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WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
FEDERATION

Tonight on Electroshock we will see a Triple Threat match between two rivals: Jack Bull and Bass Monsoon, and the champion. Jack and Bass are already inside the ring, staring dead at eachother. Then the sWo theme plays. And here comes the men; Kevin Slash, Big Poppa Dump, Soldberg, and the leader, Shane-o-mac Bry. And Mac Bry has a microphone.

"Alright guys, as you know, I promised you both a shot at the title. But I didn't say it was going to be for the UNDISPUTED title!!! Because tonight, you two, will see action, in the first round of the Tag Team tournament!!!! Yeah, so what if I said triple threat, I lied! Nothing new to me! And you're opponents will be none other than: Slash and Dump! So get ready, cuz here they come! Get em' boys!"

I can' t believe it! What a swerve by Shane! There's no way that Bass and Jack'll be able to stay together as a team. We start the match off with Jack v.s. Slash. Big Kev is pounding his fist into Jack in the corner. But Jack comes back witha lowblow. Now he's thrown Kev into the corner and is chopping away at him. On the apron Bass seems to have a huge smile on his face!

Now Jack whips Slash into the corner and comes at him with a huge clothesline, but Slash jump out of the way and Jack hits the pole hard! Now Slash drives Jack to the mat with a big reverse ddt. And he tags in Dump. Now they're kicking Jack on the mat. Bass is getting in the ring...what could he be doing? He goes over to Dump and slaps him on the back! Uh oh, bad move! Dump turns around and stares at Bass, but Jack uppercuts BPD in the nether regions! Big Stupid Kevin Slash kicks Jack in the head with the big boot, knocking him out of the ring.

Now both Dump and Slash grab ahold of Bass's neck, raise him up in the air, and slam him to the mat. They run to the ropes and come back and slam ontop of Bass with the elbows! Jack seems to be searching around under the ring for something. Soldberg comes over to him and gets read for the spear, Jack turns around, Soldberg runs at him, and is met with trash can to the head. Soldberg falls backward on the ground. Now Mac Bry comes over to Jack and kicks him in the stomach and slams his head into the side of the ring. Shane reaches under the ring and grabs his trusty bat. But all of a sudden Bass jump off the top rope and falls on top of Shane with the cross body.

Now Slash ad Dump are climbing out of the ring. Jack is all alone as Bass is on the other side of the ring beaing up Mac Bry. Jack is running!!! He runs to the big screen at the beginning of the entrance. Slash and Dump slowly make they're way to him. But wait, what's that music? "Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'" blares on the speaker system... And the UnderFaker is riding out on his motorcycle! He drives right towards Slash and Dump, but they jump out of the way. He's still going and comes right at Soldberg! Soldberg runs out of the way, but unfortunately there was no floor where he jumped and he fell 10 feet to the floor below, through a table!

Now the Faker stops at the head of the ring. Jack has ran to the front of the ring as well. They stare over at the other side of the ring at Jack and Mac Bry trading punches... What's happening here? Could the UnderFaker and Jack Bull have sort of past relationship? On the other side, Bass sets Shane on top of the announcer's table and climbs on top of the turnbuckle. My God, he wouldn't would he?!?! He flies through the air with the elbw drop, but Mac Bry rolls off of the table!!! Bass has been broken in half through the table!!! He lies in agony as both Mac Bry and Bass are knocked out cold.

Back at the ramp Slash and Dump are making their way to the front, heading towards UF and Jack. They run at Jack with the double clothesline, knocking him down on top of the hard ramp. Now Underfaker has gotten off of the bike, trading punches with both Slash and Dump. He throws Slash down the ramp, rolling into the bike, and he grabs ahold of Dump's neck! Can he chokeslam him? Big Poppa elbows UF in the head, rears back for the big elbow, swings, but UF ducks, and when Dump comes back UF grabs a hold of him and chokeslams him on the hard ramp.

Now UF picks up Slash, sets him on the back of the bike, UF climbs on the front, and rides to the ring. Shane is getting up slowly and rolls into the ring. Now UF has thrown Slash into the ring as well. He climbs in, but Shane lands the legdrop on UF's head as he rolls in. Jack runs down the ramp and into the ring, and starts slugging it out with Mac Bry. He throws Mac Bry into the ropes, and comes back on him with the body slam. He climbs up ontop of the turnbuckle, an flies down on him with the legdrop. Now Bass is coming into the ring.

Undefaker gets up. Bass looks at Jack. Jack looks at Bass. Now they stnad nose to nose with eachother. This could be the end of the partnership! Slash is getting up...and Jack and Bass hit him with the double clothesline! They start putting the boots to him, but it looks like Solberg and BPD are coming to the ring. They storm into the ring and a huge brawl erupts! Jack is punching Slash, Bass is punching BPD, and Soldberg and Undefaker are staring at eachother. Now Bass has thrown out Big Poppa Dump and Jack has thrown out Kevin Slash. Bass and Jack stand side by side staring out side at Slash and Dump. But wait a minute... Underfaker has quit looking at Soldberg and is looking at Bass and Jack... They turn around, and are met with a double clothesline by UF!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! What the heck is this?!?!!?!?

Now he picks up Bass and Soldberg spears him into the corner with the Fear Spear!!!!! What the hell is going on here?!?!?! Now UnderFaker sets Jack head inbetween his legs, picks him up in a powerbomb position over his head, rises him up high over his head, and slams him back to the mat with the Final Drive!!!!! I can't believe this!!!! Why is the UnderFaker doing this? Mac Bry has risen up, and Slash and Dump have slid into the ring. They climb over Bass and Jack. 1...2...3. Slash and Dump have won the thing.

I just can't believe this has happened. The Underfaker takes grasp of his "Dead man walking extremely slowly" shirt, and rips it off revealing an sWo shirt!!!! MY GOD!!! The UnderFaker has joined the sWo!!! Mac Bry has another microphone. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the newest member of the sWo: The UnderFaker!!!!" Shane hands the mic to UF. "You know, I've been roaming the roads of the WCWF when it was known as the WWWWWWWWWWF for about 10 years now. I've had many tag partners, but none of them as great as the Lone Gunman, now known as Jack Bull. He use to be a cold blooded killer and down right no-goodnick, but now he's grown soft, and I thought it was time to ditch his @$$. Now I've joined a team that truly means everything that I'm all about; not taking crap from anyone. The sWo is what I'm all about, so that's why I've joined them. And just as the old saying goes: If you want some, come get some, ya' don't like me,", and the entire sWo let's out a big " BITE ME!!!".

The sWo has gained a fifth man. The American Jackass, The UnderFaker. And, Slash and Dump will face the winner of the other tag tourney match for the Tag Team Championships. The sWo is stronger than ever, and Soldberg and Mac Bry are still the Interplanetary and Undisputed champions. If Slash and Dump win the tag belts, than the WCWF would be in a state of chaos!!! Next time on Electroshock, we will finally have the Triple Threat match for the Undisputed belt! Tune in to find out who will walk away with the gold!