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WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
FEDERATION

Tonight, on WCWF Electroshock, Soldberg will take on both Tony Spaghetti and The Crock in a triple threat match for the Interplanetary title. It is NOT elimination style, it is instead a LADDER match. The first person to climb up the ladder and grab down the belt is the champ.

The speaker blares out "If you smeeeelllllll, what the Crock, is cookin'." and the theme plays on as the Public champion steps out to the ring. Inside he grabs a microphone. "Finally, the Crock has come back to wherever the hell this place is. Tonight, the Crock has a shot at the Interplanetary championship. But, as the Public knows, The Crock is already THERE champion. But tonight, The Crock will still take his boot, shine it up all spiffy like, turn that sucka sideways, and stick it straight up both of these jamboni's @$$'s!!! If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll....what the Crock.........is........................cookin'!!!"

Now the "Fattest Italian in the WCWF" makes his way to the ring with a chorus of boos. In the former WaCkW Tony was a 15 time Applecore champion. Tonight he tries for his first WCWF piece of gold. Let's see if he can overcome the Crock, and the man coming down the aisle now, one fifth of the sWo, and the Interplanetary champion: Soldberg!!! They're all in the ring, the ladder is laying outside, the bell rings, and it's showtime folks!!!

Tony kicks things off by geting Crock in a headlock, but Crock pushes Tony into the ropes. He bounces back, and the Crock slams into him with the clothesline. Soldberg is climbing outside and is picking up the ladder, but instead of putting it in the ring he sets it up outside. What could he be doing? The Crock lays in the fists to Tony's head, rears back, and sends him over the ropes with the huge punch. Now Soldberg is climbing into the ring with the ladder still outside. He stands behind Crocky, and when Crocky turns around Soldie lays him out with a huge kick to the head. He picks him up over his head and sets him on top the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. Now Soldberg is climbing outside again. What could he have planned for the public champion?

Soldberg sets up the ladder a few feet from the turnbuckle, climbs it, and spears Crock back into the ring!!! That's the first time I've ever seen a spear like that! It's knocked the Crock clean out inside the ring, and Soldberg is inside as well now. Tony slowly climbs back inside. After landing that spear Soldberg is catching his breath on the ground. Tony walks outside and grabs the ladder. He tosses it inside and climbs back in. Now he sets it up in front of the turnbuckle. It looks as though he going to try to throw someone into the turnbuckle. But, when he turns around, Soldberg catches him with the HUGE spear into the ladder and into the turnbuckle!!! Tony falls down and the ladder falls ontop of him.

Now Soldberg is sliding his finger across his throat, it looks like he's getting ready for the HackJammer!!! But wait, what's happening? The lights have went out!!! And when they come back on, Stung is behind Soldberg with the bat!!! He gets right behind Soldberg, rears back with the bat, but Soldberg has turned around before he could lay him out! Stung looks afraid! Now the crock has risen up. The comes standing beside Stung and they both look at Soldberg. Stung stares at Soldberg...but wait, he's slowly turned his gaze from Soldberg to Crock! The Crock looks at him, and Stung breaks the bat over Crocks head!!!! What the hell is this!?!?!?!?

Stung is starting to remove his mask...OH MY GOD!!! That's not Stung...that's...that's....that's Jeff Jarret!!! OH MY GOD!!! Jeff Jarret is in the WCWF!!! He rips off the trenchcoat, and reveals an sWo shirt! Jeff Jarret has joined the sWo!!! Now Double J has set the ladder underneath the belt, and with ease Soldberg climbs the ladder and snatches the gold. And the sWo theme plays in the background. Now the entire sWo is making there way to the ring: Shane-o-mac Bry, Kevin Slash, Big Poppa Dump, and the Underfaker.

They all get in the ring and stand over the fallen Crock and Tony. Now Slash and Dump grab ahold of Tony's neck, raise him up, and slam him through the mat with the double chokeslam, a move they like to call the Downsizer. Now the Underfaker picks him back of the ground and totals him with the Final Drive, his version of the powerbomb in which he raises him up high over his shoulers and drives him to the mat. Now Mac Bry picks up Crocky and throws him to Soldberg.

Soldie rises him up in the suplex position, turns around and slams him to the mat in a body slam type move, a move that can only be called the Hack Jammer. The sWo has risen once again over the competition. Soldberg retains the title thanks to the newest member of the team, Double J, Jeff Jarret. They all link hands and raise their arms high in the air. Who can stop this force? Who can stand up to these men and put them in their place? And who will walk away tomorrow in the fatal four-way C.R.A.P. match with the WCWF Undisputed Heavyweight Championship of the world, Jack Bull, Lord Frieza, Bass Monsoon, or the leader of this pack of wolves, Mac Bry? Find out on the upcoming second ever WCWF pay-per-view event: WCWF Retrabution!!! See ya there!!!