Hey friend! Remember that without stupidity, there can be no wisdom and without ugliness, there can be no beauty... So the world needs YOU after all!
Upon receiving this text message, you must send it to 1 person you like, 1 person you think iz ugly, 1 person you love and 1 person you wanna kiss. Now think about why I sent it to you!
At this moment 13.8 million people are sleeping, 4.6 million people are eating, 3.7 million people are falling in love, and only 1 dickhead is reading this message.
Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, you are gay!
DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
OPTUS wishes to inform you that our product security division has been monitoring your phone. We once again remind you that your phone is not a masturbation device.
friendship is like pissing in your pants every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 bing the piss in my pants xxxx
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down*
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
I asked god 4a flower he gave me a garden i asked god 4a tree he gave me a forest i asked god 4a cunt he gave me your number
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye,A flower can kiss a butterfly,Wine can kiss a frosted glass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate,2 have & 2 hold,4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes,in text messaging & in poor signal,till low battery do us part?
lay in bed last night looking at the stars, the clear sky and the endless horizon and in that moment of tranquility I thought...where the fuck is my roof
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
