These ought to be pondered over, eh..?

People who are willing to search the entire room for the TV remote but don’t walk to the TV and change the channel manually!

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a cake you can't eat???

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why on earth would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya, there buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.