Disclaimer: If I owned the characters from Buffy, I’d be rich. I’m not; so therefore they don’t belong to me however they are the property of the genius Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy and the WB. Give him the credit. The other character’s are from the spike’s Timoria mailing list.
Rating: M (language and innuendo)
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“I’m hungry” Padi yelled over the din in the bus.
“Wow, now that’s a surprise you’re always hungry” Alli replied in a similar manner.
“You know, if I had feelings that would have hurt them,” Padi stated.
“Yeah we’re hungry too” whined Emma and Melanie from up the back.
“Hey I wouldn’t whine if I were you, you got the bus driver going through L.A.” Alli said shooting Emma and Melanie a venomous glare.
“Yeah and that was all the way back in L.A.” Emma replied.
“Ladies, ladies we’re nearly there and you can eat as much as you want when we get to Sunnydale” Sophie interjected.
“Speaking of the bus driver, ever since you two ate him I’ve had to drive, I don’t even have a licence,” Chrissy shouted to the other vamps from the steering wheel.
“Oh my god you don’t have a licence; we’re all going to die!” Melanie screamed.
“We’re already dead, dip shit” Carmen spat.
“Oh, right, so we are” Melanie replied.
“Alright pets, I know it’s been a long trip but were just about to cross the boarder in to Sunnydale” Amanda said looking at the fairly large group of female vampires. They called themselves ‘Spikes Slaves’ and they had travelled from all over the glob to catch a glimpse of William the Bloody, the most feared and sexiest vampire that was ever undead. He was simply known as Spike now, apparently that was because he tortured a group of humans with railroad spikes. It was his calling card in the late nineteen hundreds. The group was formed over the Internet and every one received a railroad spike shaped pin with their name on it from the group’s creator. No one had ever seen him or her and they were simple known as Spike 13. Some of the vamps doubted that he or she even existed, but the truth was it was Spike 13 that had organised this trip and had gathered all the vamps in America, still, without making an appearance.
“I want one of the spike’s that Spike use to torture someone with” Elizabeth stated proudly.
“I just want Spike’s spike” Dana interrupted with a huge grin on her face.
“That’s what I… wait you didn’t mean a railroad spike did you”
“Um, No. You sure are quick aren’t you”
“No she’s just not crude like you” Sarah said.
“Oh come on, don’t tell me you’d knock some Spike action back if he offered” Dana retorted.
“Hell no! But what makes you think that he’ll be offering you” Sarah spat.
“Hey”
“Don’t argue luv’s, we all have as much chance as each other, you never know we all might get to see Spike’s spike” Padi joked trying to break up the two vampires that were now in full game face’s about to rip each others dead lungs out.
“Padi is right pets, we don’t know what to expect, Drucilla might be back and in that case she is the only one that’ll be examining Spikes anatomy,” Amanda said calming the situation. Unfortunately with the mention of Drucilla’s name a great cloud of depression descended upon the busload of excited vamps.
“Don’t worry kittens Dru’s out of the picture” Marsha said reading a magazine.
“Marsha, do you have something you’d like to share” Amanda questioned.
“Well, um, yeah sorta. The wife of my…”
“Oh here we go” Victoria shouted from the second last row where she, Velona and Lucy were playing pin the stake in Drucilla.
“Shut up, or I wont tell you” Marsha pouted folding her arms over her chest.
“Alright vamps, lets hear sister Marsha out. Go on dear” Amanda said.
“Well, the wife of my best friends sisters, brothers, aunts, husbands, nephew said that he saw her getting very cosy on a park bench with a chaos demon and apparently that’s why Spike moved back to Sunnydale”.
“That does make sense,” Amanda stated.
“Not what I heard” Kate said from up the front.
“And what did you hear luv” Amanda asked.
“Well I heard that it was a slime demon and Spike came back to Sunnydale for the gem of Amara, what ever the hell that is”.
“Well that’s plausible too”
“Are we there yet” Theresa yelled, having just woke up from a saucy dream staring Spike and herself.
“Just about kitten” Marsha replied.
“What’d I miss?” Therese continued
“Nothing important, Padi said she was hungry” Alli replied.
“Hey I heard that” Padi yelled, “And I’m not the only one Alli dear”.
“True, I’m getting peckish as well” Alli agreed. “Oh yeah and we were counting the combies on the road”
“I hate those bloody stupid vans,” Theresa complained.
“I heard they’re making a come back” Melanie stated.
“Not if I eat every single person that drives one or even likes them”
“That could work”
“So what are we going to do first?” Velona inquired with her eyes not leaving the game.
“I don’t know about you luv’s, but I’m going to have a very long, very hot shower” Charmaine said stretching her legs out.
“Well I’m going to check out the buffet that Sunnydale has to offer and then I think the shower sounds good” Padi added.
“I’m with Padi” Laura called from the back.
“Mmmm yes Padi my sweet, that sounds like a grand idea I may well join you,” Amanda said, just as she finished there was a loud crash followed by the bus coming to a grinding halt. “Chrissy pet, what in the hell was that?”
“I have no idea, I think I hit something”
“Well we best go check then” Amanda said moving off the bus followed closely by the other vamps.
“So what’d I hit?”
“10 points for a cat” Alli yelled.
“50 if it’s a dog” followed Emma.
“100 if its human, and if its not too squished I got dibs on it” Melanie finished
“I hate to disappoint you pets but its none of the above” Amanda said.
“Bloody hell” Melanie whined.
“Better luck next time Mel” Emma said consoling Melanie.
“It appears to be a…”
“It’s a sign,” Claire said cutting Charmaine off.
“Sign” Charmaine said finishing shooting Claire a venomous glare.
“It’s got writing on it” said Lucy.
“So, what the hell does it say” Dana asked irritated.
“Um hold on”
“Come on before my bicentenary Lucy”
“Alright don’t get your panties in a bunch”
“I think it’s a little late for that” Victoria joked.
“Victoria if you don’t shut up I’ll rip your bloody lurex out” Dana sneered.
“Ohh scary”
“Now, now pets there will be no lurex ripping here, well not until we’ve seen Spike anyway. Lucy dear, can you make out what the sign says” Amanda said moving attention from the two irate vampires back to the mystery sign.
“Yeah, it says um, Welcome – to – Sunnydale, Welcome to Sunnydale. We’re here, I mean we’re there, in Sunnydale, where Spike lives”
“About bloody time too,” Theresa added.
“Amen” Elizabeth agreed.
“Well done Chrissy, that was a fantastic drive for not having a licence” Amanda congratulated.
“Well I think so, I only hit four cats, three dogs, two birds…”
“And a partridge in a pare tree” Joanne chuckled from the back of the group.
“No, no I don’t remember hitting a tree, but I suppose I could have done it when I fell asleep”
“Kitten, that was a joke” Marsha said.
“Oh yeah, that was pretty funny” Chrissy laughed.
“Great it’s a sign, we’re there can we get to the hotel already I want a shower and maybe a small family” Samantha said.
“I’m with Sam” Padi whined.
“Alright lets try and find the hotel, and no snacking on the way, it’ll slow us down” Carmen said.
“But we’re hungry” Emma and Melanie called together.
“You can eat after we get checked in,” Sam said.
“Sam’s right ladies we best make tracks,” Jillian continued.
“Uhh reaper dear none of us are ladies” Charmaine corrected.
“Right you are, Vamps lets make a move, I have the map, follow me” Jillian said.
“Reaper, luv, sweetie, you couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag” Angel said sweetly.
“I could too, with a couple of hours, a map and a flash light” Jillian replied offended.
“Well we don’t have hours Emma and Melanie are going to start chewing off their own limbs soon. And once their done with theirs they’ll start on us!” Laura stated.
“You do have a point…”
“Good well then give me the map, and we can get this side show and the road” Carmen said snatching the map and starting a cracking pace.
“Bloody hell Carmen would you give those who were build for comfort not speed a chance” Claire whined from the back of the pack.
“No, I want shower and dinner and Spike and I want them all now” Carmen said focused on finding the hotel.
“You have to admire her drive” Sophie said.
“More walking less chatter,” Carmen yelled.
“Drive isn’t the word I had in mind,” Dana moaned.
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“Room 344, 3-4-4, 3—4—4” Sophie said scanning the numbers of the rooms in the hall of the hotel.
“So where you headed pet” Claire asked Sophie.
“344. You?”
“Same, looks like we’re roomies”
“Isn’t four to a room?”
“Sure is”
“I bloody hope that we don’t have reaper” Sophie stated her eyes not leaving the numbers on the doors.
“Why”
“Have you ever shared a room with her?”
“Can’t say I have”
“She snores!”
“Is that it?” Clare asked surprised.
“No, no pet, you don’t get it. When I say that she snores, I mean she snores. One day she even shook the walls,” Sophie stated.
“Oh, well I think she’s in with Melanie, Emma and Padi” Clare said.
“Ha, ha what a combination, I hope they don’t get blood on the carpet I do what my security deposit back”
“Speaking of blood, where the hell is our room, I’m hungry”
“347, 346, 345, 344. Oh 344, that’s our stop” Sophie said putting her bags down and putting the key in the door.
“Hey guys, 344?” Elizabeth asked struggling down the hall with her bags.
“Uh-ha, you too?” Claire asked as Sophie continued to struggle with the door.
“Yep, who’s our fourth?” Elizabeth said reaching the door.
“Your guess is as good as our pet” Claire replied.
“God I hope it’s not reaper” Elizabeth whined.
“Not you too, is this about the snoring too?” Claire asked.
“Claire dear, you obviously have never shared a room with her. It’s not just snoring”
“Got it” Sophie exclaimed as the lock clicked and the door swang open.
“Not bad” Joanne said from the back of the group.
“344?” Sophie asked.
“344, nice room” Joanne replied.
“Yep it’ll do me,” Elizabeth said crashing down on the bed.
“I got dibs on the shower” Joanne yelled dumping her bags and running in to bathroom and locking the door.
“Joanne, JOANNE. Get out here this instant” Sophie yelled.
“No way first in best dressed” Joanne yelled back.
“OUT NOW, OR I’LL BREAK DOWN THE SODDEN DOOR” Sophie screamed.
“Go hunting, I’ll be out when you get back” Joanne said turning on the water.
“You better be, or they be finding your corpse for weeks” Sophie stated.
“Corpse, weeks, uh-ha got it. See you later pet, have fun” Joanne called.
“She has to be one of those bad things that happens to good vampires like us,” Sophie said. Just as she finished she heard a knock at the hotel door.
“Bite me” Sophie yelled from the inside of the room.
“Gladly, but I was more in the mood for human” Kate’s voice sounded from outside the door.
“Sorry luv, Sophie missed out on the shower and now she’s a bit narky,” Claire said as she opened the door to find Kate, Laura, Victoria and Velona outside. “What can we do for you dear hearts?”
“We were going out and having a buffet on the lovely citizens of Sunnydale, wanna come?” Victoria asked.
“I’m in, how ‘bout you Soph?” Claire asked.
“Yeah, yeah, suppose I got nothing better to do” Sophie responded. “How about you Elizabeth?”
“Nope, I’m not hungry, I think I’ll be an indoor kitten”
“Suit your self. It’s going to be a gas though” Velona called.
“I’m sure it will and you’ll have to fill me in but I think I’ll pass”
“So where two luv’s,” Sophie asked putting her shoe’s back on.
“Somewhere called the Bronze. Apparently its got good music and all of the youth of Sunnydale hang out there, so it’s all you can eat veal” Kate stated.
“Sounds good” Claire said as Sophie finished putting her shoes on and standing up next to Claire.
“Oh before I forget as I was walking out the door Amanda said something about a slayer and to be careful” Laura said.
“I think she worries too much” Victoria replied.
“Don’t be so blasé, I’ve hear about this slayer too, Spike’s killed two of the bitches and before this one he’s only met two. But this one is giving him problems, he’s been working on killing her for two years now” Angel said on her way past.
“Bloody hell, ease drop much” Sophie replied.
“Sorry, just on my way through” Angel said.
“Wanna come with us?” Kate asked.
“Sure the more the merrier right. Plus it’s safer in a lager pack” Angel answered.
“So” Sophie said walking out the door Claire in tow “what’s this slayers name?”
“Um it starts with a B, mmmm Betty no that’s not it…” Laura said.
“Buffy. Buffy Summers” Angel corrected.
“Yeah that’s it I knew it was something weird like that” Laura said as the door closed behind them.
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Elizabeth fell asleep a little while after the other vamps left; but before sleep claimed her she also heard Padi, Alli, Jillian who every one called grim reaper or reaper for short, Melanie, Dana and Sarah going out on the hunt as well. She woke up about half an hour later to a knocking on the hotel room door. On her way to open it she saw a note scribbled on a napkin ‘I’m hungry, I’ve gone to meet the other sisters at that club thing, I’ll be back before dawn. Jo’ “Typical Joanne” Elizabeth said as she unbolted the door to find Carmen, Charmaine and Marsha.
“Hello kitten can we come in?” Marsha asked.
“Sure, make your selves at home” Elizabeth said.
“You didn’t go hunting?” Carmen asked.
“Nope, not hungry. You?” Elizabeth said re-directing the question.
“Same, but now we’re board”
“So we decided to come and annoy you,” Charmaine said finishing Carmen’s sentence.
“I see, well I’ve got a deck of cards, we could play poker” Elizabeth said.
“Poker sound good, can I call room service,” Charmaine asked.
“Sure luv, phones there go ahead,” Elizabeth said digging a deck of cards out of her bag.
“Ta” Charmaine said bouncing over to the phone.
“She sure puts the ‘perk’ in ‘perky’ doesn’t she” Carmen said.
“Um yes I would like some room service”
“You can say that again,” Elizabeth said dealing the cards.
“Yeah to room, room. Hey Liz what room are you in”
“344 pet”
“To room 344. What would I like um lets see, one bus boy light on the acne and we’re talking veal here nothing too old, a small, young family for my friends but don’t make the children too young we’re not big on the innocents here, oh yeah and a coke. Hello, hello, excuse me, hello. Humph, how rude they hung up”
“Ha, ha you really are a card Charmaine” Elizabeth laughed tears streaming down her face.
“It’s not funny I was serious. The service here bites!”
“I think you forget we all bite kitten,” Marsha said as Charmaine sat down to play her hand at the poker table.
“I see your point” Charmaine said. The four vampires laughed and talked and played poker till the early hours of the morning. Just before the sun came up all of Spikes Slaves that when hunting crept back in to the safety of the hotel to take refuge from the harmful rays of the sun. Sophie, Claire and Joanne fell through the door.
“God don’t you people have homes” Sophie said dumping her handbag and slipping of her shoe’s.
“A) We’re not people and B) We’re on our way now. See you Liz thanks for the game” Carmen said standing and walking to the door.
“Not a worry it was fun” Elizabeth said as the other three vamps left. “So how was you night? Did you have close encounters of the slayer kind?”
“No our night was fun filled and slayer free” Claire said slipping here shoes off and edging toward the bathroom.
“Good, well I’m going to hit the sack” Elizabeth said.
“Me too” Joanne said.
“Well, I’m going to have a hot shower… Oh no you don’t… Come on Claire that’s not fair” Sophie yelled at the now locked bathroom door. “Grrrr why are you doing this to me?”
“Because its fun and its easy” came Claire’s muffled voice from behind the door followed by the sound of running water.
“Fine, that sinches it” Sophie said as she violently scooped up her towel and stormed out the door and up the hall to room 350 and banged on the door.
“What the hell do you want” Sarah’s sleepy voice came from the inside of the room.
“It’s just me, Sophie can I please come in”
“Why?” Lucy yelled.
“Just let me the hell in before I break down your door”
“All right, All right keep your shirt on, Alli get up an open the door” Lucy said.
“Why don’t you, you’ve got two legs and a heart beat, wait maybe not the heart beat but you’ve got the legs, you do it” Alli said.
“Fine, Sam you do it! Sam, Sam, SAM” Lucy yelled.
“What?”
“Get up and let Sophie in”
“What? Why?”
“Because if you don’t I’m going to break down the door” Sophie yelled.
“Sophie what the hell is all the commotion about, some of us are trying to sleep” Theresa said poking her head round the door.
“Oh I’m sorry next time I’ll got for a quiet rage” Sophie spat.
“Geese if I didn’t know better and you weren’t dead I’d say you were P.M.Sing in a big way” Theresa replied.
“Don’t even start with me Theresa”
“Fine, but can you keep it down”
“I’ll try”
“Good, goodnight”
“Whatever”
“What?” Sam said poking her head round the door.
“About bloody time too,” Sophie said barging her way in to the room.
“Oh by all means come in” Sam said closing the door as Sophie stormed in to the bathroom and slammed the door.
“Geese what’s her saga” Sarah said from her bed.
“Beats me” Sam snorted and returned to her bed.
“She probably ate one too many manic depressives,” Lucy said rolling over.
“Ha, ha good one your probably right” Alli said as all of the vamps returned to sleep.
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“Wakey, wakey Vamps time to get up” Charmaine yelled banging on each of the groups doors.
“Piss off” Dana screamed as Charmaine opened the door.
“Ooh someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today”
“Someone hasn’t woken up yet, ever thought that might be the reason,” Dana said covering her head with her pillow.
“Don’t worry about her Charmaine, we didn’t get a lot of sleep, Sophie was having a crack attack and decided to share it with all of us” Theresa said.
“When?”
“This morning, talk about you bad moods” Theresa added.
“Shut it Theresa” Sophie yelled as she walked past the door.
“See” Theresa whispered.
“Well never the less, you all better get a wriggle on tonight’s the night” Charmaine said.
“What night kitten?” Marsha asked.
“The night we get to meet him. Spike!” Charmaine said proudly.
“Oh god that’s right, come on vamps up, lets move. Charmaine” Marsha said.
“Yes” Charmaine said excitedly.
“Out” Marsha commanded.
“What?”
“GO, OUT, MOVE. We need to get dressed and we really don’t want an audience luv. Nothing personal” Marsha said pushing Charmaine out the door.
“Well be out in 10, tell everyone to wait for us,” Carmen shouted. The vamps all ran and got changed and put make-up on and were out in the foyer in no time flat.
“Wow seven minutes, top time pets” Amanda said watching her watch. “Who are we missing?”
“Padi, Emma, Melanie and Reaper” Alli said.
“Bloody typical” Chrissy snorted.
“What’s bloody typical” Padi asked walking up behind Chrissy.
“Never fear we three are here,” Emma said bringing up the rear.
“Oh good, but where’s Reaper” Amanda asked puzzled.
“Probably still snoring here head off” Melanie said.
“I reckon, she doesn’t even breath I don’t know how she makes that louder noise” Padi added.
“The mind boggles” Sophie said at the back as she Claire, Elizabeth and Joanne snickered at the situation.
“Well time grows short pets, I think we should make a move and let her catch up” Amanda said.
“Agreed, lets go” Emma said leading the pack out the door.
“Wait, before we go I have something to say” Angel said.
“All right kitten, make it quick” Marsha replied.
“O.k. When we meet Spike, Dana no taking your shirt off, that goes for you too Claire and Sophie. Charmaine try not to faint. Elizabeth pleases don’t hurl on him, I’m sure Spike has better things to do than to see the contents of your stomach. And a reminder to all no mentioning the slayer, unless you want to be able to fit in an ashtray. I think that’s it all, lets go” Angel said.
“Hold it, hold it what make you think that I’d take off my top” Dana said offended.
“Yeah” Claire and Sophie said together.
“Maybe because I know you three”
“Good point and well try to keep all items of clothing on and in check” Dana replied.
“That’s all we ask” Amanda chuckled.
The vamps set one to find the sexiest undead man that ever walked the earth, Spike, William the bloody. They searched up and searched down, they even searched round and round and round. Finally they came across a small bar, Willies. It looked good, it looked like a well of information and a well of information it was. Even if it did get down to Dana beating the snot through Willie to get where Spike usually hangs out.
“Well that was entertaining now on to the graveyard sisters” Dana said excitedly.
“Wait” Charmaine said stopping the other twenty-two Vampires.
“What on Saitian’s earth is it Charmaine” Lucy said.
“W-well, it’s just, isn’t that”
“Spit it out dear heart”
“Well isn’t that him” Charmaine said bouncing on the spot. “Oh my god I think I’m going to faint”
“Breathe Charmaine, just breathe” Carmen said.
“Carmen kitten, we’re vampires, we can’t breathe” Marsha said.
“Right you are, well Charmaine do something else that’ll stop you from fainting”
“Easier said than…”
“Quickly vamps we’ll lose him” Alli shouted cutting Charmaine off.
“All right, now pets this is what we’ve waited for, follow at a safe distance so as not to attract attention to the group” Amanda said starting the pursuit.
“Oh right and twenty-something vampires sneaking down the middle of the road is normal,” Dana said under her breath.
“You forget, Sunnydale is on a hellmouth, this is probably a regular occurrence” Victoria said having caught what Dana said.
“A hellmouth hey, I think I like this Sunnydale”
The group of Spike crazed female vampires were in hot per suit of their target. Spike. They followed him all the way to one of Sunnydale’s seven graveyards.
“Slayer, to what do I owe this displeasure” Spike said, Spikes slave’s nearly died again when they heard his perfect cockney accent.
“Spike, the perfect slay to end the night” Buffy said stepping in to view of the large group of female vampires.
“Who the hell is she?” Sophie whispered.
“That, I believe pets, is the slayer Buffy” Angel said.
“That pathetic little thing” Sophie responded.
“Are you sure you can take me by yourself pet” Spike asked the tense slayer as they began to circle each other.
“And what the hell is that meant to mean?” Buffy spat.
“Oh just that I thought you’d need your lap dog to protect you from big bad Spike”
“Oh please don’t make me laugh, wait you already did when I saw your face”
“Oh shirty slayer, what not getting enough, wait that’s right your not getting any, doesn’t surprise me after your performance with Angel. Let me see if I can remember his exact words. It was alright, for a pathetic, weak, little, human, virgin”. Buffy knocked Spike to the ground and it was on. They traded blow for blow until Spike stopped suddenly and stared at the bush the vamps were watching him from.
“What the hells the matter with you?” Buffy asked.
“Oh slayer I didn’t know you cared”
“Please, I just want to kick you arse and it’s not fun when you don’t what fight back” Buffy said knocking him to the ground. “Wait, no scrub that, it’s still fun”. The fight continued and the slayer and the vampire were evenly matched until Spike pulled up again.
“Hold your horses luv” Spike said holding his hand up.
“Don’t luv me, and what is it now?” Buffy asked frustrated.
“Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched?” Spike said preoccupied with the seemingly normal bush.
“Paranoid much” Buffy spat.
“I’m serious slayer someone’s there”
“Spike it’s a bush”
“Alright you stupid pillock, come out with your hands up”
“Come out with your hands up; pathetic much” Buffy sneered. Then she heard it, a noise coming from the bush.
“You go”
“No way you”
“Get lost”
“Don’t push”
“I vote for Marsha”
“Second”
“Good it’s decided, out you go Marsha” the voices said as I single female vampire was spat to the surface.
“Wait guys, come on let me back in, guys” Marsha whispered as the amazed Spike and astounded Buffy watched the scene in ore.
“We’re counting on you Marsha dear” Claire said.
“Your our ambassador do you best pet” Amanda called as well.
“Bloody hell” Marsha said as she turned to face the bemused Spike and the funny looking slayer.
“Can I help you pet?” Spike asked as Marsha gingerly approached.
“Well funny you should ask that” Marsha said through a nervous laugh.
“Who the hell is she Spike?” Buffy asked.
“I’m a fan of Spike’s here. Betty be a dear and run along” Marsha said.
“It’s Buffy and a fan of Spike’s excuse me when I say huh”
“I have a fan?” Spike asked with one of his cocky half smiles.
“Actually no, you don’t have one fan. You have a whole fan club” Marsha said.
“A fan club?” Spike said surprised and proud.
“All right kittens you can come out now” Marsha called to the rest of the group. Spike’s slaves filed out from behind the bush. “We call ourselves Spike’s slaves”
“Spike’s slaves hey well, well, well, it seems I’m famous”
“Oh please don’t make me hurl” Buffy sneered.
“Slayer, be a dear and piss off. We’ve all come a very long way to meet Spike and your are ruining our moment” Sophie stated bluntly.
“I agree sod off slayer” Spike said his grin widening.
“I don’t think you get who you your dealing with” Buffy spat.
“I think it is you who knows not who you are dealing with dear heart,” Claire said sharply as all twenty-three vampires put on their game faces and stared at the lone vulnerable slayer through their yellow eyes. “But I believe your starting to get the picture”
“Odds don’t look good slayer, you better got and get the fluffy battle kittens and summon the great poof” Spike laughed.
“This is far from over Spike” Buffy said turning tail and running.
“Ha, ha that was brilliant pets. So to what do I owe this honour?” Spike asked watching as the group of vampires let their human features re-take their faces.
“You miss understand, meeting you is the honour, Dana don’t even think about it your shirt stays on” Amanda said.
“Busted” Dana said shifting her shirt back in to place.
“But you scared off that bloody irritating wench”
“So I gather there is no love lost between you and the slayer”
“Not bloody likely. She the thorn in my bloody side. She screws up every master plan I have and she enjoys it. You know what my sire said ‘if the end of the world is inevitable; lie back and enjoy it’ why cant she just do that” Spike whined.
“I see” Amanda said.
“Look, in gratitude, ‘ow ‘bout I take you lovely ladies out for a night of dancing and…”
“Sex” Joanne yelled from the back. Kate’s hand quickly clamped over her mouth.
“I’m so sorry, she didn’t mean that, it must have been the mystical energies from that hellmouth screwing with her brain”
“If such a creature exists,” Laura said under her breath.
“Please go on” Kate offered.
“Well was going to say dancing and fine food but that sounds good to ducks,” Spike continued.
“That sounds smashing” Amanda said.
“This way ladies, and I’ll show you a good time,” Spike said as he led them back toward the Bronze.
The vamps partied hard and truly had the time of their unlives. I night of dancing and feeding with the biggest sex symbol to walk the earth in a hundred years. It was terrible when they parted company that night, even thought Spike’s Slaves promised to return the next year bigger and better than ever before and Spike could hardly wait. When he was with the group his thoughts stayed far away from Drucilla and his past failures in ending the world and killing the slayer. Yes, next year would be grand and the group was going to arrange to stay for a whole week not just a few short days. But for this year Spike and the vamps had to part company. The girls when back to the motel to sleep for the day but Amanda was no where to be scene, little matter all of the girls fell fast asleep and had dreams of Spike and what trouble they’d cause on their next visit. The group gathered their stuff and re-boarded the bus, with Chrissy again behind the wheel. Soon enough they were on the road again bickering in much the same way they did on the trip down. Amanda sat down the front and stared out the window when Angel sitting next to her and beginning to speak disturbed her thoughts.
“So petal, where were you all of today, you only got back just before sundown and that was probably not to arouse suspicions” Angel spoke softly so the other could not hear.
“Well Angel my pet, to tell you the truth I was…”
“Hey you guys I have the strangest feeling we’ve forgotten something” Alli yelled from the back.
“Don’t be ridiculous all our bags are here” Emma snorted playing poker with Paid, Melanie and Kate.
“No I have the same feeling like we’re forgetting something” Sophie yelled.
“Yeah, yeah something big” Claire agreed.
“Well pet’s I’m sure it’ll come to us on the trip home” Sam said.
“Yeah your right cant be that important if we cant even put out fingers on it” Claire yelled.
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“Guys, Guys ok this is so not funny. Ok ha, ha you fooled grim reaper now you can all come out now, Guys. GUYS” Jillian’s voice rang out from inside the now vacant wing of the hotel. The vamps had forgotten something big but they’d be back next year and nothing could stand in their way. “Jokes over Guys, GUYS, SISTERS WHERE ARE YOU?”
THE END (or is it?)
Notes: Thanks to Shirlz from Spikes Vamps for the idea and inspiration for this fic. Shirlz is the author of the Caught series and the inspiration for the Caught journals. Please go check these and other great Fan fiction of Spikes Vamps.