1.Turtle Neck
2. Polo neck
3.V Neck all the necks
4. Woolen
5. Hoody
6.Tank top
7.Tight Tank top
8.Tight pink tank top with entrance arrow pointing to posterior.(From the James Campbelll line of clothing for gay men and strange 17 year olds from Barnton polluted by ICI (Mike is the latter honest)
9. Cashmere
10. none whatsoever, Mike likes his victims...i mean friends topless, the dirty git.
1.His face.
2.His Odour.
3. His unbeliveable knack of managing to insult a parental impurity without ever meeting the parents.
4.setting fire "accidentally" to their house.
5. Setting fire accidentally to their household pets.
6 Setting fire accidentally to their household pets and their grandparents at once.
7.Setting fire to their househols pets, their grandparents and their allorment in swansea..
8,9 and 10. all of the above.
1. The hunt for the grunt 2.
2. Potty Henrietta and the Philospohers bone.
3. Birch home video 1
4. Birch's home video 2 This time its personal.
5. Birch's home video 3 this time its personal 2
6. Birch's home video 4 this time its personal 3 Mike loses originallility when making stuff up about birch hes already come up with every insult possible.
7. The Bear with an itch project.
8. The Hairy german history of erotica.
9. Birch was unable to finish this compliation due to a call from his solicitor.
My God, an update on this poorly maintained Web-Shite! Well, here's a selection of jokes:
Q. What's the difference between the Arsenal team bus and a porcupine?
A. On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside
Q. Whats the difference between a monkey and an elephant?
A Ones a monkey and ones an elephant
Arsene Wenger had a new girlfriend and was supposed to meet her at the cinema for a date at 7pm. Well it got to 9pm and Arsene was angry, he'd been waiting for two hours in the rain! He went home and rung his girlfriend and asked why she stood him up. She said "We're finished Arsene" and he asked her why to which she replied "beacause my Dad says you're a paedophile. Wenger was astounded and replied "A Paedophile? Why that's a big word for a 7 year old!"