This one time, I went to Africa, because I needed to go to the store, and I couldn’t find one in America. So, I went to a small store in Africa, who only sold shoes, and I asked for toilet paper.
I saw someone there. His name was Colin. He was sitting in the corner touching his toes. Every five seconds, he’d look up to make sure no one was looking and if someone was looking he’d stop real fast.
The person I asked about toilet paper said, “I’m sorry, we only sell shoes not toilet paper.”
I told him to shuwut up and stop talking to me because I hated him. I told him to get out of my life so I could go check if they had toilet paper myself.
After I was done checking for toilet paper, I asked Colin if he knew who sold toilet paper around there.
He said, “As a matter of fact, I sell toilet paper.”
I said, “Good.”
He said, “What color would you like?”
I told him I wanted yellow toilet paper with the number seven written all over it. He told me that all he had was white toilet paper. I told him to stop talkin’ to me, because he was such a toe touching, fartbaggin that! He got upset and fell on the ground and touched his toe. Then he realized what he did and stopped real fast.
I was like, “Whoa! That was the coolest thing I’ve ever saw!”
And he was like, “Really!?”
And I was like, “No.”
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