| miscellany |
| It’s not that I’m the best, it’s just that I’m so much better than Number Two.
Robert Plant Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. Laurence J. Peter Don't do drugs, because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. John Hardwick Drugs are good, they make you do things that you know you not should. NOFX May God have mercy on my enemies…They’re gonna need it. Gen. Patton I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think mine is starting to grow back. Chandler, Friends I'm in a place where I don't know where I am! Homer Simpson Shiva H. Vishnu! Apu Nahasapeemapetilon It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. Arthur C. Clarke I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians, your Christians are so unlike your Christ. Mahatma Gandhi I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown You are not truly alive until you have found something that you are willing to die for. Martin Luther King, Jr. By Oscar Wilde: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. By Mae West: When caught between two evils I generally pick the one I've never tried before. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. |