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CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
FEDERATION

Welcome to WCWF Electroshock!!! I'm good old BJ and tonight we have quite a match!
It's everyone's favorite pimp daddy, no, not Ice T jackass! It's the Godfather V.S. the only man fit
to wear a heavyweight championship, Shane-o-mac Bry!

But wait, what's this? On the Shan-o-vision monitor above the entrance, Oh My Gosh!!!
Mac Bry has trapped the Hos in a cage! He's tying the cage to a rope and is tying the rope to a crane!
And here he comes! I can't believe he's done this!

Entrance music: "Here comes the money!!!!" Shane-o-mac Bry's in the crane an he's driving it
into through the ramp! Wait, he's got a microphone: "It's time, once again, for Mac Bry to derail the Hoooooooooooooooooooooooo train!!! Ha ha, Man, I know pimpin' ain't easy, but stealin'
the Godfather's ladies sure is! You see, I see it this way, if I'm putting up my belt, I think old G-man ought
to put something up as well! So he's going to have to beat me to get his precious Ho's back!!
So Godfather, I want you to roll a big one, cuz when this match is done, you're gonna really know
why they say: Pimpin' aint easy!!!"

And now the Godfather's music is playin', but he isn't wasting a second he runs in as fast as possible, and
this match is under way! Remember, this is a Hell on Earth match, so the person who puts his opponent
through the most tables wins. Mac bry gets Godfather in a headlock, but Godfather reverses it into a suplex. Now he's getting out of the ring and reaching underneath the mat. He's gotting something, wait, it's a ladder! He tossed it into the ring. Now he's getting something else.

My god, he has a table! He sets it up outside. But he has to have some fire to set it up for this match. And there it is: the gasoline bottle! He's soaking the dang table with it and he's got a match, and he's going to, wait, uh oh, Mac Bry is holding onto his neck and he's pulling him up, but a Ho just tossed something into the ring from the cage... Mac Bry has let go of G-man and is getting out of the ring with the object. Now he smashed it over Godfather's head: and pills are flying everywhere... wait, I recognize those pills from past experience: they're viagra pills!!! The Godman is knocked out! Why did that Ho throw in that bottle?

Anyway, Mac bry's striking the match and he's set the table ablaze! But from nowhere G-father has hit Mac Bry with the low blow, and the reverse suplex through the table! 1 down, 1 to go for the Godfather! But Mac Bry's completely on fire! He's running around and now he's ran into the pole and he's knocked out. The Godfather runs into the ring and sets up the ladder. He's climbing to the top, what could he have set for Mac Bry?

But wait on a second here, Shane's ran into the ring, he ran into the ropes, but wait, he's been stuck in the back by the wire! He's clenching his back, and the Godfather's flying from the ladder with an axe handle smash, but Shane's gotten out of the way and Godfather's fell head first onto the barbedwire! Whoa, his face is bleeding profusely!!! Shane's getting another table and setting it up in the ring. Now he's set up the ladder again and he's laying Godfather on the table. He's climbing the ladder, and he's coming down hard with the big elbow!!! But, Godfather has rolled off and Mac Bry has hurt no one but himself!! This table doesn't count! Both of the wrasslers are knocked out in the middle of the ring.

But wait, what's that music? It sounds like horse hooves clomping on the ground, wait who is that? I've been handed a notice from the back that this is the man they call: JACK BULL!!! He's coming down to the ring and he's picking up the ladder. He's laying it on the ground but hes spread the ends apart so it's open like a book. Now he's picking up Mac Bry and he's thrown him into the barbed-wire ropes. He comes back and, what's this? Jack lifts him up in a gorrila press, and he swung him around into a ddt ontop of the ladder!!!!! My God what a devestating maneuver!!! D@/\/\N!!! Shane can't possibably move after that! He calls it the Bullwhip, and from the looks of things, I think Godfather's got a clear road ahead of him! G-man's finnaly getting up. He's gone outside and he's got the table, the gas, and the match. He's set it up in the middle. But hold on here, as Godfather is turning around, Jack's picked up the gasoline bottle, and, HOLY CRAPINESS!!! He's hit Godfather in the head with it and he's fell to the ground! What is the meaning of this?!?!?!?!

Now he's picking Godfather up over his head, and he's slammed him into the table!!! That means that Godfather and Shane are neck and neck, tied with 1-1. Jack Bull is climbing out of the ring after making his mark on both of these men. I'm sure we're going to be hearing alot from this man in the future, but look at the carnage left in the ring! And we're back at square one. Right where we were before Jack came in. Both of the competitors are knocked out cold!

But Mac Bry is getting up first. He's stumbling around. He climbs outside and he's getting a-a-oh my gosh!! Shane's got a lead pipe! Of course, anything's legal in this match, as is all the matches in WCWF! Godfather is reaching down trying to grab ahold of Mac Bry, but he's clonked the G-man in the head with the pipe. He's fallen backwards and ontop of the ladder. Now he's climbing in to the ring and he's setting up yet another table. But the Godfather has grabbed ahold of the pipe! He goes to clock Shane with it, but he's ducked and Shane grabs him and prepares for the reverse suplex, but Godfather reverses it into the Pimp drop, but Mac Bry has reversed it yet again, and there it is, his finisher, the Moneyplex!! Right ontop of the lead pipe. Now THAT would hurt your back!

Now Shane's laying Godfather on the table. He's climbing the ladder, what could he be doing now? Oh my god!!! Shane has performed the unthinkable!!! Shane-o-mac Bry has done a frog splash!!! On top of the Godfather!!! Through the table!!! That was on fire!!! And that will take care of the match!!! Mac Bry has retained the title, and has apparently won the Godfather's Hos!!!

Mac Bry: " Well Godfather, I told you I would take you out, and I have fulfilled my promise! Now, lower the Hos!!!" The crane has been lowered and they've gotten into the ring. But are they actually going to let Shane have them? The Godfather is getting back up and he's holding his hands out to the Hos...but wait, the Hos are grabbing ahold of Godfather, and now another one of the Hos has slapped the taste right out of G-money's mouth!!!

"See Godfather, that just proves it: Once ya' go Shane, you'll never, eeeeeever want a pimp agayne!!!" And thus the Hos have kicked the Godfather out of the ring. " Now, as far as the that jackass Jack Bull goes, if he wants to mess with the man, than I've got one plan. Jack, why don't you go one on one with me, the man, Shane-o-mac Bry next week? If you're up to it come out here!!!"

Here comes Jack Bull, and he's got a mike. " Well, looky what we gots our selves here! A jackass with a forty two cent haircut! Well city boy, if you want to get yer cotton pickin hands on this here country boy, then I tell ya what, hows about you and me in the match I was born in: A Country Rough @$$ Pain match!!! Or, C.R.A.P. for short. We'll fight where the roosters crow, the pigs squeel, and the chickens taste deeee-licious!!" "You mean KFShane, the greatest resteraunt on Earth, where you can buy a 10 piece bucket of chicken for only $12,000.99?"

"No city slicker, I'm talkin bout: the farm!!! Anything goes, right in my backyard! So if yer up to it, JUST BRING IT!!!" So there you have it folks, its the city-slicker, Shane-o-mac Bry, versus the good ol' country boy Jack Bull, next week on WCWF Electroshock!!! And it'll take place all the way in Jack's backyard, the farm, in a Counrty Rough @$$ Pain match, or C.R.A.P. for short! See you there!!!