*Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
*Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
*Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
*Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
*Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
*Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
*Poor some apple juice in the corner and as soon as some one gets on, ask them where the nearest bathroom is
*Ask, "Did you feel that?"
*Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
*Tell people that you can see their aura.
*Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
*Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
*Open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
*Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
*Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
*Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
*Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I have new socks on."
*Draw a chalk square in the middle, curl up in a ball, and insist that it is your "personal space"
*Don't let anybody off, and state you dropped a penny and refuse to move until you hear it go clink at the bottom
