Vegitation is the act of becoming at one with root vegetables. Once in a state of vegitation, one can feel the good vibes from the earth. (You should try not to get vegitation confused with vegetation, which are plants.) To achieve vegitation, simply do the following:
1)Find a boring spot
2)Do something. But make sure it doesn't occupy you, it must be so insanely boring that you can feel the seconds pass through your body
3)Stare unblinkingly into nothing. But don't fall asleep, root vegetables never sleep
4)If it helps, get a small bucket or container to collect drool
5)Ignore the outside world
Once you have reached vegitation, you will be so utterly bored you will be willing to try anything, like tiddlywinks or the age old game of encyclopedia.
