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Editor's note: I love reading campaign quotes online. I don't even know the context most of the time and it cracks me up. Unfortunately, when I try to take such notes during my games, I find it is hard. You have to remember exactly what was said and know how much to include to make it funny. So, to all those people out there who also share their campaing quotes, this page is dedicated to you. |
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Rokugan "Clan Wars" August 2003 - present Lucas Twyman: I am going to the bathroom. Just insert surly comment here. ***** Kakita Hotaru: There is a monk that wants to join our group. What do you think? Kaiu Taisenko : Bad idea. Hotaru: What? Taisenko: We are going to Crab territory, and the Crab clan hates monks. Thus, we should not take him. He'll hate it there. Hotaru: Well, we will just let him decide. Taisenko: If you were not going to take my advice, why in the hell did you ask to begin with? O.o ***** Taisenko: Okay, monk, I am going to ask you a very important question. Your answer will determine whether or not I agree on you joining us. Monk: Okay. Taisenko: What is your name? Monk: I have not name. I have no--- Taisenko: I don't want him! Hotaru: Why not?! Taisenko: People with no names freak me out. I am scared of peope with no names. It's like they have no identity. I keep waiting for their faces to melt into egg shapes and for them to fade into the shadows. Hotaru: That is a silly reason. Monk (pipes up): I have sake and a portable shrine to the Fortunes! Taisenko (taking some sake) : He is in! Editor's note: The really funny part about that is the monk didn't know about my worship of the Fortunes out of character. ***** Lucas Twyman: I can turn into a broom, a dirt devil. |