D.O.B: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, oh no wait, 3rd June 1492
Favourite things: TV (that means transvestiteism, not television), Extreme suffering of small mammals, "I before E 'cept after C", Foot Disease, facial impairment
Favourite TV shows: Wipeout The biography channel's view on Murray Walker, Name that Fungus or Bacterical Lifeform, The News (I've got every episode on tape.)
Goal in life: To correct all incorrect spellings in the World, or to become Bob Des Lynam's body double (You'd be suprised how often he uses one)
My opinion on myself: Amazing, Witty, Sexy, Debonair, funny, cool, ladies man, new Des Lynam.
Conor's opinion of Mike: Yes He's a great guy i love him.
Birch's Opinion of Mike:: Very modest in fact he didnt even boast about having the largest concentration foot diseases in the world apart from William Harwood aka Disease Boy
D.O.B: 22nd of June 1901
Favourite things: Donkeys with no legs, people with no legs, goldfish with no legs, comedy, the letter F, my middle toe (its massively underrated), befriending inanimate objects, oh yeah and daisy chains.
Favourite TV Shows: Blind Date, The Generation Game, An Audience with the Pope,
Goal In life: To Live past the age of 17.
My Opinion of myself :As goodlooking as the hunchback of Notre Dame, with the odour of public toilets after the whole population had been givien laxatives and about as interesting as a peanut, the new Cilla Black.
Birches opinion Of Conor Has an Un-healthy obsession with a cooking glove he calls the glove of love .
Mike's opinion of Conor: I was originally going to write about him using a rent boy, but seen as I'm not allowed, I'll just shut up and go back to watching the Biography channel, it's Murray Walker!
D.O.B 5th February 2056
Favorite things: England football team, Manchester United football club, Basketball, Cytoplasms and Nudist colonies in Skegness
Favorite T.V.shows: The Queens Christmas Speech, Songs Of Praise and G String Divas.
Goal In Life: Be in the RAF, own a nudist colony in Skegness or know what its like to wear something clean (boy that would be sweet)
Birch's opinion of himself A very cool guy and a very devoted turnip farmer. A new Alan Titchmarsh
Conors opinion: He's a great guy I love his turnips.
Mike's opinion of Birch: Isn't he the Slipknot fan? Oh no wait, Birch like's classical Jazz, oh yeah, so cool boom diddle day!
