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Welcome ladies and gentleman to a very special edition of: WCWF ELECTROSHOCK!!!!
Tonight, the first ever Interplanetary champion will be crowned in a 10 man over the top elimination match! We have 10 of the top superstars in the world: Tony Spaghetti, Triple S, The Crock, The UnderFaker, Stung, Big Poppa Dump, Soldberg, Kevin Slash, The Godfather, and of course, the WCWF Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the world, Shane-o-mac Bry.

After that we will go over to the farm of Jack Bull for the C.R.A.P. match: Country Rough @$$ Pain match. The winner of that match is the first person to knock there opponent out for the count of ten by the referee. It should be an absolutely brutal match.

But right now, all of the superstars are in the ring. The only way to eliminate someone is to throw them over the top rope. <ding, ding, ding> The bell has sounded and it's time to go. Tony S. begins pounding his fist into the Godfather's skull, but Triple S comes from behind and wips him into the ropes. Now he comes back with a knee to Tony's jaw and knocks him to the floor outside. Tony has been eliminated. But all of asudden Mac Bry delievers a reverse ddt on Triple S while his back was turned. On the other side of the ring BPD is slamming Stung's head into the corner post. Now he has set him up on the post and is climbing it as well, and he slams him to the mat with a huge belly to belly suplex!!!

The Underfaker came up behind The Dump Man while he was fixing to pull Stung back up and he hits him in the head with the big boot. Now climbs onto BPD's back and applies a big camel clutch submission hold. But Stung has reawoken and locks on a headlock on UnderFaker while UF still has the camel clutch on BPD!

Mac Bry is still beatin' the crap out of Triple S. But wait, Tony Spaghetti is still outside the ring and he's reaching underneath the ring, he's pulling out something... a table! He sets up the table. Triple S has come back and is kicking Shane repeatedly in the gut, but from behind outside Tony has grabbed a hold of SSS's foot. He turns around and looks at him, and Mac Bry lands the low blow uppercut on Triple S's nether regions!

Now he picks up Triple S from the ground an he hooks him into a suplex position and picks him up over his head, and nows he's walking over by the ropes, he wouldn't!! He did! Mac Bry threw Trip over the ropes and right threw the table!!! Triple S has been eliminated. The D.I.M.T.'s have rushed to the ring. They have placed SSS on the gourney but wait, one of the DIMTs has some sort of Doctor's mask on. He's getting in the ring! What the heck is this nut doing?

He's walking over to Mac Bry. Shane turns around to him and- OH MY GOD! The DIMT has clotheslined Mac Bry! He pulls off the mask and- IT's JACK BULL!!! Jack has knocked out Mac Bry! Now he's pulling him up, he throws him into the rope and he comes back and Jack throws him up into the air and slams him down hard with the ddt, a move he calls the Bullwhip. Now he runs out of the ring and into the back.

Shane is knocked out cold in the center of the ring. "Big Stupid" Kevin Slash has come up behind Stung and grabs ahold of his throat. My God! Slash just picked Stung up in a reverse choke and he just tossed Stung out like a rag doll!!! Now Underfaker has risen up and is staring Slash in the face, but all of asudden, Dump comes up from behind him, locks on the Full Nelson, and slams him down in a Full Nelson Suplex! Now Slash and Dump are kicking away at UF.

On the other side of the ring, the last WWWWWWWWWWF champion, The Crock, is slugging away with the final WaCkW champ, Soldberg. Crocky throws Soldberg into the ropes, but "the REAL man" comes back with the devastationg Fear Spear! Now he slides his finger across his throat, signaling the HackJammer! The Crock gets up and Soldie lifts him up into the suplex position, but the Crock slides back over his back, Soldberg turns around, and KABAM!!! The Crock Bottom! He stands over his head and takes off his elbow pad and throws it into the crowd. He swings his arms back and forth and it's time for the most electramafyin' move in spores entertainment, the Crockin' elbow! He runs to the left ropes, bounces off and flies to the right ropes, but all of a sudden Mac Bry, from the top rope, backflips on top of the Crock and sends him flyin' out of the ring!!! The Crock has been eliminated.

But from behind, the Godfather hits the reverse suplex on Shane. He stares down at him, and then G-father turns around and he's knocked out of his boots by the Fear Spear from Soldberg! Now he picks him up, and slams him down with the HackJammer!!! Now Soldberg goes over to Mac Bry and stands right nose to nose with Mac Bry! This looks bad for Shane, but wait, Soldberg has extended his hand to Shane, and Shane excepts! This could be a new alliance! Soldberg and Shane are shaking hands, but all of asudden Godfather has risen up, but the tandem of Soldberg and Shane have ran into Godfather with a double clothesline and knocked him out of the ring! Godfather has been eliminated!

But on the other side Dump and Slash are kicking Underfaker in the corner of the ring, but Soldberg and Mac Bry came up behind them. They're staring at eachother, and then they all begin stomping on him! But wait, UF is starting to get up! Now he throws his hands up in the air and knocks the men away from him! UF punches Slash, then Dump then Soldberg and then Mac Bry! He's on fire! Slash and Dump are standing side by side, and UF slams hard into both of them with a clothesline for both of em'! Slash and Dump eliminated.

Now he stares at Mac Bry, but Shane scampers out of the ring quickly, eliminating himself! UF turns around, and BAM!!! A huge fear spear, catapulting the Faker out of the ring, which makes Soldberg the last man standing!!! Soldberg is the first ever Interplanetary champion!!! I can't believe it!!!

After laying some kicks into the Underfaker, Mac Bry, Slash and Dump slide into the ring. Shane grabs a microphone. "I know what you're all thinking. What the heck just happened here? Well I'll tell you what just happened. You just saw the emergence of the greatest team in the history of the world: the sWo!!! Kevin Slash, Big Poppa Dump, the Interplanetary champion Soldberg, and me the leader of the sWo and the Undisputed WCWF Heavyweight champion of the world!

And next week, Slash and Dump will become the first ever tag team champs in the 4 team tournament! But for now, as you can see, I am not at the farm, and neither is Jack Bull. That is because earlier today I informed him that I would be too busy with the 10 man match to mess with him, so I have postponed it until next week, when we will have 4 matches. The 3 tournament matches and the C.R.A.P. match. So Jack, I'll give you a week to warm up, cuz' next week, you're going to be in for he ride of your life!!!"

What a show folks! Soldberg has become the Interplanetary champ and has joines the sWo, along with Slash, Dump, and Shane-o-mac Bry! There are a few questions left, such as who are the other 3 teams besides Salsh and Dump? Will Slash and Dump fulfill Shane's hopes? And will we finally see the long awaited C.R.A.P. match between Mac Bry and Jack Bull for the Undisputed WCWF heavyweight championship belt on Jack Bull's farm? Tune into next week's Electroshock to find out!!!