He who laughs last thinks slowest
I'm 51 and still rockin'! Don't laugh, it's keeping me alive! Random old guy
Hey! Look what I can do! :{ He has a tash!
Help, i can feel the moss growing out of my ears... ARG!!! It's spreading to the keyboard!
Congratulations numbah 4, you're an ass manager
I'm not paranoid, it's just that everyone's out to get me!
Please be patient, I'm only here becuase I am growing my moss collection
There is no key more anoying than the hash key.
DESTROY THE HASH KEY!!! DESTROY THE HASH KEY!!!
That's what happens when you forget to feed the hamster...
Yeh, I fed the fish!
Are we there yet? Countless children
If nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to the pan? Shamay's big sis
If olive oil's made out of crushed olives, and vegetable oil's made out of crushed vegetables, what's baby oil made out of?
You're unique, just like everyone else. A t-shirt
It's cool, it doesn't need to do anything.
Betcha' she pads 'em! Largo
Yeh, Im intelgant Random young person
They were both born the same year, just different centuries. Feefee
Excuse me please, I'm going to get my elf drunk.
'How do you expect to fix a headless artist?' 'Got any tape?' Ed and Dom
Ich bin ein berlinen (I am a donut) USA President Kenedy
If you can give me a reason to keep giving, I'll give you a reason to get out of my house
'Bite me!' 'YUM!'
'You should always sit on the back of aeroplanes.' 'Why?' 'When's the last time you heard of a plane backing into a mountain?' Shamay's big sis
Suck my big toe. Ben
Headbanging Tigger, on sale 18th June!!!
What's the point in a voodoo doll? Just stick pins in the person!
Here busy busy busy... Here bus bus bus!
See that singer? they've had proffesional training. Either that or they're just stupid.
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No dumping. Penalty £1000 A sign at the dump
I didn't know I was gr8 Feefee
We have a commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. USA Presedant G.W.Bush
It isn't pollution that's damaging our environment. It's impurities in our air and water that's doing it. USA Presedant G.W.Bush
How come the rain comes down sideways in Scotland?
If I'm stupid what are you?
No, seriously, I want to know
You laugh at me because I'm different. I pity you because you're all the same. Feefee
Man that's alot of quotes
I was designed for comfort not for speed Random fat man
I bet that waterfalls bigger when the tides in... Shamay's big sis
So, 9+9=30 eh?
Light travels faster than sound. That's why you can think someone's bright before they speak. Feefee
Hello sir, would you like to bask in the glory of the sun shining out my arse?
I hope you live a long life. Just kidding! Xianghua
If yu try but don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
It's not fair *snif* I want flicky hair!
If you meet a suicidal hom maniac, be glad. If they're the other way round, you're in trouble.
Cheese: Chemistry, Physics and Microbiology. Third Edition. Elsevier Academic Press
Mini pinch mwahahahaha Feefee
Oh no, it's the anti-christ Guy to his nephew
When you're trying to calm someone down, offering to nuetur them doesn't help. Shadow
Don't worry, I'm not here to rob you, I'm here to obliterate you! Excel Excel
I believe that the human beings and fish can learn to live together in peace. USA Presedant G.W.Bush
If you don't want to fight me I have a knife in my pocket that will make you fight me if i stab you with it Random rudy girl
Surrender and die My playstation.
If you don't turn on I will replace you with a wide screen tv! Feefee to his TV
It's always nasty when you follow through. Football comentator during a football match
I'm a cow. Please squeeze for milk. Aimee
Gak, sometimes I think people want me to go out on crossbow related rampages...
Lame joke limps away Cuina Politikiwa Nesequaia (for short)
Forget this, I'm going on Warlords. Damn messenger...
DISCLAIMER: I do not own a sense of humour, every sense of humour is free to do as it pleases. This does not include bullying lame jokes, their life is hard enough as it is. This does include avoiding me (which they abviously do) No rights reserved. All lefts reserved though. i thank you for your co-operation and hope you enjoy your stay. Cuina Politikiwa Nesequaia
'So they your friends?' 'Yep' 'Wow, you have friends?!' Terry Pratchett to Ross
Some people talk a load of crap. I'm one of them Malmo
I never typo! I say exoacnr what i n mnwn3we!
Bored in maths? I sure am...
*Swivle* *Swivle more* If you keep spining your chair I'll hurt you.... Malmo
Closed... for... maintenance? AH CRAP!
Battle pong? DAMN RIGHT!
Give me ed till I'm dead =D
Uhm, aren't those clouds moving abit fast? I'm scared... EEK! LIGHTNING!
Sorry aboput this, I'm alittle crazy... Paul
I could stroke people all day... *Strokes*
"Fee! You have long hair!!!" "Nah!" Dom and Fee
I know where you live. No jury alive would convict me. Shirt Guy Dom
RUN AWAY!
What is the third life stage of micro-bacteria during cell division?
Ayden coming up with silly questions
Im scared...
No, seriously! Im getting emails from Iron Maidens record label asking for site updates!
Oooo, pepermint creams! Made with flour...
Well as I've never seen you two doing that, I don't know what it'd look like
They came, they sucked, they left. Please tell me they left!
Okay, when chocolate icing turns into a black growing ooze,
you figure you went wrong somewhere... AH IT BURNS!!!!
But, we went down! Mac from FHFIF
Brain... Hurting... Must find... New... Brain...
Hello there, hey come back! Don't run away
I just want to eat you!
"Hey, where are you taking her?"
"Isn't that a him?"
"Oh yeh! Sorry man!"
Mark and Tom to Fee
Woo, christmasy!!!