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(The sWo theme plays and the logo flashes on the screen)

Tonight is the first episode of sWo Electroshock. Tonight we will see the finals of the tag-team tournament. Unfortunately, the team that was going to go up against the Fudley Boyz, Stung and the Godfather, have had some, er, troubles, getting to the arena, as you can see from this:

The screen cuts to the nearby airport. Stung and Godfather are walking to the exit door, when all of a sudden the sWo comes up from behind to start pounding on them. Shane holds up Stung and Slash delievers the big boot to his face. Soldberg spears Godfather to the ground, and BPD locks on his submission hold, the Dump Slump, where he sits on his opponents back and wrenches up their head with his massive arms.

The Underfaker gives a double chokeslam to both of em' at the same time, and then Jeff Jarret smashes his trusty guitar over Stung's head. The team leaves the two broken and battered on the floor of the airport.

So, tonight, it will be Slash and Dump versus Buh Buh and Elmer, the Fudley Boyz. But it ain't no dang regular match, it's a tag team table elimination match!!! And now we hear the Fudley Boy theme song: I'm proud to be an American, cuz atleast I can be a hick and still be incrediblly famous by being a wrestler. And now the screen turns to black and white with the chords of the sWo's theme music. But only Kevin Slash and Big Poppa Dump come out. The Fudley Boyz have set up the tables on the outside and Slash and Dump have stormed into the ring. The bell rings, and it's go time!

Elmer starts things off by applying a wristlock to Dump's, well, wrist. But he counters by whipping Elmer into the ropes, and when he returns Dump lifts him high into the air with the back body drop and he slams to the mat. Now Buh Buh comes in and clotheslines BPD into the corner and starts kicking him in the midsection. But from behind Slash slams a frying pan over Buh Buh's back, and the pan breaks from the handle! Now Elmer gets up and lands the lowblow between slash's legs. Slash falls to his knees and Elmer climbs back out of the ring. As he gets something out of the bottom of the ring, Buh Buh starts jabbing Dump in the head. He spins around and clocks the elbow right on top of Dumps head. Dump falls to the ground, and Buh Buh climbs to the top rope. What's he gonna do?

It looks like he's going to drop an elbow to BPD's gut, but Slash, still on the ground, grabs a hold of Dump's arm and drags him out of the way while Buh Buh is still facing the other way. Buh Buh leaps into the air and drops the elbow on top of Elmer who just slid into the ring with a chair, driving Elmer's head into the chair!!! Buh Buh gets up and looks on in shock at his mistake. He turns around, and Slash and Dump both grab ahold of his neck, lift him into the air and throw him out of the ring and through the table with the Degenerizer! Buh Buh has been eliminated! But from behind Elmer knocks them both out of the ring with the clothesline. He climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and lands the cross-body on them both.

But wait, it looks like Double J's coming down the ramp! And he's got a guitar! Elmer gives Slash a few punches to the cranium, and then he spots JJ. He starts walking up the aisle and the two stare at eachother...but from behind Big Poppa Dump clotheslines Elmer face first into the steel ramp. BPD picks him up and holds him infront of him in a hammerlock. Jeff points the guitar at Elmer, rears back, and smashes it over the Fudley Boy's head. Meanwhile at the ring Slash is recuperating on the outside beside the broken Buh Buh Fudley. He slowly rises to his feet and...wait, the lights have gone out!!! What's going on here? They flicker abit, and on comes Stung's music!!! It couldn't be!!!

It is! The REAL Stung has entered the ring from the ceiling and is standing behind Slash! Kev turns around, and Stung starts laying in the big punches into Slash's face. He whips into the corner and slams into him with the Stunger Smash. Kev sluggishly walks out of the corner, but is caught from behind with the Manta Ray Deathdrop, Stung's special reverse ddt. Stung then jumps out of the ring onto the ramp and stands right behind Big Poppa Dump. JJ points at him and Dump turns around, and is caught with the clothesline. Stung cups his mouth and lets out a big "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!". JJ runs at Stung but catches a boot to the mouth. Then Stung grabs ahold of Jarret, spins him around and throws him down the ramp.

Then the Stunger picks up Dump and puts him between his legs, raises him up over his head, but from behind comes Mac Bry with the bat. Stung falls to his knees. Shane picks Stung up and tosses him down the ramp. Stung stands back up, but Shane and BPD knock him rolling again down the ramp with a double clothesline. Slash has recuperated and is standing back up, waiting for Stung, but Elmer and Buh Buh are standing right behind him and have placed a table in the ring. Slash turns around, and Elmer raises him over his shoulders and Buh Buh catches his head, slamming him through the table with the Fudley Fear Flop! Big Stupid Kevin Slash has been elliminated! It's down to Elmer and Big Poppa Dump.

Buh Buh tosses Slash out of the ring and jumps out as well. Back on the ramp Dump, Mac Bry, and Double J put the boots to Stung. Elmer jumps out of the ring and runs at em' but right when he gets up the ramp, Soldberg comes charging out of a side of the ramp and spears Elmer onto his back! Soldberg raises Elmer up above his head with the gorilla press and drops him behind him. But here comes Buh Buh! Elmer and Stung get back up and them and Buh Buh start brawling with Mac Bry, Dump, Double J, and Soldberg.

Jeff goes back up to the entrance and grabs something. Elmer comes charging at him, but JJ spins around and smashes yet another guitar over Elmer's head, knocking him out at the entrance. Buh Buh starts jabbing Mac Bry in the head, spins around, and gets knocked in the head with a big boot from Big Dump. Stung slams Dump over the back with the axe handle smash, but he turns around and gets another spear by Soldberg! Double J grabs Elmer by the shirt and starts running down the ramp. When he gets by the ring he throws him in. Slash has set up a table inside. Big Stupid throws Elmer between his knees, and slams him through the table with the Jackass powerbomb! Both of the Fudleyz have been eliminated, which makes Slash and Dump the Tag Team champions!!!

BPD throws Stung over the side of the ramp and through a table 10 feet below, and Soldberg does the same thing to Buh Buh on the other side. Dump, Soldberg, Shane-o-mac Bry, and Jeff Jarret come down to the ring, followed by the UnderFaker. The sWo climbs inot the ring. Mac Bry grabs a microphone. "I would like to present to you the new tag team champs: Dump and Slash!!! Now it's official, the sWo has tooken over! We have all the belts, and no one has been able to defeat us!!! We truly reighn su-" But all of asudden Jack Bull's music starts playing,! He has a microphone as well.

"Shane, I've had about enough waiting! I want that fatal four-way for the belt! It's been about a month now and I still haven't gotten my well deserved shot! I want it, and I want it NOW!!!" Mac Bry: "Jack, I don't know who you think you are, but I'll tell you what your not! You are NOT the owner of this company! That right ebelongs to your's truly! But, if you want that shot, then I'll give it to you tomorrow! But it won't be at WCWF Retrabution! It's going to be at sWo Retrabution!!! And that's the bottom line, cuz Mac Bry said so so!!!"

There you have it folks, the sWo have won all of the belts! Soldberg is the Interplanetary champion, Kevin Slash and Big Poppa Dump are the Tag Team champions, and Shane-o-mac Bry is the WCWF...I mean, sWo Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World!!! And tomorrow, at the first ever sWo pay-per-view, Shane will defend his belt against Lord Frieza, Bass Monsoon, and Jack Bull in a C.R.A.P. match, in which the only way to eliminate someone is to knock them out for the count of five. Who will survive and walk away with the belt?Find out tomorrow on sWo: RETRABUTION!!!