Blow dryer - Warning: Do not use while sleeping
Life saving device - This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Child sized superman costume - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
American Airlines Peanuts - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
Mark and Spencer's Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating
Sainsbury peanuts Warning: product contains nuts
Hair colouring product Do not use as an ice cream topping
Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use
Christmas Lights Warning: for indoor or outdoor use only
Komatsu Floodlights This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Energizer AAA batteries If swallowed, promptly see a doctor
Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Harry Potter Toy Broom This broom does not actually fly
Guess Who boardgame Note: Game pieces do not actually talk
Swedish Chainsaw Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
Roll-A-Horse - "WARNING - May cause cancer in California"
7-Up - Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
Volvic Natural Mineral Water - Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
Windex Do not spray in eyes
Bayer Aspirin - Do not take if allergic to aspirin
Nytol sleep tablets - Warning: May cause drowsiness
