| The Britney Boob Song!!!! C'mon everyone sing along!! |
| Sung to the tune of the horrible song "hit me baby one more time" |
| Oh Boobie, boobie Oh Boobie, boobie My chest was supposed to grow, my cleavage wasn't right, no. My boobies, boobies My breasts are completely false, and now my sweater's tight, yeah. Surgery, I want to be a "D", Bigger mamaries, I want them to show now, No because... My chest flatness was killing me, And I, I must confess I paid for these (paid for these) I look thirty-two, I'm just a child I am a crime Make my boobies one more size. Oh baby baby I got double "D's", it's true now you've all been blinded oh pretty boobies you're so big and oh so new that's just the way i planned it golly rolling stone was naughty see me baby, barely wearing clothes now, no because... y chest flatness was killing me, and i, i must confess, i paid for these (paid for these) i look thiry-two. im just a child MAKE MY BOOBIES ONE MORE SIZE!!!! |