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Fuk the police
ok...so me, chris and kelso were at point grey school yesterday, chilling, having a beer, then once it got dark we decided to move into the undercover area so we could hit up SVEN.  kelso does one beer then chris sees this cop car drive by and gets paranoid.  we just thought it was a fluke so we decided not to care about it.  then all of a sudden a cop just starts walking towards us and starts talking to chris and kelso.  he then comes over to me and asks if i have alcohol in the bag.  luckily, i wasn't drunk or anything so i didn't lie to him and told him i did. "that's a good way to start off the conversation son, you never want to lie to an officer" "oh, ok..thats good." he then went seached the bag and asked us if we had any dope on us. praise allah that we didn't..we could've gotten that taken away, fined, or even booked. next he wanted to see all our ID's.  and because i hadn't lied to him earlier he was pretty cool about it.  he didn't give us a fine or anything he just made us dump the booze and he took my fake id away. what happened next i didn't expect, he started talking to me about fake ID's and even showed me a couple that he had taken. he turned out to be an alright officer even tho he did make us dump our beer. however one good thing did come of the night...he let us keep SVEN. chris sham's and mine's love child. haha. now im off to go get another fake id so i can again buy liquor illegally.