can I ramble on and on about?....Hang on, I gotta wizz.............Ok I'm back.  Tomorrow's my birthday!  Isn't that exciting!  Yeah, I know, birthday, big deal.  I turn the big 1-1...I mean, 17.  Yep, I'm gettin' old.  Better go to Bed Bath And Beyond and see if I can't get myself a senior citizen discount.  Well shit, I think that's about all I have to say for this afternoon.  Other than the fact that putting a square in the oval office again was a pretty slick move.  But look at it this way...with Bush back in office, it gives us, Shady Dealings, even more opporitunities to come up with even cooler political songs!  Yeah, you're right...not even that can save us from the hell we call "The Next Four Years."  Now I'm all mad.  Stupid politics.  I better go before I get so mad that I go write a song about the Gub'ment.  Yogi Bear does
not make a good throw rug.
Brady

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3/29/05

Good gravy, it's been a long time since anyone wrote on this thing.  I forget how this works.  I guess I'm not quite so depressed as much as exhausted these days.  But uh, I guess the news is that the band practiced last week.   It was pretty sweet.   We recorded most of our last practice just for kicks.  The recordings aren't that great, but a few are pretty funny.  If we get some fan support maybe I could put one of the "Live in the Studio" tracks up for free download.   Come on, our fan, support it!  Well, whether you care about live tracks or not, you should definately check around the site for new photos and bios and other cool stuff.  I hate homework, so I'm gonna do be doing some ongoing updates to this thing.

Other than that, the big news was that Toby was back stateside for a couple weeks in January.  It was a good damn time.   He promised me he'd be back for good in June, and I intend to hold him to that.   So, Shady Dealings outta be in full force by then.  Anybody with parents who own bars, restaurants, venues, record companies, or small countries should definately shoot me an e-mail.  We're planning to make some serious noise this summer.

Other than that, I'll just say that Brady and I have been working on new music all the time, and there's even a new song almost entirely recorded.  I'd say it could be ready for public consumption in a few weeks, so look the hell out.

Thought of the Day
:  Why does everything I need cost so damn much money?  I'm moving to Canada.                                                                    
Song of the Day:  "All These Things That I've Done" by the Killers                       
--Lars