Stargate SG-1 Season Three Quotes

(Quotes from Season Three. Well, duh.)

Into The Fire

Hathor: We are not pleased.
O'Neill: Neither are we.

Makepeace: How's the leg? Can you walk?
Daniel: It's just a deep bleeding gash, but it'll be fine.

Teal'c: We are their strength. We are their power... until we choose to serve
them no more. I was witness to the final breath of Apophis. I saw him tremble
with fear at what lay beyond. I believed that day would be honored for all time
on Chulak. But instead, I see Jaffa taking up arms against one another. I see
cowardice, and I am shamed. This is our time. It will not come again. But first
we must grow stronger, as the people of the Tau'ri have done. I call for
warriors to join me through the chapa'i, to gather weapons, to forge alliances
with other Jaffa who seek freedom. To show the Goa'uld that we will do battle
with them wherever they may be. Who will join me?

Hathor: We will destroy you for this!

O'Neill: We would just like you to go away!
Sam: Sir! What happened?
O'Neill: Oh, God. Hathor's... gone.
Sam: What about you?
O'Neill: Cold. A little chilly. But... I'm me. I'm me.

O'Neill: All right. (tucks his handgun away) Blow that C4 the minute the cavalry
comes through that Gate.
Sam: What if they don't?
O'Neill: (incredulous) What if they *don't*?
Sam: They will.

O'Neill: Jaffa! Kree!
Trotsky: Tel'mak Goa'uld, kree tak?
O'Neill: You heard me! I said kree!
Daniel: Jack?
O'Neill: Hey guys. Makepeace: nice rescue! Good job!

Seth

Selmak: Your father has an unresolved issue on this planet and, frankly, it's
beginning to irritate me.

Jacob: Wait a minute, you're telling me you actually found this guy?

O'Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of those.
Teal'c: I will attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A Serpent guard, a Horus
guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The
Serpent guard's eyes glow, the Horus guard's beak glistens, the Setesh guard's
nose drips.

O'Neill: Dare I ask about the men inside the compound?
Daniel: Well, they were turned into Eunuchs.
O'Neill: Eunuchs? As in 'snippity-do-dah'?

O'Neill: Daniel?
Daniel: Why are you asking me?
Sam: Well, you knew about the Tunnel...

Daniel: Bomb?
O'Neill: Bomb.

Teal'c: I believe Selmak could be of assistance.
Hamner: Who's Selmak?
Jacob: Long story.

Daniel: You killed him.
O'Neill: Hail, Dorothy.

Fair Game

O'Neill: Normally, I am a man of very few words...

O'Neill: Ex...cuse me? I assume someone's going to show me the way back? Thank
you!

Daniel: Ah, the second Goa'uld representative we're expecting is Yu.
O'Neill: Me?
Daniel: Yu is the name of the Goa'uld.
O'Neill: Ah! Sorry.

Daniel: I'll...see to the petty needs of the Goa'uld, Sir.

O'Neill: Well, apparently we said hello, insulted each other, and broke for
recess.

O'Neill: Well, Daniel typed up a formal letter, in Goa'uld, and I signed it.
That boy can really grovel if he has to.

O'Neill: Alright, send me back. Wait! Ah! Right there, is that a head nod? A nod
is usually down then back up. Your head went down... Wait! I'll tak-

O'Neill: Certainly not those lying, scheming, no good for nothing slimy
overdressed...
Carter: Sir!
O'Neill: ...style mongers.

Carter: I'd like to try something.
O'Neill: I wasn't finished.

Daniel: Boy, is she gonna get it.
O'Neill: My heart bleeds.

Legacy

Daniel: Why are you so quick to come to the conclusion that I'm crazy, (gestures with
hand) that I'm dangerous, I'm out of control?......It's because I'm kind of
acting that way, aren't I?

Learning Curve

Jack: So Merim, I hear you're a reactor expert?
Merim: Yes.
Jack: How old are you?
Merim: 11, how old are you?
Jack: So Merim, I hear you're a reactor expert.

Point of View

Jack: So you mean in some alternate reality there's a version of me that actually has
a clue what you're on about. (Notice how no one actually says *yes*)

Deadman Switch

O'Neill: Can't blame a girl for trying.
Carter: Sir, he's not Goa'uld.
O'Neill: And? But, so, therefore?

O'Neill: Teal'c. How fast will this unit fly?
Teal'c: I believe it is capable of travelling twice the speed of light.
O'Neill: Nice. Home for dinner.
Carter: Uh, Sir. If you're thinking of stealing the ship and trying to fly it
back to Earth... even at 372 thousand miles per second, it would still take us
at least ten years to get that far.
O'Neill: Should've let the dog out.

Carter: Actually, I'm a Major now.
Aris: Oh! Well how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here
now, and help me, Major.

Aris: Well, Teal'c is worth the most. The System Lords would love to make a good
example of him. And Carter here? Well, she has the memories of the Tok'ra
Jolinar. And you O'Neill, you're considered, well, (with relish) you're a pain
in the nikta.
O'Neill: (to Teal'c) Neck?
Teal'c: No.

Daniel: What about, what about me?
Aris: You? Well I'll be happy to get a day's rations for you.
Daniel: Oh, a, a day's rations.
O'Neill: Trade you.

Daniel: Uh, it opened when he said that word.
O'Neill: Voice activated. What was the word?
Daniel: Uh... bark something.
O'Neill (sighs): Umm almond bark. Barcalounger. Beetlejuice!

Daniel: This was your idea.
O'Neill: You're the linguist.
Daniel (irritated): Well I don't remember!
O'Neill: Well try!
Daniel: Ok, well I said can we talk about this, he said inside.
O'Neill: I said inside what. He said...
Daniel: He said barokna!

O'Neill (calls): Oh Teal'c! Would these ships have any kind of self destruct
mechanism?
Teal'c: It is possible.
Daniel: We just lost a digit.
O'Neill: Of course we did.
Carter: Oh boy.

Aris: Ooooh tickles!

Aris: Well I offered a fair deal, I trusted you...
O'Neill: Oh please...
Daniel (quickly, and with a fake smile): We're sorry. Is the deal still on the
table?

O'Neill: So Teal'c. How does one Goa'uld fire weapons from several directions?
Teal'c: Taks.
O'Neill: Tacnikatels?
Teal'c: Tak'una'tag'numa'taron.
Daniel and O'Neill both stare at him.
Teal'c: Taks.

O'Neill: Oh yeah! Way to play hard to get, boys.

Aris: Hey, guys? What about me, don't I get a thankyou?
Carter: For doing the right thing for a change?
Aris: Well it's kind of a backhanded show of appreciation but I'll take it.

Foothold

Sam: Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week, why couldn't you've just
taken one day off!

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