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Welcome folks, to another action packed episode of sWo electroshock!!! Tonight we have a huge 6-man tag. The sWo versus stung, the UnderFaker, who negotiated with Mac Bry to allow him to stay, if he wins this match, and a surprise partner. The sWo music plays as three members of the sWo, Kevin Slash, Big Poppa Dump, and Jack Bull make their way out to the ring. Slash and Dump hold the ropes up as Jack makes his way inside. What a match it was at Retrabution, and what a shocker when Jack actually JOINED the sWo! The lights dim and Stung and the UnderFaker make their way to the ring. By ringside Stung picks up a microphone and begins to speak. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like now to introduce you to our super secret surprise partner:" Suddnely, we hear the sound of glass shattering, and- OH MY GOD!!! It's the man himself, Ice Cold Slim Johnson!!! I wouldnt have guessed in a million years! Ice Cold, Stugn and UF run into the ring and this match is off and running! Stung and Jack kick things off in the ring. Stung whips Jack into the ropes and hits him with the clothesline on the rebound. He runs to the rope and comes down on him with the legdrop. The cover, and only a one count. Stung kicks Jack in the gut and hits a snap suplex. He then runs up the turnbuckle, and comes down hard on J. Bull with the flying elbow! Stung then tags in UnderFaker and holds Jack up in front of himself. UF runs into the ropes and comes back with the big boot to the face of JB. Faker lifts Jack up over his head in a gorilla press and throws him outside of the ring. Slash and Dump runs into the ring but UF knocks em down with the double clothesline. He picks them both up and slams their heads together. Jack comes back inside and hits the Faker down below with the low blow. The three men start putting the boots to UF, but he slowly crawls to his corner with the men still kicking at him and just barely tags in the Texas Garter Snake. Ice Cold comes in starts landing punches on both Slash and Dump. He whips Kev into the ropes and kicks him in the gut on the return. He bonces off the ropes an comes back with a bulldog, driving Slash's face into the mat. Big Kev slides out of the ring and BPD runs at Slim, but catches a fist in the mouth, knocking him out. He picks him back up and whips him into the corner. Icey goes to the corner and proceeds to stomp a mudhole directly in Big Poppa's midsection. But from behind Jack Bull comes in and hits Johnson on the back with a chair, but Slim isnt even phased. He turns around and throws Jack into the corner just when BPD was about to get back up. Jack falls down with his back on the ground. And BPD falls onto Jack's nether regions with his face, falling in an unflattering position. Slash comes back in with a garbage can and slams it ontop of Slim's head, cramming his head into the can. Big Stupid then picks up the chair and whacks the side of the trash can, and Ice Cold is sent tumbling out of the ring. The Faker and Stung clothesline Kev from behind, sending him out of the ring as well. Stung picks up Jack stands him up with his back to Stung's front, and drops him to the ground with the Manta Ray Deathdrop. Jack Bull hits UF with a knee to the stomach and then slams him headfirst into the tunrbuckle. He the then sets him up onto of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring and goes up to the top and holds onto UF. Jack tries for the german suplex, but Stung comes from behind with the high dropkick, and he falls to the ground. UF turns around, and drops a leg ontop of JB from the top of the ringpost. Stung covers BPD and UnderFaker covers Jack. 1-2-but all of a sudden the entrance is filled with pyro and fire! It sounds like, Kane's music! Could it be? Stung and UF get off the opponents and walk to the side of the ring and stare on. But from behind BPD and Jack Bull roll up Stung and the Faker!!! 1-2-3!!! The sWo has won! I can't believe it! That means the UnderFake is fired!!! But from the entrance emerges the man, the myth, the legend. No it's not Kane, it's: Pane! The Underfaker's long lost brother! He comes to the ring and picks up UF. He grabs ahold of his neck, and slams him to the ground with a humongous chokeslam!!! Slash comes into the ring, and Soldberg, Double J, and Mac Bry come to the ring as well, Shane with a microphone. "UnderFaker, I would like to reintroduce you to your brother, and introduce the audience to the newest member of the sWo: Pane!!! He is like none other. With the aggression and fury of no man, he will destroy any that come in his and the sWo's way! And Faker, like I said, if you lost the match you would be fired. But, since I'm such I nice guy, I'll retract that. I'll give you one last chance. If you can defeat Pane, then you will stay. If not, you will have to pack up and hit the bricks! And thats the bottom line, cuz-" But all of a sudden Ice Cold comes from behind Shane, turns him around and knocks him out with the Ice Cold Stunner!!! He clotheslines the rest of the sWo out of the ring, and grabs the microphone. "Ice Cold 2:15 says, sWo, you can bring everything you want at the Garter Snake, cuz I'll just keep comin'! Next time on Electroshock, I want a shot at your title Mac Bry! And there aint a damn thing you can do to stop me! "And that's the bottomline, cuz Ice Cold said so!!!" Will Ice Cold get a shot at the belt? And will UnderFaker defeat his brother to stay in the company? Find out next time on: sWo Electroshock!!! |
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