Night of the Broken Wrist
	Not so long ago...lets say September 26th i was out in kerrisdale with jotham and his frend AJ.  we, being jackasses, bought some eggs and prceeding to climb a roof to egg the cars so that we wouldn't get shitkicked (irony)  the night was going well, we were hitting up taxi cabs..afterall it was "PRIME TAXI TIME!"  then out of nowhere i see this rice rocket driving down the street going like 80 in a 50 zone...it was the perfect target.. so i wind up and BOOOM the egg splatters all over the hood of the civic, the car screeches to a stop and i hit the deck so he doesn't see me.  then the WHITE GUY..yes thats right..a white guy driving a civic rice rocket gets back into his car and continues to circle the block..something must of happened or some wierd shit went down because all i know next is that he's parked the car round the back of the roof and is climbing a ladder to come up.. so we all freak because this guy is a couple inches shorter than me..but BUILT.  we book it over to the next roof jumping over walls n' shit..he's following us with a crobar! a god dam crobar for an egg WTF DUDE!?! so we come to the end of the block and theres only one option...JUMP so we walk up to the glass above the TD bank in kerrisdale and hand off and jump, im the last one to go and he almost catches me, i escaped by the hairs on my chinny chinny chin. unluckily AJ asks me to grab his sweater right as im holding on to the glass ledge..so im holding on with one hand while the other is trying to grab the sweater so i fall.. BAM both wrists hyperextended, my right one broken it was all  because when i fell i landed on my feet, then fell backwards on my ass and used my wrists to stop my head from hitting...what a fucking dumbass anyways i went to the hospital, got a cast and had it on for 4 weeks..it still hurts.. all because of that one night i am never throwing eggs from high places again...im a fast runner so i think i should use that to my advantage.