One day, Eddie went to visit Alan Rickman. The unfortunate Alan had been having problems with the tenacious gods. They commanded him to do something daring, but Alan was not that type of person. Leering and sarcastic, Alan was accustomed to getting the short end of the stick. He was a vision of sallow skin cloaked in clothes as dark as the blackest night, eyes of ebony, and a smirking expression. It seemed as though everyone, especially the gods, enjoyed picking on Alan.
Alan had to perform the gods' requirement or suffer their awesome wrath. After hearing Alan's story, a solution suddenly dawned on Edward.
"I will take you sky diving!" announced Edward before calling upon his trusty, flying flamingo. Off they went, higher and higher into the heavens.
"Look down there! Can you see your cottage?" exclaimed Edward.
"No, I can't," moped Alan.
While Alan was searching, Edward pushed Alan off the electric pink bird! Alan fell and fell. He was an inch from oblivion when Edward grabbed him by the suspenders.
"How was that for daring?" Edward inquired proudly.
"You are rendered unpunished in this circumstance, but beware, Alan Rickman. We shall taunt you later. That is...if we become bored," verified the stringent gods.
Florida now had a new tale to tell about Edward Norton.
*Alan dared to ask Edward for help! Now that's daring!*