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FEDERATION

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages. Welcome to the first ever WCWF pay-per-view!!! Tonight, we will find out who will face Mac Bry for his Undisputed Championship belt! Plus, the winner will become the first ever Super Uber Champion King! But it's no ordinary match, it's a HELL IN A CELL match!!!

"First, weighing in at 348 pounds, the master of the Bullwhip, and the biggest Tenacious D mark on the planet( He even has their Officialy Licensed Afro Sheen and Toilet Plunger) : Jack Bull!!! And his opponent, weighing in at 22 pounds, the master of the Saiyan Slam, in which he grabs ahold of his opponent in a reverse bear hug position with his stomach to their back, then lift em' in the air and slam em' down in front of him. Anyway, it's Yuri Prime, I mean Super Saiyan Vegeta, I mean: LORD FRIEZA!!!"

Alright, they begin with a lock up, and then LF throws JB into the ropes, and slams him to the mat on the rebound. Now he's climbing to the top rope, and he slams hard on top of Jack with the elbow! He's going outside of the ring. The Cell encompasses the ring and leaves a little bit of room for the competitors to walk around in. He's reaching under the mat, and he brings back up a kendo stick, or stick ball bat, or broomstick, or whatever you want to call it depending on what federation you watch. He climbs back into the ring, but Mathe...er, I mean "Jack Bull" drops a leg on top of Yuri...er, LORD FRIEZA.

Jack picks up the stick and smacks Frieza in the head wit' it. Now he places the stick under Jack's neck, then he sits on him and pulls the stick up, choking the life out of him. He picks Frieza up and wips him into the corner. Now he runs up and slams his body full force into the Lord of Dragonballz. He locks on a headlock and rams his head into the mat with the bulldog. Now he picks him up and throws him over the top rope.

Jack has slid out the ring and is reaching under the ring. He's got a ladder! But all of a sudden LF lowblows Jack in the Bulls. Now Frieza's setting up the ladder by the wall of the cage. He's dragging JB by his arm up the ladder...What's he doing? He sets Jack up in the powerbomb position, he has him over his head, and he slammed him into the cage back first!!! My God!!! Jack falls all the way back to the botom floor. And Frieza's going up top, trying for the legdrop, but Jack rolls out of the way. Both men are knocked out cold!

Wait, what's this? The sWo music is playing! Kevin Slash, Big Poppa Dump, and Soldberg are walking out to the ring. But in the cage Jack Bull is getting up very slowly... He hangs on to the side of the ring. Now he's standing up and he's rolling into the ring. He's still very tired. On the floor outside Frieza's seems to be searching under the ring for something... A crowbar! J. Bull walks over to the side of the ring and looks out through the rope, but is clonked in the head with the weapon. He falls backward is layed out again.

The sWo has stopped right outside of the cage, and Soldberg seems to have some sort of toolbox, and he's pulled out a saw! He's sawing the lock on the door of the cage. It's off! LF climbs into the ring, and the sWo does as well. Kevin Slash is getting something out of the toolbox... a can of black spray paint! He's turning J. Bull over, rips off his shirt, and sprays the sWo logo on his back!!! The grabs an sWo shirt out of the toolbox.

Slash looks dead at Lord Frieza...and he tosses him the shirt!!! My God!!! Lord Frieza has joined the sWo!!! But wait, where's Mac Bry? And who's that cloaked figured climbing through the door of the cage? He's got a bat... He walks behind Lord Frieza, and he's broken the bat over Lord Frieza's head!!! Who in the world is this?!?!?!? He's slowly taking of the hood... OH MY GOD!!! It's Shane-o-mac Bry! It's Shane-o-mac Bry! Lord have mercy, Shane-o-mac Bry has broken a bat over Lord Frieza's head!!! But what does this mean?

BPD has the spray paint now... and he does the same to LF that Slash did to JB. Could this mean that Jack is going to join the sWo? Slash and Dump pull up Jack Bull, and Soldberg spears his @$$ into the turnbuckle! The sWo has destroyed both of the competitors!!! And Shane has grabbed a microphone. "Well, well, well, you may all be wondering why I would destroy both of my friends? Well, you see, I made this match because of what had happened in my guestbook. I wanted these two to finish their arguments in a healthy and extremely entertaining way: By kicking the hell out of eachother! But, enough is enough, and I didn't want them to get to rough with eachother, so that I could save both of them for the Triple threat C.R.A.P. match next week!!! That's right, both of these bufoons are #1 contenders now!!!

And next week, I'll be able to do to them what I've wanted to do for weeks, show that I, Shane-o-mac Bry, has a website that truly puts both of their's to shame!!! So Hack Bull, Lord French Fry, if you want some, come get some, if you don't like, BITE ME!!!!!"

The sWo them blares on the speaker, the sWo raises their hands in the air, and they walk out of the ring.
The scene ends with Lord Frieza and Jack Bull knocked out with their backs pointing up, showing the sWo logo. It looks as though the original match between Jack Bull and Mac Bry has gained a third man: Lord Frieza! Who will walk away next week with the Undisputed WCWF Heavyweight Championship of the world! Find out on the next action packed episode of: WCWF Electroshock!!!!