1) Beggars can't be choosers...but thieves can.
2) Before insulting someone, walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile away and you got the bastards shoes.
3) Never bend over in front of Conor.
4) If you see Matthew Kelly in a orphanage, he's not bringing the sort of presents the kids want.
5) Don't trust a scouser...full stop.
6) Never trust a yank with a gun...therefore never trust an american. Stupid yanks.
7)Zippy and Bungle were walking through the jungle having a lot of fun. When zippy got silly and pulled out his willy and stuck it up bungles bum. Think about it isn't that just a metaphor for life.
8) Need to set your watch? look at a picture of David May and all will be solved. Thers a defender you can set your watch to.
9)In need of money? Shit on a postbox and call it modern art.
10) Finally when worst comes to worst you must smell better than Conor. mauahahahahahaha stinky Conor