Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
If you can read this, you're TOO CLOSE!
Stop reading this and watch where you're driving!
I wasn't born a bitch. Men made me this way.
Keep honking; I'm reloading
Work Harder! Millions on the dole depend on you
Don't piss me off me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on!
Pardon my driving, I am reloading
Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance
If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers
This is not an abandoned vehicle
Follow your dreams, not me.
Sorry if I look interested, coz I'm not!
Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares...?
A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers
