| Oh! What a lovely War. |
| Light- hearted look at III World War. |
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MORE ...OH!WHAT A LOVELY WAR NOV 02 USA 15 IRAQ 0. AFTER UN VOTE SADDAM IS FINNISHED.ANY SMALL VIOLATION OF NEW RULES WILL LEAD TO US ATTACK.BATTLE PLANS HAVE BEEN DRAWN UP.TROOPS TANKS ON THE WAY.SHAVEDFISH READY FOR VERY EXITING TV.NO ONE CAN STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING. SHAVEDFISH PREDICT WAR OVER IN 3 DAYS. BYE BYE SADDAM. IRAN/NORTH KOREA NEXT? OR WILL IT HAPPEN THIS WAY? JAN 2003? 100,000 US/UK TROOPS INVADE IRAQ .AT FIRST THINGS GO WELL ,AS MANY IRAQ’S REFUSE TO DIE FOR SADDAM. LATER HOWEVER THINGS TAKE TURN FOR THE WORST AS MUSHROOM CLOUD REPORTED OVER BAGHDAD. MILLIONS OF INNOCENT IRAQI'S DIE AS WELL AS A FEW SPECIAL FORCES. SHAVEDFISH PUTS ON KETTLE FOR NICE CUPPA ,HOPING TO SEE WORLD’S 1ST LIVE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION ON TV ,AS REPORTS REACH CNN( AND SHAVEDFISH. WHO LOVES CNN) THAT ANOTHER EXPLOSION IS IMMINENT. BUT WHERE IS SADDAM? SOME SAY HE IS DEAD? SOME SAY HE ESCAPED TO THE HILLS TO MEET UP WITH OSAMA ,TO PLAN NEW WAR ON WEST/ISRAEL. US DEFENCE SPENDING RISES 300%,TO MEET NEW THREAT .STOCK MARKETS CRASH AND CRASH AGAIN. THERE IS NO MONEY LEFT FOR HUMANITARIAN AID AND MILLIONS ALL OVER PLANET EARTH DIE. AND THEN......... SHAVEDFISH WAKES UP IN HOT SWEAT ,WITH HOT CUPPA SPILT ALL OVER SHAVEDFISH. BUT DREAM WAS SO REAL ,SHAVEDFISH NERVOUSLY REACHES FOR REMOTE CONTROL....... OCT 2002 SHAVEDFISH HAS JUST SEEN CHANNEL4 FILM ON FOR/AGAINST COMING SADDAM’S V AMERICA/BRITAIN(EXCEPT THE LEFTIES) WAR. SHAVEDFISH IS MORE CERTAIN THAN EVER THE TIME HAS COME TO DEAL WITH ALL THE REGIMES/PEOPLE WE DON’T LIKE,AND MORE IMPORTANTLY ,SHAVEDFISH SAYS WE ARE MORALLY OBLIGATED TO DO SO. IT’S SAME OLD STORY. DO WE HELP FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS, OR DON’T WE GIVE A **** AS USUAL .WE NOW HAVE GOOD CHANCE TO PUT ALL THE THINGS RIGHT WE HAVE DONE WRONG, BUY ARMING SADDAM IN 1ST PLACE ,AND TURNING A BLIND EYE TO HIM IN PAST. ALL THE MILLIONS OF IRAQI'S ARE VICTIMS OF SADDAM ,AND HE SHOW HIS OWN PEOPLE NO MERCY ,FIRING SQUAD AT DAWN /GAS ATTACK! BUT OF COURSE US COSY BRITS DON’T LIKE WAR DO WE? WE WILL SAY AND DO ANYTHING TO AVOID IT. JUST LIKE SELF ASSESSMENT TAX RETURN AND THE DENTIST. BUT ONE OF BENEFITS OF 9/11 IS ANY ONE WITH ANY FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS MIGHT REALISE YOU DON'T WAIT FOR THE DOG TO BITE YOU. YOU PUT IT DOWN FIRST, IF YOU SEE IT IS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH ,AFTER BIGHTING THE OLD LADY DOWN THE STREET ,THE OLD LADY WHO NO ONE GIVES A **** ABOUT ,BUT THAT‘S ANOTHER STORY. by Shavedfish |
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