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| Ladies and Gentlefolk, tonight is the night you've all been waiting for. Tonight is the night of: ||-----| |____ _______ ||-----| |-------| ||---- / || || ______ ____ ___ ||-----| | | ||----|| | | || / || || | | / \ |\ | ||| || \ |____ | || \ |-------| ||-----| || || | | | | | \ | ||| || \ | | || \ | | || \ || || | | | | | \ | ||| || \ |____ | || \ | | ||__ \ ||____|| | _ |__ \____/ | \ | _ 4 new people have mean added to the match to make it a tolal of 8 men: Mac Bry, Jack Bull, Lord Frieza, Bass Monsoon, David Blah, Ceej, Stung, and Jeff Jarret. The rules have been changed. Instead of knocking your opponent out to win, all you have to do is pin them. Last time, as you may remember, Stung tried to help the Fudley Boyz, but the sWo took him out. Stung said he wanted a piece of the sWo, an he got it in the form of Double J. And about Ceej and David Blah. Ceej, also known as "the Wall", has been lambasted by David for a while now, so he wanted a piece of him. And of course, Lord Frieza and Bass Monsoon have wanted a piece of Jack Bull for a long time ever since the guestbook wars. So tonight these feuds will be settled, and only one man will stand victorious. And now, we head out to the ranch. Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, tonight, we will see a contest that will be unlike any other before it. Tonight, eight men will do battle in this very ranch! So for the millions in attendance....well, i guess there really isn't anyone here since it is a ranch, well, anyway, for the thousands watching around the world...well, again, you can't really watch, you can just read...Let's get ready to Rummmbbbbllleeee!!!!!" "First making his way to the ring, is the owner of this ranch, and the man who initially started his entire thing, he wieghs in at 346 pounds, he is the master of the bullwhip, JACK BUUULLLLL!!!!" Jack makes his way out of the barn entrance and into the ring set up in the ranch. He's decked out in a cowboy hat, dusty boots and jeans, and a flannel vest. "Next, the lord of the Dragon Ballz, he is famous for the powerful Saiyan Slam, LORD FRRRIIIEEEZZZAAAAA!!!!!" Sudenly a huge mass of electricity is sent through the air and Lord Frieza appears in the middle of the ring. "Next, he is a member of the United Planets of America, and the master of a move he calls "The brick", please welcome, CEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJ" "The Master of the Manta Ray deathdrop, deathlock, and Stunger Smash, he is the former WaCkW champion: STTUUUUNNNGGGG!!!!!!" "And finally, they are two members of the sWo. The Chosen One, Jeff Jarret, and the leader and sWo Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the world, Shane-o-mac BRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" "Oh yeah, and David Blah is there somewhere as well." OK, everyone is in the ring except for one man, Bass Monsoon. Where could he be? The ref rings the bell and the match begins. Lord Frieza squares off with Jack Bull , Ceej and Dave trade punches, and Stung throws JJ out of the ring. Stung follows and picks Jeff up over his head and lets him fall face first on the bale of hay. Mac Bry comes up from behind and slams a cattle brand over Stungs back. Shane sticks the cattle brand into the hay with the hot brand up. Shane takes Stung by the head and tries to slam his head on it, but from under the ring Bass comes and slams a chair onto Shane's head, and he falls face first on the brand! Shane jerks his head back and fall right into a drop toe hold by Stung. Stung and Bass links hands and ram into Mac Bry with the double clothesline. Jeff reaches under the ring and pulls out a guitar! But, from in the ring Lord Frieza jumps out of the ring and onto Double J with the cross body. LF picks up the guitar and holds in the air ready to come down on Jarret. But Jack slides out of the ring and into Frieza with the baseball slide kick, and LF falls into a ditch. Jack gets out and stands by the ditch, Bass sidekicks Jack in the back and he falls in too. Then Bass walks backwards a bit and then runs full speed and into the ditch. The three start rumbling in the dirt. On the surface, Stung waits for Double J to get back up, and when he does, Stung, from behind, lands the Manta Ray deathrdrop. He climbs on top of the hay, stands with his back to JJ, and backflips ontop of Jarret with the Moonsault. In the ring Ceej is slamming Daivd's head into the turnbuckle. He whips him \into the ropes, he comes back, and Ceej slams him to the mat with the sidewalk slam. Ceej goes up top and comes down hard onto Dave with the flying elbow. Ceej rolls out of the ring and gets a cowbell tied to a rope. He climbs back in and ties the rope around David's neck. He swings the rope around, and David as well, and then throws it at the tunrbuckle. Dave hits the turnbuckle with sheer force and tumbles over it into the outside, with Ceej still hanging onto the other side of the rope. Ceej ties the rope around the pole and goes outside. Ceej stands ontop of the turnbuckle and flies ontop of David with the splash. Then he grabs ahold of David's neck with one hand, rears back and slams him back first into the pole. Ceej reaches underneath the ring, and comes back with a pitchfork! He holds onto the handle with both hands and goes to jab Dave in the chest, but at the last second he rolls out of the way. The pitchfork jabs the turnbuckle so hard that Ceej falls backwards, onto the branding iron! He gets up and starts yelling, and then runs right into David screaming, which smashes Dave up the side of the ring. The two fall onto the ground. Stung is still beating up Double J, but from behind Mac Bry lands the lowblow on Stung, which sends him to his knees. Shane walks a little back and comes into Stung fullforce with the kick to the back. Stung lands on his face. Then Shane picks Stung up by th ehair and tosses him back into the ring. Back in the ditch, LF and BM are double teaming on JB. Frieza whips Jack into the dirt wall and then rams his body into Jack's. Jack stumbles out a bit and Bass lands the dropkick on Jack. But how are they going to get out? JJ looks into the ditch for the guitar, but Lord Frieza has it and breaks it over Jeff's head! Jeff falls in the ditch and LF and BM proceed to beat up JJ. But from Bass's behind, Jack spears him into the dirt wall. Jeff and Jack are fighting Bass and Frieza, whilst on the surface Ceej gets back up and unties Dave from the pole. He throws him into the ring still with the rope around his neck. He holds the end with the bell and whips Dave into the ropes. On the rebound and slams the bell into Dave's head and knocks him out!!! Ceej stretches Dave's legs out with them pointing to the turnbuckle. Ceej steps up to the top with bell in hand, and flies down and slams the bell into Dave's nether regions!!! Dave's in major pain, while Ceej covers Dave for the pin. 1-2-kickout! Ceej has a frustrated look on his face. He climbs out of the ring and reaches underneath for...a table!!! He sets it up right outside the ring. He gets inside and grabs ahold of Dave's neck. He runs to the ropes, lifts Dave high into the air, and throws him out the ring and through the table!!! Ceej goes up top, and drop the leg right ontop of David's heart! The cover, 1-2-3!!! David Blah has been eliminated! But Ceej isn't through with him yet. Ceej swings David around and around and releases him, sending him flying into a bale of hay. Dave is covered with hay as Ceej goes to the barn. A few seconds later, Ceej rides out on a horse! The horse goes over to David- and he eats him alive!!!! The hay along with David are inside of the horse's belly and Ceej rides the horse into the sunset. It looks as though Ceej has finished this match, after doing what he set out to. Ceej has forfeited the match, after the horse digested David Blah. Seeya Ceej, and ride happy trails! In the ditch Jakc Bull piledrives Bass into the ground and covers him. 1-2-kickout. Frieza suplexes Double J and goes for the cover. 1-2-kickout. Mac Bry comes over to the ditch, but form behind Stung breaks a bat over his bat, and Shane falls into the ditch. Then Stun gsplashes ontop of Mac Bry and into the ditch. All of the six competitors are duking it out in the ditch now. Jeff and Shane double team on Stung while Lord Frieza and Bass double team on Jack Bull. Bass and LF whip Jack and Mac Bry and Jeff whip Stung, and the two collide. They fall to the ground and somehow their arms fall onto each other. 1-2-3!!! Both Jack Bull and Stung have been eliminated. LF, Bass, MB, and Jeff all climb out of the ditch. Bass stares at Shane and Jarret glares at Frieza. It's down to these four men. Who will survive and walk away with the championship? Wait a minute...There's a Monster Truck! And it's headed straight towards the ring with all four competitors inside!!! They all jump out, and the Truck rams into it. Out of the truck steps: SOLDBERG!!! Soldie waits as Frieza tunrs around, and-BAM! The spear right through Frieza. On the other side of the ring Jarret goes for another guitar but, but when he turns around, Bass Monsoon clocks him with a chair. On both sides there's a pin. Bass on JJ, Shane on Frieza: 1-2-3!!! It all comes down to this. Bass Monsoon versus Shane-o-mac Bry. For the Undisputed sWo Heavyweight Championship of the wolrd. Bass gets in the face of the champion. He looks him dead in the eye. But, all of a sudden, from behind, someone brands Bass with the hot iron cattle brand! It's Jack Bull! Why is he back in this thing? Bass turns around o look at Jack, but from behind Shane suplexes Bass with the Release German suplex!!!!! He covers him: 1.......2.......3!!!! I can't believe it!!! Thanks to Jack Bull, Shane-o-mac Bry has retained the title!!! What has gone on here. Mac Bry stares at Jack bull, nose o nose...and he shakes his hand! They raise there arms! What has gone on here! Jack takes a hold of his flannel vest, and removes it to reveal an sWo vest!!!! I can't believe it! Jack Bull has joined the sWo!!!!!! Mac Bry grabs a microphone and begins to speak. "Folks, I know this may come as a shock to you, but what you have seen here has been in the works for a few weeks now. You see, Me and Jack came up with this surefire plan. Jack challenged me to a C.r.A.p. match. I accepted. Then Jack insulted Lord Frieza and Bass Monsoon in the guestbook. They wanted a match, so they got one. And the rest is history. Folks, I would like to present to you the newest member of the sWo: Jack Bull!!!! Oh and one more thing. UnderFaker, I know yer watching this back at the arena. Well, I want you to get you're bags and pack em' cuz if you underestimated this man, then you have no place in our pack! YOU'RE FIRED!!!" What a show! Mac BRy has retained the title, thanks to the newest member of the sWo, Jack Bull! And the UnderFaker has been fired! What will happen next time? Will UnderFaker really get his bags and pack em'? Or will he put up a fight? Find out next time on sWo Electroshock!!!! |