| Reasons Smithers and Mr. Burns are Gay... In the episode where they find the fake angel and all of Springfield is sure the world is going to end, Smithers goes, "Oh, what the hell" and kisses Mr. Burns.. Smithers dresses up in a bear suit and asks Burns to hug him, squeeze him and tug at his fur. Smithers gets excited after a record called ``It's raining Men'' hits him in the head while he drives past Moe's Tavern. Burns makes a sly remark about knowing what Smithers means about how women and **seamen** don't mix. Smithers placed this letter in Burn's suggestion box: ``Keep that handsome owner out of sight, he's distracting the female employees.'' Burns confesses his love for Smithers. Smithers states the feeling is more than mutual. Smithers gasps when hearing Burns seen a movie, whose blonde harlot ran around naked as a jay bird. Smithers confesses his love for Burns, and later offers to kiss his butt. Smithers' fantasizes Burns, nude, and flying in through his bedroom window. Smithers fantasizes Burns jumping out of a cake, nude, and seductively singing `Happy birthday'. Smithers confess his love, but Burns didn't hear him. ``Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!'' Smithers' computer displays a nude Burns that utters: ``Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on.'' Smithers resents Burns dating Jackie. Smithers sent this letter to Burns on his birthday: ``Darling one, read my words and hear my he art speak of a love soft and undying. A love that will be with you always. Sincerely...'' Burns asks Smithers to hold him when the inspection team arrives at the plant Burns states that on occasions he likes the sights,the sounds,and smells of other men. Smithers helps Burns get dressed. Burns calls his queen bee, Smithers. Smithers holds Burns as they leave Moe's Tavern. Burns thinks dogs are idiots and asks Smithers what he thought if he started sniffing his crotch and slobbering all over him. Smithers replies, ``If you did it, sir?'' Burns embraces Smithers as they escape the town meeting. Burns and Smithers run SNPP in a very questionable manner. |
| Things suggesting they AREN'T GAY... Burns asks Homer how to score with women. Later, Burns and Smithers are dating a couple `Robert Palmer' girls. Burns shows Homer a photo of himself dating a girl in college. Burns and Smithers do a little girl (ankle) watching. Burns states an old movie bombshell could arouse him with just one raised eyebrow. Burns lusts after Marge. Smithers arranges for Tom Jones to sing at a romantic dinner for Burns & Marge. Burns dates and sweeps Jackie off her feet. Burns is a good kisser she later tells Marge. |
| Are Smithers and Mr. Burns gay or straight? Read this ans think for yourself. |
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