Angry Angry Brown Guys
Hokay,

last night (6/29) i was in kerrisdale with alex and his friend charles.  we were minding our own business walking down arbutus towards subway to get some food.  however on our way there this silver benz SUV rolls by and hucks 3 eggs at us.  my first reaction was to give them the finger..my first mistake.  they speed off after they had missed us and we went into subway and thought nothing of it.  BUT they kept on circling around the block and i kept on giving them the finger from inside subway.  finally after we had finished our subs we started to walk back down arbutus, the way we came...our second mistake..they then tried to throw more eggs at us but were unsuccesful.  finally having enough of this shit i told alex to take off the cap of his tropicana twister and huck it in the open window while i ran across the road as bait....however alex pussied out..so i booked it into the railroad tracks after alex.  they STILL didn't give up... they pulled a u-turn by point grey high school and came back for us.  me not wanting to let them win, i hid in a bush and hucked my half full glass bottle of lipton peach iced tea at the car...my third mistake...BOOM! the bottle hid the passenger side door panel, glass and juice went everywhere!!  for a second i laughed to myself.  that was until i saw 3 brown guys get out of the back seat and yell YOU'RE DEAD!!!

i don't think i've ever ran so fast in my entire life. i shouted to alex and charles to start running..luckily they did. we then climbed out of the railway area and into the residencial area around the high school.  alex being paranoid, made us hide in a front yard for 10 mins. and it was a good thing too.  because after they had lost us they got back into their car and called up their "hommies"  we now had 2 cars looking for us..after we all had caught our breath we started to walk back to charles' house, and luckily didn't come accross either of the 2 cars.

when we got back there we watched some family guy and chillaxed and had a kit kat,  then i longboarded home from kerrisdale and as i write this my feet hurt from the excessive running and longboarding.

i must admit it was one of the most fucked up nights i've ever had, but the fucked up thing about it was that it was so much fun, i think im turning into an adrenaline junky.