Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: Yojiro's Heir
At 09:33 12/05/2002 -0400, you wrote:
> > Imagine the Irony of it if it was Yoritomo's son who would be> > Yojiro's heir.
>
>Or worse, Aramasu.
Well, it could be one of those ridiculously-unlikely-Scorpion-Master-Plan-Things(tm)Imagine the scene:
(one of the many secret rooms in the Bayushi Stronghold, at the back wall two poles, one marked "Tai-San" and the other marked "Kwanchai", two masked, dark robed figures slide down the poles and land without noise)
Kwanchai: Holy Questionable Orientation Tai-San! First Lord Yojiro gets caught wearing all those ladies' clothes, now he doesn't have a son to name as heir! And I thought the Doji were a bit... well... you know...
Tai-Man: Quiet Boy Wonder! I must think! The Tai-Computer has information which might lead us to the identity of the true heir to the throne of Secrets!
(several minutes of pressing flashing lights, after which a small fortune cookie falls out)
Kwanchai: Holy anachronism! What does it say?
Tai-Man: hmmm... its a list of odds:
100,000/1 Fuzake Garou
50,000/1 Hantei Naseru, son of Kachiko and Yojiro
10,000/1 Someone left in Medinat-al-Salaan (meaning the Clan will
have to go back and get them)
5,000/1 Bayushi Sunetra
1,000/1 Daigotsu (not EEevil enough!)
10/1 Yasuki Hachi (after becoming Emperor, Lord of the Shadowlands
and a Kami)
5/1 Bayushi Aramasu
Kwanchai,the Boy Dueler: Holy Nailed-to-a-tree-but-not Tai-San! How could he be the next Clan Champ?
Tai-Man: Its simple, we all (blah blah highly unlikely set of conditions)... and so he is the next Champion, and is alive, and not Kolat and,...
Kwanchai: We so ee-vil.
IT COULD HAPPEN PEOPLE!
Bayushi Uber
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Yojiro's heir? (was:Re: the last scorp)
--- In ScorpionClan@y..., Bayushi Chisa <shampoonekochan@y...> wrote:
>
> --- darkest <darkest@u...> wrote:
> > >Dammit, why did Shixiang have to die? ;_;
> > >
> > ok. i give. what story did he die in? i must have> > missed that one.
>
> Mostly the "implication" from the flavor text of the> Shadow's claw and Seiryo.....
>
> Bayushi Chisa
"Implication"? BAH!
He's not dead until you see the body, dammit.
Or until the Crane send you his ashes...
...
I'm sorry. That was a tangent. :)
Yoritomo Reiko
Mantis Clan Historian*Samurai
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] In the vein of the giant monsters etc.
On Wed, 10 Sep 2003, John Paul Sy wrote:
> How come Toturi Tsudao looks like a horned skull with big feet???
> http://webdb.ucs.ed.ac.uk/malts/test/l5r/samurai.cfm?att=Bayushi+Sy&def=Toturi+Tsudao
Yes .... she should look like a dead samurai =)
Give me a break, I can't draw pics for EVERY L5R character! 8P
bayushi Hituro
David
Subject: [ScorpionClan] is there a plagueor what?
Bayushi Daremo: Where the hell is everyone? Did you all die?
Bayushi Chisa: Yes, and I came back as as Ikiryo to haunt your ass!
>
Shosuro Ashendai: so... Is farting the only reliable way to attack the personality with a
ranged attack?
Chisa : Farting? Hell, that is projectile vomit there, sir!
And you better not forget it! ^_~
Bayushi Chisa
Puking on people since um...now.
[Supreme Overlord]: We've all been hiding. You know, from them. Those guys. Yeah. That's it.
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] My apologies (was Re: Political Entanglements)
yes, but the faithful were rewarded with a stronghold that was abusive to the point of unbalancing to the enviroment. And our boy became emporer,
and a ninja,
and died twice,
only to tell fu leng to take his shit home; again...
You gotta love toturi.
>
> Bah, you guys can compare >l33t skills to the cows some >home. Nothing> beats kicking ass with Toturi's Army back in >Emerald Edition out of> The Mountain Keep of the >Dragon only to lose >consistently with said> army when they got their >own stronghold and Toku was >actually worth 2> honor!
>
> *waddles off to the corner
>with the other
>curmudgeons*
>
> BR>
> Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Speculation on L5R-CCG...
--- David Donachie <D.Donachie@ed.ac.uk> wrote:
> Then again, if Iuchiban still has a hidden heart how come Force of > WIll kills him =)
It doesn't kill him. It reminds him of that ichy tomb we stuck him in the last two times and he gets the heebie jeebies and runs away.
*nods sagely*
=====
Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Sunetra...
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, Bayushi Chisa <shampoonekochan@y...> wrote:
> Don't think of how she can take provinces, think of> how she can make your opponnent crazy with trying to
> figure out "What in the hell are you up to?!?!?!"
>
> It's celebral!
>
what, as in wtf are you doing paying 13g to play a personality who is only 4f and can get you killed, and DOESN'T turn the tide?
it's like playing with hyobe in your deck. that's kind of cerebral too...
soshi eido
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] My apologies (was Re: Political Entanglements)
--- Ahmad Kamal Abdollah <sixpac2can@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > I don't know ... are your once L33T skills now rusty as all hell?
Bah, you guys can compare l33t skills to the cows some home. Nothing
beats kicking ass with Toturi's Army back in Emerald Edition out of
The Mountain Keep of the Dragon only to lose consistently with said
army when they got their own stronghold and Toku was actually worth 2
honor!
*waddles off to the corner with the other curmudgeons*
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Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
Subject: [ScorpionClan] A Song for Sunetra
You know the tune, I hope.
===============================================
Honor's rising
Time is fleeting
Attrition -- takes its toll
The game's going closely
But not for very much longer
I've got to -- take control
I've got the honor
To bring out Sunetra
With Atarasi's
And Spearmen
Then I double Tactician
Ring of Void will be calling
Let's do the White Scorp again
It's just a jump to the left
Then Sup Tac to the right (Surprise!)
So you think you're going to Slaughter
Fall To Your Knees is tiiiight
But it's the Rikugunshokan
That really drives them insaaane
Let's do the White Scorp again
I feel so dreamy
From the Rally you free me
Dueling Dragons can't see me
No, not at all
From the province I mentioned
With attacking intention
I'll be moving, to crush you all
But a Kolat Master
Will be a disaster
Nothing will be the same
So you start packing No-Dachi
Maybe even a Tachi (?! -- Editor)
Let's do the White Scorp again
(Kwanchai sings)
I was sittin' in the fief just bein' a fool
When a big ol' Crane challenged Sunetra to duel
He had the Blade of Truths but to his surprise
He had to face the DARK SWORD OF BITTER LIES!
I jumped in and took the blame
Another Time ain't nothing when Kwanchai's your name
Let's do the White Scorp again
==========================================
Onobori-san
Keeping the fine tradition going:
http://www.cowell.org/~yogo/secret3.html
Go for it. I'm never offended.
Dan
Reizunai Hanji
Straw Dog
no, you just offend.
^_^
soshi eido
skipalways@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Just a quick note about a card that combos well with PE: Doom of Fu> Leng.
>
> Hey, just cause I don't play corrupt doesn't mean I don't THINK about it.
Doom of Fu Leng's not corrupt! It's pure magic created by Isawa. How could that be evil?
It's like The Table We Kill People On. Creepy, but not EEEEVIL...
Bayushi Murai
Scorpion Clan Poet
"I mean, it's not like we're summoning Oni!"
:D
=====
Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
--- byksm <byksm@yahoo.com> wrote:
> this apperantly went over your heads.
I'm a tall guy. It's impossible for stuff to go over my head.
=====
Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
--- John <ajonti8@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Tell me that doesn't seem like a nice start to a deck. :)
Okay.
That doesn't seem like a nice start to a deck.
;)
=====
Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
--- In ScorpionClan@y..., Rich Wulf <rwulf@m...> wrote:
>
> Anyway, that's the story. Remata is a guy.
>
> Rich Wulf
Bah! Way of the Ninja claims that Shosuro Aroru's a guy, too.
So the whole book is suspect.
-Shosuro Kai, refusing to believe otherwise lest he feel so, so very
dirty. ;)
> > holy poo balls. then what the hell am i guarding?
> >
> > yogo sothotho
>
> Maybe you should open a couple and check?
>
> Bayushi Murai
> Scorpion Clan Poet
>
good idea Murai.
hey, this is Isawa Tsuke's grocery list! He told me he was just here to fix the furnace! Why that no good Phoenix!
I wonder what this one is with the creepy skull head seal on it....
yogo sothotho
>So, I will write Rich telling him to Hold That Kwanchai (i.e., not >obviously kill him off in the Onisu story). Then I will wait 24 >hours to see if any of you can come up with a good reason why I
>should XP up someone else. Loyalty, you know.
>
>-- Ono-san
I would think, in spirit of the poetry contest, that Higatsuku would be an excellent personality to experience and to have the stipulation that Poet be put on Higatsuku's new version. :)
That or make Kwanchai XP a poet. :) Anything to preserve the memory of the
haiku: "And so, now you know / Knowing is half the battle / Yo Joe, G.I. Joe"
If I could ever get a Lion poet named Matsu Yojo or Akodo Jiaijo put in, that'd rock too. :)
Jed Carleton
It is a well known fact that once an Evil Overlord takes over, all women are required to wear as many strappy, revealing outfits as possible. It was, no doubt, The First Mandate of Fu Leng: "Show Me Your Assets!"
I mean, why do you think Kai is Shadowed Tower now? If the Master takes over, then all those nubile Scorpion women will be made to wear (somehow) even less.
And that is a cause worth fighting for. ;)
Almost free of his bag,
-Shosuro Kai.
--- In ScorpionClan@y..., Skip Always <skipalways@y...> wrote:
>
> --- Stephen Muray <murai@s...> wrote:
> > She's got nice artwork though,
>
> This is my problem with her. The art is well done, but it's so far > from actual Rokugani style. She's wearing a contempary Victoria's > Secret outfit, not a kimono (no matter how revealing said kimono> would be).
>
> =====
> Bayushi Yaro
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Names and Places
> Change our Clan Name? our clan name... ? TO AARDVARK? You people
> make me sick.
> Let's just call ourselves Advanced Scorpion Clan, hah, we keep the
> scorpion and get faster fiction. Take that crane legged..
> uhm Cranes.
>
> Bayushi Pizado
Why not latch onto current public fascination and call yourselves "The
Amazing Scorpion Clan"... or even the "Amazing Spider Clan"?
(Matsu Kinra's annoying cousin, Ikoma Yoma, recites an ode:)
Spider Clan, Spider Clan.
Source of knowledge and intrigue, man.
Spins a web, full of lies;
Practice kata with blackened eyes.
LOOK OUT---
...here comes the Spider Clan.
With their blackened sight,
they will climb up the walls.
In a dirty fight,
they will cut off your... avenues of escape.
Spider Clan, Spider Clan.
Stylish agents of Rokugan.
Shoju's heirs, smooth as silk,
Battling Onisu and their ilk.
LOOK OUT---
...wherever there's a traitor,
they will destroy them later,
They are the Spider Claaaaaaan...
Matsu Kinra
Lion Clan Niten Samurai * Negotiator * Dragon Clan Student
Guest of Ikoma Yasuko
"So Otemi is out sailing again, you say? He sails Tuesdays, huh? And
Wednesdays? And weekends? And every third Monday?"
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Jester
--- In ScorpionClan@y..., "yogoono" <trism@l...> wrote:
> The Court Jester's back. And corruption has mo problems. With a 4 > FV you'll see this guy quite a bit in tacticians and duelers.
>
> But waaah. PRINTED HR. There goes my Insane Clown Posse Scorpion > deck.
ohmyf***inggod.
i just popped like 16 boners when i saw this card.
ambush just became a ten honor loss for my opponants.
question for lee... how can it not be targeted by ranged attacks?
not that i would be likly to put it in battle anyway.
by
ksm
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Weekly Fiction #48
Poor Kaukatsu :'(
Paneki needs to stab that Tanitsu good... <makes stabbing motions>
And the Shadowed Tower grows further... <cries>
Bayushi Kunshu
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: shixiang's death
--- In ScorpionClan@y..., Umbradomo <umbradomo@r...> wrote:
> He could have been an illusion. Like the one the Phoenix Shugenja> created in the story when they where chasing down the person that was> kill the Heros of Rokugan.> Of if he is the "Chosen One" from Yojiro than he may have had someone> stand in for him.
>
> --- Bayushi Chisa <shampoonekochan@y...> wrote:
> > Okay, that really sucks. I guess I am not too> > surprised since seeing Shadow's Claw. I mean, when a> > ninja is bursting through your wall, your grab your> > katana, don't throw your hand up in defense.
> >
> > My only hope is that it was really a Butei posing as> > Shixiang, but that seems a cop out. :(
> >
He could have held his hands up as reflex, but following through with a raising of foot and a flick of blanket to obfuscate yon ninja's view, subsequent action being kicking of said foot to perpetrator's nuts, with full intention of horrendous injury, ergo hurt ninja with equally hurt ego, living Shixiang, messy room.
Then again he could have bitten it, I mean how many ninja assassins flunk these things?
Soshi Eido
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: FOU personalities (Spoiler)
> Yes, but with a 0 HR and a 3/3 for 7 you will probably be discarding> him a lot.
Maybe if you run corrupt Yogo blitz... or live in a crazy heavy dishonor world. You gotsta think OUTSIDE the Yogo box, man, outside the box.
That's what all this maho-enriched opium is for. <passes out all the opium with little 'Courtesy of Hantei Naseru and Your Friendly Neighborhood Gozoku' tags>
Bayushi Kunshu
Scorpion Clan Demagogue
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: FOU personalities (Spoiler)
>
> Maybe in Diamond, we won't have any good - guys and Miyo will have a point. > I hope not, though, and for the moment, Miyo is worthless.
>
How slanderous and blatantly untrue! <rests his mug o' hot cocoa on Miyo> ;)
Bayushi Kunshu
Scorpion Clan Demagogue
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Season's Beatings
Deck the halls with jeruku ropu
Falalala la, la la la la
Make sure Yasuko doesn't grope you
Falalala la, la la la la
Don we now our face disguises
Falala, la la la, la la la
Scorpion gifts are full of surprises
Falalala la, la la la la
Mix our brews in doses fatal
Falalala la, la la la la
Gambling geishas spin the dreidel
Falalala la, la la la la
Be you Yogo or Shadowed Tower
Falala, la la la, la la la
Have a merry rise to power
Falalala la, la la la la!!!
Yogo Ono
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: Bayushi Tai's up on the Countdown
>I seriously doubt you guys know JACK about what's going on in >Diamond. I'm sure you will all wet yourselves when you find out >too. So calm down. SERIOUSLY.
>
>dan
>straw dog
--
i am calm all the time. then again i wet myself a lot.
Yogo Sothotho
--
Yogo Sothotho's Subterranean Scroll Cave
http://users.uniserve.ca/~darkest/Yogo
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Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: imperial Herald
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, Shosuro Nen <nenimo@y...> wrote:
> I figure the strongholds will have to be the 2 towers.
So is Kwanchai the ring bearer?
dan
straw dog
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: Champ Rumor
Bayushi Chisa wrote:
> My guess for Champ? I would like to think Doji> Tanitsu. On Zen Faulkes easter egg page, Tanitsu is> listed as a "lost" Scorpion child. He is friends with> all of the Winds, a HUGE plus Kurohito has been> playing up to. It would sure shock a lot of people.
Ooh, good one :)
Yojiro: <!-- exstands heavily armored hand --!> Tanitsu, you are my son.
Tanitsu: I will never join you! YOu murdered and betrayed my father!
Yojiro: Obi - Kurohito lied to you...
I still wish it were Sunetra.
Ranko
a.k.a.
Bayushi Ryofune
Kuroiban, Loyalist
www.kuroiban.net
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Latest H&E Preview: Soshi Aki!
Hmm, who is this Fuyari she is talking to? I've heard of Furuyari, and that would be bad. Maybe this Fuyari and Aki are simply a couple of Yojiro's caretakers here in his old age, and he's starting to go senile... they're really just worried about him... yeah, that's it.
Soshi Tenbin
Scorpion Clan Courtier. Shugenja.
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Yaro for Champion!
I think Yaro-san's ego just /exploded/.
-Shosuro Kai.
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, "guy.mcdonald" <Jevaque60@h...>wrote:
> Lets do what we can. Hmm there's no cards to make someone a clan champion in gold. Ok just bombard the designers with Yaro for champion emails.
>
> Bayushi Banadarako
>
> P.S. DON'T take this seriously we don't want our clan shafted any more than it already is for annoying designers.
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: Yaro for Champion!
--- Stephen Muray <murai@scorpionclan.com> wrote:
> So when does Kai reveal that he's actually been working for Yudoka> all along, and betrays the Shadowed Tower so we can pit you up > against Yaro for a Steel Cage battle for the Championship Belt?
dammit steve! you just ruined next week's update surprise. guess i'll have to come up with something new then.
=====
Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Bayushi's Shrine & New Champion
I've got pictures of every member of AEG getting their ass grabbed by drunken Lemurs...If you need them for anything of course...
dan
straw dog
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, Chris Burns <skipalways@y...> wrote:
>
> --- Ranko <ranko.marinic@i...> wrote:
> > So, Mr. 'I get all the previews in this Clan, or else..' let us try> > the new outfit...
>
> Just because I have comprosing pictures of everyone at AEG (and most > of the Crane and Lion lists) doesn't mean anything.
>
> > Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
> > How does it fit?
>
> I like. So Rich and Shawn, are you hearing the masses? Will you cave> in to all this pressure to annoint the true Scorpion Champ?
>
> :)
>
> =====
>
> Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
> Scorpion Clan Oyabun
> "Of course ..."
> http://www.pincersandtail.com
>
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: Yaro for Champion!
>> I think Yaro-san's ego just /exploded/.
>>
>> -Shosuro Kai.
>
>So when does Kai reveal that he's actually been working for Yudoka all >along, and betrays the Shadowed Tower so we can pit you up against Yaro for >a Steel Cage battle for the Championship Belt?
>
>Bayushi Murai
>Scorpion Clan Poet
>
i think that happens right after Murai is about to win the courtier battle by illegally ninja shapeshifting into a chair and hitting Hituro in the face with himself. At which point, the Rokugani go berserk because the previously retired/banned/injured Sothotho comes storming down the aisle, tears off his komono (despite being able to just untie it) and layeth the smackdown on Murai and his ninja flunkies.
Yogo Sothotho
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Make A Wish?!?!
> I honestly don't understand your objection. Remember, this is about > helping out severly needing children. Helping out needy kids is > never a bad idea.
What if they're EVIL needy kids? What then, HUH? HUH?
We could be channeling funds into their diabolical plot to conquer and destroy the world immediately prior to dying of cancer. And then they'd die, and the massive power vacuum will create a massive international power struggle that can only end in NUCLEAR WAR.
I'm pretty sure that's what happened to the Roman Empire. Do you want it to happen here too? HUH?
...
...
Yeah. That's what I thought.
> Paul Ashman
> Straw Dog
Lucas Twyman
Straw Dog (also) - Soul of Sanzo - Lots of free time at new job - Not Evil, honest!
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Just simple interjection
I'd never leave that womb.
[Dan]
> Hoturi may have been Dariu's father, but I don't think any person > born of Kachiko could be called anything but a Scorpion.
>
> Bayushi Kumari
> Scorpion Clan Propagandist
> Shadowed Tower Recruiter
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Why not play corrupt?
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, "curseword69" <curseword69@y...>
wrote:
>
> Kumari: by the name of Ryan Carter. You may have > heard > > of him-
>
> Ashman: Carter, what a scrub, >
*laughs* Hah... oh dear. That gave me quite a laugh. Asking Ashman if he knows Carter, is like asking... someone else if they know someone that they know rather well, if I am not mistaken that they do know each other rather well, and for lack of a better simile at 4am.
>
> Ashman: Unfortunately, you have no shot at winning the Detroit Kotei. I have > already bribed every single person that I am scheduled to play (yes, > I rigged the pairings as well) and have guarenteed my own victory.
>
Then where's my money? Undoubtedly you'd want all your matchups to look like they were the least rigged possible, and you'd prey on us poor, helpless Mantis!
> Why, that is the secondest > greatest Kotei of the year! (The Toronto Kotei being the
greatest).
Clearly I'm the greatest Kotei in of the year, being the Emperor of all that is unholy and perverted. (Play on the japanese meaning of the word Kotei here, folks...)
>> Kumari: Second choice would> be > > Mantis, but that's only because I think that it would be kind of > > funny if you could just Taint Kumiko again after they went to all > > that effort to get her clean.
>
I highly doubt they're going to say, "Hey, pick a guy to taint, any guy, we won't look!" They're going to give you a nifty little list, and Kumiko, will not be on said list. Why in the world would the story team bother to come up with all that Unbroken stuff, only to have it undone and have write something contrary, for some joker thinking its funny to pick Mantis, and Kumiko?
>
> > Bayushi Kumari
> > Scorpion Clan Propagandist
> > Shadowed Tower Recruiter
>
> Paul Ashman
> Straw Dog
> May one day have a cool character persona, but I doubt it.
Itagaki Yorimitsu
Mantis Clan That Man
Has a lame character persona, or so people tell him... ;_;
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Just simple interjection
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, "Allen" <weavera4@m...> wrote:
> I thought we had this arguement already, didn't we?
>
> If the Mantis are not a 'real' clan, than neither are the Scorpion, > as the same body that made the Mantis a Clan, made the Scorpion one > again as well, in official reckoning.
>
> In other words, say it again, taste my blade.
>
> Itagaki Yorimitsu
*smacks Yorimitsu*
Are we going to have to have that conversation again? Yeah, it was a bit out of line. But don't challenge the Scorpion to a duel on their own list. Kami knows they have enough of their own problems.
Makes me happy the only thing we have to choose between is the Bitch with the Boat and the tainted Daughter of Storms.
Yoritomo Reiko
Mantis Clan Historian*Samurai
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: Just simple interjection
At 10:04 30/03/2003 +0000, you wrote:
>I'm offended by your use of language. Referring to a woman as a>bitch is really uncool. You need some sensitivity training.
Hey, this is Kitao! It's not her gender that makes her resemble a dog. It's her behaviour. After all, who could respect a rough and tumble mercenary who does anything for money and power?
Oh, the mantis... : )
Bayushi Uber
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: self-promotion
Anyway, little girls in Rokugan are scar-ey. Just think of Pekkle!
Actually, pekkle is a good metaphor for the ST, tainted, evil, but on the outside attractive. I just hope the cloud that taints us all when they explode won't push us back out of Rokugan.
After all, where do we go? War Lords?
Bayushi Uber
Had to bring a cute little girl into did ya? I knew Shadowed tower fough dirty, but thats cheap. =) My question is how long is she going to stay cute if you keep her around all that maho and evil. Your just dooming her to a life of corruption.
Bayushi Kumari <bear@provide.net> wrote:--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, William Erb <yutaji12@y...> wrote:
>
> I am not sure if this was mention before, but it seems to me that the shadowed Tower shouldn't talk about us having a possible crane as champion, when their site is called "cutest little girl in the world". I am sure that strike terror into the hearts of your enemys,
but we true scorpion aren't afraid.
I can't help it if my daughter is the cutest girl in the world. I can only hope that the Shadowed Tower is half as cool as she is.
Bayushi Kumari
Scorpion Clan Propagandist
Proud Papa
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: New website!
--- Bayushi Chisa <shampoonekochan@yahoo.com> wrote:
> *Checks bust.* Sigh, guess I am left out in the cold> again. But that's okay because I have my own boat full> of sleeked up sailor boys.
busty is an abstract term, really.
if you're bustier then a sheet of plywood, admitance is free!
> Oh, and what is this? You found a unconcious Scorpion> in the river? Why it is Bayushi Kwanchai! Yay me! ^_^
yeah, he got drunk at my last party (see How To Be A Pirate).
Chris "Yoritomo Yaro" Burns
Mantis Clan Captain of the Kobune o' Love
"Off course ..."
http://www.yoritomoskama.com
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Mantis Mayhem
----- Original Message -----
From: "Shosuro Mikoto" <matt_hooper@hotmail.com>
> Take a good, long look at Yoritimo Kumkio. And Yoritomo Kitao.
>
> Do see some of the appeal of the Mantis? :)
But one's... ick... tainted.
And the other's got the Shadowlands trait!
<ba dum dum>
Bayushi Murai
Scorpion Clan Poet
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: New website!
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, Chris Burns <skipalways@y...> wrote:
>
> --- shosurokiseki <shosurokiseki@y...> wrote:
> > I think I'll hop aboard the Kobune o'Love as First Mate. How bout > > it? Those scurvy Watered Tower lads'll never find us here! > Yarr!!!
>
> As long as you're a busty female. The Kobune o' Love is strictly for> the ladies!
>
Fine then. I'll get my own ship. The Dark Ship of Bitter Lies. Then we could have rival pirate gangs and fire cannon balls at each other.
Avast ye Yaro!
Tsuruchi Kiseki
Mantis clan advocate
Captin of the Dark Ship of Bitter Lies
P.S. I've met a handful of busty gamers in my day- I'll send them
your way! :P
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: New website!
--- shosurokiseki <shosurokiseki@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Fine then. I'll get my own ship. The Dark Ship of Bitter Lies. > Then we could have rival pirate gangs and fire cannon balls at each> > other.
>
> Avast ye Yaro!
Dude, it's the Kobune o' LOVE, not WAR! It's the happening place to be in Rokugan! Ahh .. the simplier days of Rakki Yaro, Monkey Clan Guerrilla, when it was par-tay 24/7!
> P.S. I've met a handful of busty gamers in my day- I'll send them > your way! :P
Always appreciated ... as long as they are women. I've know a handful of busty MALE gamers in my time as well.
Chris "Yoritomo Yaro" Burns
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: Reality Check
You call that a diabolical plan!? I could eat a box of alphabits and crapped a better diabolical
plan.
[Nick Howard]
Eugene Earnshaw-Whyte <malefax@rogers.com> wrote:>
The problem with the Shadowed Tower is that you guys don't really > have a plan to take over the world.
Yes we do! Yes we do!
> Give me an evil plan, a diabolical scheme or vile plot and I'll sign > on.
Stage one: Form secret evil organisation accomplished
Stage two: Get rid of Yojiro as Champion. accomplished
Stage 3: Take over the clan working on it
Stage 4: Make one of the winds our puppets working on it
Stage 5: Kill all the other winds.
Waiting on stages 3 and 4
Stage 6: Rule The Empire from the Shadows.
Follows immediately from stages 4 and 5
Stage 7: Laugh maniacally whenever we so choose.
Shosuro Arunsa
> -Irayeku
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: New website!
> Always appreciated ... as long as they are women. I've know a handful> of busty MALE gamers in my time as well.
>
Arrrgh!! Ye're onto me scheme's. Well shiber me shurkiens Yaro, you haven't heard the last of me!
Tsuruchi Kiseki
Mantis Clan Advocate
Captain of the Dark Ship of Bitter Lies
"I'm a pirate, not a lover! Yarr!"
Subject: RE: [ScorpionClan] Re: Drinking at Gencon?
Hey!
This is starting to sound like a Crane list with all this talk of men kissing men.
Can we get back to plotting evilness please?
Bayushi Daremo
Scorpion Clan *Ninja* Samurai Troublemaker
*Bloodspeaker*
-----Original Message-----
From: Chris Burns [mailto:skipalways@yahoo.com]
--- Shosuro Kai <kai@scorpionclan.com> wrote:
> I certainly did not enjoy the cold you gave me, Yaro-san. I hope> the ladies you associate with are of a, ah... more hygenic > quality. ;)
I didn't know I had strep till 24 hours after that! For all I know you gave it to me!
The ladies I associate with are always hygenic (mainly psychotic, but always hygenic). It's the men I'm forced to wonder about.
- Yaro.
Subject: Questions (was:Re: [ScorpionClan] Rich Wulfs speaks on our Champ)
Dan wrote:
> Let's hope Hachi dosn't go around to the tune, "incecst is best, put > your sister to the test."
>
> dan
> straw dog
The good new: that is not Hachi's motto. Bad news: Hachi lives by the tried and true advice of his father, "if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family."
Paul Ashman
Straw Dog
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: Shamate Pass
--- Bayushi Chisa <shampoonekochan@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Ethics? I thought you had to leave those at the door> when you came into the Scorpion halls? Dammit, now I
> have to go yell at the guards again. >_<
It's not the guard's fault. Rich ret-con's them into Asahina when he enters, then changes them back when he leaves.
=====
Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] The Steel Throne...Read it!
--- Bayushi Chisa <shampoonekochan@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I LOVED The Steel Throne.
It also has the single greatest line in L5R history since "For Matsu Tsuko! For the Empire!"
"You tell, I pee your futon!"
- Hantei Naseru, age 4
Ah, the extortion began at such an early age. :)
=====
Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] test
> Oh, I worked it alright, I worked it all night long!
> UH!
>
> Shosuro Nomu
> Spanking the List
> =====
And people wonder how the Taint gets spread.
-Colson
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Voice or Underhand?
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, Shosuro Nen <nenimo@y...> wrote:
> I do have to agree with you on that. and we were the> Villians for the entire Hentai line. Maybe with the
oh no! tentacles! lots of them, flee! get your chastity belts from the local Yasuki!
kamal
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] More info about Kamnan
On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 09:43:14 +0100, David Donachie <D.Donachie@ed.ac.uk> wrote:
> Kamnan was apparently not as loyal as Furuyari had hoped.
>
> This suggests that Furuyari had not planned on Kamnan killing him. Then > again it could be from the point of view of a loyalist who is incorrect. > Anyone know what the picture looks like?
I assumed that the scenario went like this:
Atsuki: "Okay, Kamnan, you're going to help me fake my own death, and we're going to kill off a little bit of the rabble and make it look like we were destroyed.
Kamnan: STAB!
Atsuki: "Hey, you don't have to be so gleeful about it. Okay... Ow. Quit it. That's enough."
<Kamnan gleefully runs around killing people, Atsuki sneaks out the back.>
Bayushi Murai
Scorpion Clan Poet
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: More info about Kamnan
> I assumed that the scenario went like this:
>
> Atsuki: "Okay, Kamnan, you're going to help me fake my own death,and > we're going to kill off a little bit of the rabble and make it look > like we were destroyed.
>
> Kamnan: STAB!
>
> Atsuki: "Hey, you don't have to be so gleeful about it. Okay... Ow. > Quit it. That's enough."
>
> <Kamnan gleefully runs around killing people, Atsuki sneaks out the > back.>
I figured it went more like this:
<SCENE: Atsuki, Ogura, and a few other nameless Shadowed Tower goons are hanging out in a Shadowed Tower base.)
ATSUKI: Hoo boy. Okay, Yojiro's somehow managed to find all our bases. This sucks. And Kamnan's going to betray us soon. God, why did I ever trust Ogura? He's only 2/2 for 9 - I shoulda known he wasn't any use.
OGURA: But I'm a shugenja AND a courtier!
ATSUKI: Shut up. Okay. You over there. Yeah, the Shosuro. You take this mask and wear it for a few seconds, okay? Good. I'll be right back, really. I just gotta - uh - go to the bathroom.
<SUDDENLY: Bayushi Kamnan enters, wielding his sword.>
KAMNAN: I AM A LIVING WEAPON!
OGURA: God, don't you know any other sentences?
KAMNAN: LIVING WEAPON LIVING WEAPON LIVING WEAPON! <stabs Shosuro actor dressed as Atsuki>
SHOSURO ACTOR: Lo, for since I am clearly Shosuro Furuyari and not some other guy, I die. Ack.
<The actor dies. Enter Bayushi Yojiro and Bayushi Sunetra.>
YOJIRO: Ah, I see we have triumphed.
KAMNAN: LIVING WEAPON!
YOJIRO: ...yes, I - oh, dear, you really hacked Furuyari to bits there. Well, I guess it must be him, since no Scorpion would ever use body double.
SUNETRA: Indeed.
--chdb
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: The Only Card That Matters in Diamond
Heh. We'll see what the environment looks like when Diamond's in full swing. If it's all good, I'll dig out my cards and start playing again. The Lots O Ninja slant makes me smile, but I'm not sure I can wrap my brain around decks without Kwanchai.
Speaking of Kwanchai, why would anyone need to tell'm he could take down all the Crane at once with a bucket on his head, one leg tied to an oni, and a delicious orange in lieu of a katana? He's the MASTER OF BITTER LIES!
But I will do a little "Naseru Won" dance.
-Kai.
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, "shosurokiseki" <shosurokiseki@y...> wrote:
> --- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, "Shosuro Kai" <kai@s...> wrote:
> > >Followers Diplomatic Apprentice
> >
> > So maybe I /will/ come out of retirement, neh?
> >
> > -Shosuro Kai.
>
>
> KAI!!!
>
> Come back!!!! I missed you at Gencon... I didn't have anyone to > convince Kwanchai that he could, indeed, take on the entire Crane > Clan. You are missed, sir.
>
> Shosuro Kiseki
> Scorpion Clan Advocate
> Yojimbo to Bayushi Kwanchai
>
> Dojo of Bitter Lies
> My Invincible Technique
> It smote Fushin, DEAD.
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: pictures from gen-con?
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, Bayushi Chisa <shampoonekochan@y...> wrote:
> Mine are currently being printed, but since I am> scannerless this post is just to get your hopes up and
> then mercilessly crush them. XD
>
> Bayushi Chisa
>
> =====
> Hantei Naseru for Emperor!
oh you dirty rat...
Subject: [ScorpionClan] hmmm....
Yogo Sothotho likes Yogo Shidachi.
Yogo Shidachi is now Yogo Soto.
Soto. Sothotho. Soto. Sothotho.
Any connection?
=====
Chris "Bayushi Yaro" Burns
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: (unknown)
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, "Everett Mercer" <evmerc@h...> wrote:
> Unfortunately there's not much you can do. I've been the victim of it myself > many times. Both hotmail and yahoo "time out" after you've been typing a lot > at one time. As you've been sitting in the same screen for a while, the
> system thinks you are idle (even when typing). :/
> Two of the best ways I ensure getting a lengthy email sent is to select the > entire message and copy before sending. Or, I create the email in MS Word > and just cut and paste it into hotmail then send. Both of these ways will > allow you to have a "copy" as selected text. If your email fails to send, > you can just start a new one and click paste from your mouse to "retype" > everything you just lost. If you are trying to recover an email that failed > to send, the best way to do that is to hit "back" on your web browser to > bring you back to your previous screen. The text is usually still there, but > you need to use the copy and paste method to send it in a new email. Hope > this helps.
>
> Everett
>
> -Soshi Yashin
> "I am born of Shosuro and Yogo, raised by the Soshi, and trained by the > Bayushi. I ask you, who knows the ways of the Scorpion better than I?"
im afraid the only thing that will help is to go poop on someones desk.
byksm
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: ATTENTION RICH WULF :)
It is... named Sunetra. You'll fit on her, remember just to look like a LIoness, pretend to be na Scorpion adn be a Crane in fact. IS not funny?? Such a cultural interchange!!
NNDying my hair red?? Well, won't be the first time, Chisa-san... but I still need the two watermelons as boobs... I'll try with party balloons, even if I'm unsure if they can be swollen till that size...:-p
Bai-bai,
Shosuro Hanako. Scorpion Clan Chick. Painting Yaoi. Come and see, don't be Shy. You'll enjoy it +2 if you are a girl. Unique.
> There's a rackular spectacular Crane? Someone needs> to get me a physical description in time for Gencon
> 2k4 so I can have a costume ready. ;)
>
> Unless of course I work up something for Scorpion next> year!
>
>
>
> =====
> Hazel Warde
> Shosuro Yoshiko
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] erm... a late advertence...ToS
--- Shosuro Hanako <shosuro_hanako@yahoo.es> wrote:
> Excuse me, samas...
>
> This is only an advertence for those who are reading> Tears of Stone. > I suppose very few of -us- read the complete> descriptions of the > comics at the host's places, so I'll post here the> link to it. Why do > I say this? Well, because Tears has Sex.
>
> You'll find there frontal nudes, and explicit sex> scenes of all kinds > and couples, so please, if this kind of things> offend you or annoy > you, just don't read or wait till the comic turns> again to the > political plot.
Thanks for the warning, Hanako-san. Alas, it was too late. I had already eagerly jumped to Stone of Tears to see if you had updated it.
And what do I see?
A penis!
Then I looked again...and THE PENIS was still there. I averted my eyes, but to no avail as when I looked yet
again...THE PENIS remained.
I waited a day, and you guessed it, there was still A PENIS!
Bayushi Chisa
Admitting to how mentally immature she is...and thinking about the PENIS!!! =P
=====
Long live the Emperor Han-turi!
Be careful, Chisa!! Soon it will be MORE than ONE!!!!
And they won't vanish from the computer, no matter how long you wait!!!
:-p
best wishes,
Marta
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Naserus
is this the version with the penis or without you want? :D
Sorry couldnt resist :P
I have a bunch I can send you
your friendly neighborhood ninja...
[Editor's note: this request is still valid. *puppy dog eyes*
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bayushi Chisa" <shampoonekochan@yahoo.com>
> Minna,
>
> I am an avid Naseru fan and am well pleased that the> Anvil became the Emperor. I have been collecting
> copies of his wind for some time now. I tried to gain> some at the Colinsville Kotei and Gencon, but most
> people only carry their winds (rightfully so) at such> events.
>
> Seeing as how the winds are changing for Diamond, I> thought I would send a request for people's Naserus.
> Gold edition are preferred so I can back my deck, but> any (and I mean ANY) version is appreciated.
>
> Please email me privately at shampoonekochan@yahoo.com
>
>
> Thanks,
> Bayushi Chisa
> Chisa Yap
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: damn crane
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, "Dan" <LazMan@k...> wrote:
> THIS IS THE MOST MORONIC STATEMENT I'VE HEARD ON THIS LIST IN AGES.
>
> "two sides of the same coin" and "oppsite sides of the same coin" > Mean the same thing. It's not like a COIN has 3 sides or something. > You really should be beaten until you can't think clearly. Oh wait, > I'm pretty sure that's happened more than once.
>
> DUR DUR DUR UNICORN BARBARIAN.
Dan Lazarus is the soul of diplomacy. We would all do well to learn from his restraint in the face of overwhelming temptation.
Bayushi Kumari
Scorpion Clan Propagandist
Gozoku Mastermind
Maybe I'm a crab.
Really.
Dan "Don't say nothin' dumb, or I kill you" Lazarus
Reizunai Hanji
Straw Dog
Subject: [ScorpionClan] Re: Re: Re: Some info ...
> Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2003 18:29:37 -0400
> From: Stephen Muray <murai@scorpionclan.com>
> Subject: Re: Re: Some info ...
>
> On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 21:33:17 -0000, Lucas Twyman <sanzoluk@yahoo.com>> wrote:
>
>>> Good.
>>>
>>> Maybe this time he won't be strictly inferior to the Monk.
>>>
>>
>> Oh, c'mon. Was Someisa -HR? Did Someisa have the "Villain" trait? Villain had to count for something.
>
> Villain doesn't come close to "Veteran of a thousand midnights", "Statue",> or better yet, "Scorpion Clan Violator". :)
That guy, Eiyo (I think) made me happy. Just the simple fact that he violated Cranes made me all warm and fuzzy.
> Someisa just had a similar - but superior - ability. :P
>
> Bayushi Murai
> Scorpion Clan Poet
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] Re: damn crane
> Wow a lot of Crane hate on the Scorpion list.
One person complaining about the Crane makes "a lot of Crane hate"?
There's a lot of Mantis hate then too, since I despise them with all my heart and soul.
--
don't forget Phoenix. i REALLY hate those guys.
i mean REALLY hate them.
yogo sothotho!
Subject: Re: [ScorpionClan] My apologies (was Re: Political Entanglements)
On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 13:54:35 +0100, David Donachie <D.Donachie@ed.ac.uk> wrote:
>> Paul Heaver and I have often considered forming "Team Has-Been", since >> "We used to be good players, now we suck at this game."
>
> Oh I so want to be in that team!
>
> We can discuss deck strategies, and how they are not as good as the decks > we used to have in our day, and how the current top players wouldn't be > winning if *we* were still good =)
"Back in our day, the Black Scrolls were black! And scary lookin'! And you could bow your entire army, and give the Emperor a gift when lobbying for the favor! AND WE LIKED IT."
I do really miss the historic lobbying rules. They were so much cooler than the pale shadow of what they are now. It was so much fun to say things like "I give the Emperor a hideous wasting disease as a gift."
Bayushi Murai
Scorpion Clan Poet
Subject: [ScorpionClan] My apologies (was Re: Political Entanglements)
--- In ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com, Shosuro Ashendai <ashes@l...> wrote:
> Ah, the good old days, *sigh*. Not many here nowdays can understand how we> feel. (hands up everyone who has posted within the first 1000 messages of> the list [aka. June 1999 or before])
>
> Shosuro Ashendai
> *Scorpion clan Master of all battlefields*Samurai*
> "It isn't enough, that one master the battlefield of the land, or of the> court. One must master these both, and yet still master the one of the> heart to be considered a true master."
march 2000.
not in the first 1000 but long enough to remember the good old days.
bayushi yoimasu
limited: challenge a personality to a sake duel. the loser is bowed and does not straighten next turn. furthermore, he is dishonored and his controller loses honor equal to his printed personal honor when the winner paints his face with bad makeup and takes photographs of the poor slob in suggestive and obscene poses.
Subject: RE: [ScorpionClan] [storyline] Gift of the Oracles
An oddity, in and of itself...
-----Original Message-----
From: Stephen Muray [mailto:murai@scorpionclan.com]
Sent: Friday, August 15, 2003 5:29 AM
To: ScorpionClan@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [ScorpionClan] [storyline] Gift of the Oracles
From the Crane List, some useful information: