Welcome ladies and gents to a special episode of sWo Electroshock. WE don't just have one match, we have TWO! First a four way for the #1 Contendership between UF, Bass, Ice Cold, and Pane, and then the winner will take on Shane right afterwards. We hear a blast of fire from the stage and out comes Pane! He made quite a showing yesterday, almost costing the UnderFaker his job! Next we see on his motorcycle, the American Jackass, the UnderFaker! Bass and Ice Cold come out and step into the ring and this match is underway!

UF stands toe-to-toe with Pane, but from behind Ice Cold clotheslines UF to the ground. Slim climbs on top of him and wrenches his neck up in a camel clutch. Pane kicks at UF's head and both men are beating up the Faker! Pane picks up UF, runs into the rops, and tries to land a big knee lift to his jaw, but UF grabs ahold of his leg, pulls him in closer, and knocks him on his back on the mat. Ice Cold runs at UF from behind, but Bass spears Slim from the side, knocking him out of the ring. Bass rolls out of the ring to the outside and picks up a chair. He unfolds it and sets it up ontop of the staircase. He picks Ice Cold up and sets his head between his knees, lifts him up for the powerbomb, and slams him ontop of the chair, and the chair is smashed flat!

Bass rolls Ice Cold off the stairs and onto the floor. He picks up the top half of the stairs and sets it up vertically. He picks up the bottom half and sets it ontop of the first stairs horizontally (flat). He then throws Slim into the ring and goes in himself. He sets Slim ontop of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring and climbs to the top. He sits on Ice Cold's shoulders, and tries for the hurricanrana, but Ice Cold punches him in the gut. And stands ontop of the pole, and gets ready for the powerbomb, but from behind UF slams a chair over the back, and Slim and Bass both fall ontop of the stairs!

Ice Cold and Bass fall backwards off the stairs. Ice Cold's arm falls over Bass, and Bass' arm falls over Ice Cold! 1-2-3!!!! I can't believe it! Both Ice Cold and Bass have eliminated eachother!!! That leaves Pane and UF to themselves! In the ring, Pane goes to hit UF over the head with the chair, but UF slams his fist into tyhe chair, and busts a hole into the chair, knocking Pane out! UF picks Pane up and slams his head into the turnbuckle, and then locks a headlock on the Big Dumb Machine. He lifts Pane up in the headlock position and slams him to the mat behind Faker's back with a headlock suplex! UF heads up to the top rope while Pane is knocked out and lifts his hand in the air, signaling for the top rope clothesline, but Ice Cold breaks a kendo stick over his head! UF falls to the mat in the ring, and Pane goes for the three count: 1-2-kickout! UF breaks out of the count!

Slim tries to get in the ring, but the ref blocks him. Behind Earl Heckler's back, Pane lowblows UF, the only thing not allowed in the WCWF (unless Shane-o-mac Bry does it), and drives him into the mat headfirst with the DDT. Pane goes for the cover, but Earl is still staring at Ice cold for no reason whatsoever at all while the audience screams at Earl to quit being a jackass. Pane gets up, turns Earl around, and chokeslams him out of the ring. But while the ref is out, and Pane has his back turned, Bass runs into the ring and slams a trash can over Pane's head knocking him to the ground. Bass places a trash can over Pane's head. He heads to the top rope, and what could he be doing?!?!?!? Bass stands up ontop of the pole and signals for the most devastating move in the business!!!!

He flies into the air in a shooting star press, but instead of hitting a splash, he lands ontop of Pane with a legdrop, which he calls: THE NATURAL DISASTAR!!!!!!! Pane is destroyed in the ring, and Bass rolls out. UF rolls over Pane and the ref climbs back in and goes for the cover. 1-2-3!!! The UnderFaker has eliminated Pane, and he will get his shot at the title!!! But wait, the sWo theme is playing! Could Shane be on his way to start the match this soon? Out walks-

Jeff Jarret!?!? What in the world is he doing out here? Double J's standing at the top of the ramp, and he points his guitar at UF, and the extremeley dead man turns around, and catches a bat to the head by the champ: Shane-o-mac Bry!!! He goes for the pin: 1-2-3!!! Mac BRy retains the title!!! What an underhanded trick! But atleast the Faker has kept his job. He can be thankful for that! Mac Bry signals for Pane and Jeff to come inside the ring. He takes the guitar from Jeff and tells Pane to hold up UF. Pane obliges and Shane lifts the guitar over his head- and brings it down ontop of Pane! Then Jarret hits the stroke(front russian leg sweep)  on UF, and both of the brothers have been knocked out on the ground! What the hell has happened here?!?!?!?

Shane grabs the microphone- "Pane, you have failed me! We can't have LOSERS in the sWo! So, you're brother may have found a way to sneak away with his job, but as far as you're concerned: YOU'RE FIRED!! But in the end, the sWo seems to have been succsesful, because when it comes right down to it, and the fat woman has sang, and the dust has settled, only one thing will always stay the same, and ring true, and that one thing is that NO ONE can mess with MY WORLD ORDER!!!" But suddenly, we hear a loud wolf howl, and out steps-

Frieza and Bass! They step out to the entry way, arch their arms and point to the entrance, and- OH MY BOB!!! He's the most legendariously legendarily legendary legend in the history of sports-entertainment, besides Shane-o-mac bry of course, he's the one, the only, he's: HACK HOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Hackster stands between Bass and Frieza, and lifts their arms to the sky! He has a microphone and begins to speak: "Mac Bry, I would like to introduce to you you're worst nightmare brother: Bass, Frieza, and the Hackster himself: The Dog Pack!!!! And starting tonight, we're going to run wild on all of you!!!"

The Dog Pack runs to the ring and jumps in. Jeff and Macbry fend them off, until Jack Bull runs in and evens the score! Folks, this is a shocker! Bass and Frieza have teamed up with Hack Hogan, and it looks as if business has just picked up! What will happen next? You're just going to have to wait until next time on sWo: Electroshock!!!!
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