Top 10 things to do in Albion:

10. Steal signs from outside K-mart
9. Trick more people into coming here
8. Nothing. it hasn't failed me yet.
7.  Accidently get your hair buzz cut!
6. Collect empty bottles of Night Train
5. Play Nintendo like its 1987
4. dial 0479 and leave intimidating messages.
3. Bitch about how we lost our Taco Bell
2. Allow people to borrow your ps2 games until they are unusable.
1. Pretend it's the greatest place on Earth to recruits.
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Top 10 Movies I Can't Believe Someone Hasn't Seen:

10. Back to The Future
9. Star Wars
8. Braveheart
7. Days OF Thunder
6. Gladiator
5. Hook
4. BASEketball
3. The Goonies
2. Spaceballs
1. Dogma
Top 10 Reasons I have A Web Page

10. I get kinda bored around here
9. Not a bad way to keep in touch w/ people
8. Express my views?
7. To be Random
6. I already beat  final Fantasy
5. I can Only watch so many of back 2 back SNL's
3. Why Not?
2. Geocities said it was free
1. Kill time in between sleepimg and class
Top 10 Reasons I'm Glad The Olympics Are On

10.Woman's Figure Skating Oh yeah!
9. Russians trying to quit because they aren't winning
8. South Koreans not letting the Russians get away with being the only ones.
7. Bipathlon: Skiing and shooting WHAT?!
6. Could you imagine flying down a mountain only to go off a ramp and hurtling toward the Earth
5. People 3 years younger than me winning Gold Medals
4. Bob Costas
3  Miracle On Ice Rematch is going to be intense
2. Always waiting for that guy on the Mogul Hill to go crashing to the ground.
1. Makes me want to watch TV
Top 10 Ways to Know the Madness is coming

10. Suddenly Everyone knows a thing or two about b-ball
9. Spokane, Washington's entire population is following around the Zags
8. Iowa is getting dangerously close to winning the big ten tourney
7. Mid- Majors are getting screwed
6. Colleges you never heard of are getting ready to pull crazy, bracket busting upsets
5. CBS is a station im watching
4 People are blowing off class to watch the games.
3. Bandwago Jumpers are rooting for guys they hadn't even heard of 5 days ago
2. One team comes along wins 2 games and completely ruins the brackets of everyone in America
1. ONE SHINING MOMENT
Top 10 moments of litle sibs weekend:

10. Searching all throughout the dorm for one of the kids only to find him in the closet 20 minutes later.
9.  Seeing a girl who wrestled in high school get pinned by a 13 yearold.
8. Going to the Parlour and having Taylor loudy make fun of people who could still hear him.
7. Playing night football and seeing someone punch out a plate glass window.
6. Losing the other sibling who decided to have an adventure too.
5. Locking them in the room while we go to a frat
4. Losing in 21 to a 7th grader
3. Watching Beth get pissed about getting pinned and beating the crap out of the 13 yr old.
2. Seeing them leave
1. Spending hours trying to get Nate's blood sugar low
Top 10 Quotes heard while stumbling through Albion:

10.  the biting doesn't bother me- Beth
9. Don't Judge me- AJ
8 It's a good day when the shit hits the fan and i have time to duck
7. I don't think she's very good-me
6. Actually i don't hate this school i hate the fucks- Drunk AJ.
5. Those rich fucks-AJ
4. Doesn't anybody like this girl?- Joe
3. I think I'd kiss a guy- Prof. Burns
2. Where has the wombat gone?- Coop
1- Cuz we don't fuck around at Albion- Lauren and WIlly
Top 10 Hopes for Summer:

10. Get a job
9. RELAX
8. Go To California
7.Ace my math class at OCC
6. Win the Schoch BBQ tournament
5. Stay as far away from Albion as possible
4. Get to see all the people ive missed this year
3.Figure out what i want about next year
2. Go to the Warped tour
1. Have fun
Top 10 Random Occurances:

10. The 4am fire alarm during finals last semester (Kock on wood)
9. the 12 hour Beth marathon
8. Going to MSU and running into nearly every single person who goes there and three who didnt all from Kimball, plus the "Mike Johnson" incident.
7.  When 3 of my friends showed up on my b-day weekend
6. After staying up until 3:30 Coach Rundle not calling off mornning running in favor of breakfast
5. Seeing joe Phillips in baldwin
4. Getting the best case scenario out of football
3.  When campus safety, the RD and an Albion Police officer all showed up at Willy's door when CS was there
2. Beth deciding it was so important to find out where AJ is that she had to wake me up at 2 in the morning.
1. Siterlet bailing and Perkins showing up drink his beer and then the beach party at delt sig now that was a good night
Top 10 Best times at Albion frosh year:

10. When the entire football team went to go see American Pie 2 and it was us and  1 couple
9.  When Perkins came up and so much Stuff went wrong but it ended up ok in the end.
8. Goin to Mongolian BBQ with Andy, AJ and J-rod
7. The 12 hour beth marathon
6. Pepe Lopez night
5. AJ's cousin running amuck on little sibs weekend
4.  the k-zoo game MSU game going to MSU day
3.  My recruiting night it was pretty intense w/ the regae party and the beach party on the same day.
2. Delt Sig beach party night good time was had by all
1.  Winning the MIAA title and then getting the best case scenario
Top 10 reasons to Play Rugby:

10. You got nothing else to do for god sake its summer.
9.  Nowhere else do u run into this many foriegners
8.  Finding a sport where they not only let me run the ball but encourage it
7. Keeps you in good shape
6. The feeling of buldoizing someone
5. Getting to do something that ur friends can do
4. Tournaments are a blast
3. Getting to go to toronto
2.  Having something to do on tuesday and thursday
1. Pure violence
Top 10 Recap of the Summer
10. Finally leaving Albion
9. Grilling at Mongolian
8. Wings Winning the cup celebration in Royal Oak
7.Grand Rapids Rugby
6. Kiel's bash
5. Jacki's b-day in Canada
4. Cedar Point
3. Siterlet's shindig
2.Toronto Trip
1. The week of Glutton
Top 10 Shocking Truths in life:

10. Thanksgiving was started by President Lincoln. My AP history teacher ruined that holliday for me and now i did the same for you
9. I DO NOT look like any character from billy Madison despite claims to the opposite
8. The list of rules to life Version 2.0 is gonna be sweet
7. People from Grand Ledge are either really creative or have been bored for a very, very long time.
6. Nothing is ever as it seems
5. There has only been one Ultimate Warrior not 3 not 5
4. Jesus's birthday is estimated as being somewhere in august and nowhere near december
3. AD stands for year of our Lord no after death What did u think jesus's life didnt count for years
2.  Whereas grilling for 9 hours at mongolian is damn near fatal 3 workouts in 15 sleepless hours gives death  a run for its money
1.  Sometimes its a scummy world
Top 10 Thoughts about Working at Preferred Dental:

10. I wonder if they noticed I check my Fanstasy Baseball team 5 times a day
9. How have they survived so long without a web site
8. How sweet would it be to be on a 1st name basis with Mooch
7. Steve Yzerman's here today?
6. Man, if I left now I bet I could be in Albion for dollar burger, fry, and beer night.
5. I need to schedule a meeting
4. I have a mail box
3. When I leave is any of my stuff going to stay implemented?
2.  I wish the sports guy would update at noon instead of 4
1. They're Paying me!