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YEP! I'M FINALLY BACK! (8/18/03)
HEY! WHERE ARE THE NEW ARTICLES? (12/1/02):
TED AND LANCE: BEHIND THE WILDERNESS (9/4/02):
NEWS OF THE FUTURE: MADONNA BUYS JUPITER (9/3/02):
MMM...INTERESTING (and other VMA highlights): (8/30/02):
MY OBSESSION WITH INTERNET RADIO (8/28/02):
TEN UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT TV SHOWS, FILMS, AND LIFE (8/20/02):
COMMERCIALS THAT AMUSE ME (8/15/02):
CLUELESSNESS IS...(8/12/02):
AMERICAN IDOL, MY AMERICAN ASS! (8/11/02):
HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH PEOPLE WHO TRY TO STEAL YOUR THUNDER (8/7/02):
EVERYTHING I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM
THE FACTS OF LIFE
(8/6/02):
WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER PISS OFF YOUR IT PEOPLE (8/5/02):
IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE A BUTCH BLACK LESBIAN IN SAN FRANCISCO ANYMORE? (8/4/02):
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T'S OFFICIAL: EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DONE (8/3/02):
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! (8/2/02):
MTV IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR LOVE (7/31/02):
