"If youse are rootin' I don't care, I'm coming in!" – Sleek
“Pauly, you know that I don't take Australians or over 35's but what the hell, I just got back from Lebanon” - Sleek
"My car's like a brothel." - Sleek
"Pizza delivery.... it's a dangerous, dangerous business mate" - Pauly
"F**k Bobo man, the guy's a tightarse. He only pays us 5 cents per 1000(pamphlets)" – Rocky
"Yeah Sleek, can you come and pick us up man? My car just got stolen. Habib has left me here. He's a fat sook and I got a hot date with some chick from Penrith!" – Rocky
"What? Mate were not talking comedy mate we're talking porno here. I know the porno business" - Habib
"Hey baby, would you like an Australian kiss? its just like a French kiss but down under." - Habib
"I went to deliver a pizza to this chick, she was alright aye, and this nude naked man, just jumped out in front of sleekism, tried to bumrush me mate. Wanted me to go double adapting or something." - Sleek
(to sleek) "you know , its the new millenium, your allowed to come out. If you wanna kiss blokes in disgusting, dirty places... thats alright. But whats wrong wit chu man, is you will not come out and admit it. Even the top footy players, there comin out the closet" - Pauly
“Yea I know who that guy is, he always repeats himself man he always repeats himself. Always repeat himself” – Habib
(to bank manager) “yeah I don’t understand the forms..the bank forms and that they’re..i duno mate there not structured for people like me.” – Sleek
“…and this guy with the biggest accent, who doesn’t know how to speak good English like us, is announcing the trains.” – Habib
“..I feel sorry for him (pauly) you know. I mean, he gets no girls, and he doesn’t realize its because it’s the way that he is.” - Sleek
Habib: Does she have friends?
Pauly: She does
Habib: They root?
Pauly: I think so
Habib: What about her mum?
Pauly: oh come on man that’s necrophilias mate. Come on lets get this car outside I wanna polish it
Habib: What?
Pauly: Necrophilias mate
Habib: Whats that mean?
Pauly: Mate that’s like you know, misogynistics or something
“…she’s gotta have big breasts, shes gotta be female, that’s important” – Habib
“If hes such a success than whys his daughter going out with me?” – Pauly
“Sleek, mate what are you talking about? Im that good with kids, im like a banana pajama to them” - Pauly
