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On a recent excursion to the world above, Jacob was at a loss as to what cocktail
that he should request
at Peter's surprise Birthday party!
Therefore, he granted Catherine the liberty to order for him!
He was quite surprised
to find out that the name of the drink
that she had ordered for him was called...

"Sex on the Beach"
1 oz. Vodka
¾ oz. Chambord
¾ oz. Peach Schnapps
Splashes of following juices:
Pineapple
Orange
Cranberry
Shake with ice
  Serve in a Collins or decorative glass

As Jacob returned to the tunnels feeling quite giddy, Mary sternly asked him, "Jacob what is wrong with you? I have never seen you act this way before!"
Jacob raised a brow and fanned his hands to the side and said, "Ah Mary, don't scold a man who just had "Sex on the Beach!"
He continued down the tunnels toward his chamber and started to laugh, leaving Mary aghast saying "But there are no beaches near here! Oh Really that man is getting delusional I am afraid."
Mary then became melancholy as she recollected a time when she herself had sex on the beach...on a lovely beach
in Hackensack!!
Mary sighed and said..."Ah me...ole blue eyes...I sure miss that Frank!"

Thank you Jacob for sharing the ricipe to your favorite drink with us!
Now we can all indulge and have
Sex on the Beach!

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