| Itchy and Scratchy Episodes |
| Burning Love: Scratchy lies in a hammock. When he turns over, Itchy fires a flaming arrow at his rear. It connects, and Scratchy leaps up, on fire and screaming. (Krusty Gets Busted) Let Them Eat Scratchy: Brandishing a rapier, Scratchy chases after Itchy. Itchy traps Scratchy in a guillotine and chops off his head. He inserts a stick of dynamite into the mouth of Scratchy's severed head. The dynamite explodes, leaving only Scratchy's skull. (Bart Gets an F) Hold That Feline: Itchy lights the fuse of an exploding football and kicks it towards Scratchy. Scratchy catches the football, which explodes on contact. As the hapless cat lays in a crater, several hefty football players dogpile on top of him. (Itchy & Scratchy & Marge) Kitchen Kut-Ups: Itchy and Scratchy smash each other with meat tenderizers. Itchy pins Scratchy down with butcher knives and attempts to stab him as Scratchy wriggles around. Finally, Itchy pins him through the heart. Afterwards, Itchy chases after Scratchy with an electric hand-blender. (Itchy & Scratchy & Marge) Messenger of Death: Scratchy answers a knock at his door and finds Itchy dressed as a messenger. Itchy fires a bazooka at Scratchy. When the smoke clears, all the flesh is blown off of Scratchy's skull, which topples off. Later, Itchy hits Scratchy in the back of the head, knocking out his eyeballs. As Scratchy gropes around for his eyeballs, Itchy hands him two lit cherry bombs, which Scratchy pops into his eye sockets. Combing his hair in front of a mirror, Scratchy notices the bombs and screams in terror. Finally, his head explodes. (Itchy & Scratchy & Marge) Porch Pals: Sitting in rocking chairs, Itchy and Scratchy share a pitcher of lemonade. (Itchy & Scratch & Marge) Sundae Bloody Sundae: Itchy works as a soda jerk. Scratchy sits at the counter and tries to order, but Itchy grabs him and shoves him into a milkshake cup. Itchy puts Scratchy through the blender and pours his bloody, liquefied body into a tall, old-fashioned soda glass. (Oh Brother, Where art Thou?) Bang the Cat Slowly: Itchy gives Scratchy a bomb inside a box and ties the box with Scratchy's tongue. When Scratchy swallows the box, the bomb blows his head off. As Scratchy's head falls to the ground, it is impaled on a pointy birthday hat. (Stark Raving Dad) O Solo Meow: Scratchy eats a plate of Itchy's spaghetti, with a bomb substituting for a meatball. Scratchy realizes what he has eaten and, in a panic, races out the door so quickly that he knocks off his head. As his body explodes, a dog waiter walking by with a tray trips over Scratchy's head and crashes to the ground. (When Flanders Failed) The Sounds of Silencers: With his Thompson submachine gun, Itchy pumps hundreds of bullets into seven tough-looking cats lined up against a wall. He fires his gun, spelling out "The End." (Bart the Murderer) My Dinner with Itchy: At "Itchy's" restaurant, Itchy pours drinks for himself and Scratchy. Scratchy drinks his down and realizes that he drank acid. As Scratchy's body burns away. Itchy throws his glass of acid into Scratchy's face. Blinded, Scratchy runs out of the restaurant. A streetcar runs him over. (Homer Defined) Field of Screams: A combine comes bearing down on Scratchy and his son as they play catch in a wheatfield. Itchy and his son look out from inside the combine as blood splashes up against the windshield. Afterwards, Itchy and hi son play catch with Scratchy's head. (Like Father, Like Clown) House of Pain, Or This Old Mouse: Itchy ties Scratchy to a post in a house that he is building. He drives a nail through Scratchy's head and into the post and hangs up a picture of both Itchy and Scratchy smiling. (Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk) Cat Splay Fever: Dedicated to Timmy O'Toole, the short features Scratchy, who finds a note in his bedroom that reads, "Good-bye cruel world." Looking out the window, he sees Itchy sitting on a brick. Scratchy desperately tries to stop his fall but falls, landing in an alligator's jaws, Now a harp-playing cat angel, Scratchy rises from the well, but Itchy shoots him in the head. (Radio Bart) I'm Getting Buried in the Morning: Itchy officiates at Scratchy's wedding. As Scratchy kisses his bride, Itchy pulls off his broad-brimmed black priest's hat and throws it at Mrs. Scratchy. The hat slices through her neck and her body falls to the floor. Scratchy opens his eyes and is horrified to see what has happened to his bride. The hat flies back towards him, slicing his head off as well. Itchy drives the wedding car, with Scratchy and Mrs. Scratchy's heads tied to the bumper like tin cans. (Bart's Friend Falls in Love) Flay Me to the Moon: While Scratchy reads in his rocking chair, Itchy ties his tongue to a rocket that is launched to the moon. Scratchy's tongue gets tangled on the moon, stopping the rocket's flight. By the time Scratchy realizes what is happening, the moon is being pulled towards his house. As Scratchy hides in the closet, the house is crushed. Mouse Mission Control celebrates its success. (Homer the Heretic) Steamboat Itchy: On a steamboat, Itchy shoots off Scratchy's kneecaps with a machine gun. Scratchy crawls around, leaving a trail of blood. Itchy stuffs his head in the steamboat's furnace and pulls out a charred skull. (Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie) 100-Yard Gash: Representing the U.S.A. Olympic team, Scratchy lines up for the 100-yard race. Itchy nails Scratchy's tail to the track as the starter's pistol fires. Scratchy tries to run but is help back. Finally, his skeleton bursts out of his skin and his flesh and muscles sag in a heap. Scratchy's skeleton wins a gold medal and appears on a Wheaties box. The episode ends with the message. "Good luck to all our athletes, from Itchy and Scratchy, the official animated cat-and-mouse team of the 1984 Olympics." (Lisa's First Word) Kitty Kitty Bang Bang: At a bowling alley, Itchy catches Scratchy's tongue in the automatic ball return. He lights the fuse of a bomb and rolls it down the lane. Scratchy tries to free himself from the automatic ball return by cutting off his tongue with a hacksaw, but the bomb hits him before he can escape and blows him to smithereens. Itchy sells Scratchy's ligaments and intestines to several hungry dogs. (Brother from the Same Planet) My Bloody Valentine: Scratchy presents Itchy with a valentine. Itchy doesn't have one to give Scratchy, so he rips out Scratchy's own heart and presents it to him. Scratchy takes his heart home, puts it on his mantel, and sits down to read the paper. He reads a headline that informs that he needs a heart to live. He runs to the mantel to get his heart, but dies before he can reach it. (I Love Lisa) Dazed and Confused: Itchy taps Scratchy on the head four times with a mallet. Both characters turn to the camera and deliver the message, "Kids: Say No to Drugs" (The Front) Little Barbershop of Horrors: Bart and Lisa's cartoon features Itchy and Scratchy in a barbershop, where Itchy covers Scratchy's head with barbecue sauce and pours a box of flesh-eating ants on top of it. Scratchy screams as Itchy hurls the barber's chair through the ceiling. His skull crashes into a TV that Elvis is watching. Elvis says, "Aw, this show ain't no good." And shoots the T.V. (The Front) Screams from a Mall: Itchy nails Scratchy's feet to the stairs of an escalator. When Scratchy reaches the top, he is pulled into the machine, which tears off his fur. Itchy grabs the fur and sells it to a fur shop. A snooty woman wears Scratchy's fur out of the shop. A skinned Scratchy confronts her and takes back his fur. Swinging it over his shoulder like a stole. As he walks out of the mall, anti-fur protestors beat him with their signs. (The Front) Untitled, with Guest Director Oliver Stone: Black-and-white footage features Scratchy who is led through a crowd a la Lee Harvey Oswald. Itchy leaps out and shoots him. (Whacking Day) Germs of Endearment: Scratchy enters Itchy's doctor's office and points to a blackboard that reads, "Today's Special:Tonsillectomies." Itchy grabs some tissue from the back of Scratchy's throat, ties it to a brick, and throws it out the window. The weight of the brick yanks out all of Scratchy's internal organs. Scratchy dives out the window after his organs and manages to replace them. In the process, he impales himself on a cactus. (Marge in Chains) Spay Anything: Itchy stands in front of a sign that reads, "We Pay Your Pet, $75." He steps away, revealing the "S" that precedes the word "Pay." The sign now reads, "We Spay Your Pet, $75." Scratchy enters the storefront and a pair of huge dogs strap him to a table. Dr. Itchy enters and turns on the spay ray, which moves closer towards Scratchy's crotch. Screaming, Scratchy desperately tries to unplug the machine with his tongue. He pulls it out, stopping the laser just in time. However, Dr. Itchy plugs it back in and the laser zooms over Scratchy's body, slicing him to bits. (Cape Feare) Burning Down the Mouse: Scratchy ties Itchy to a post and shoves dynamite in his ears and under his eyelids. He molds a beard and stovepipe hat for him out of plastic explosives and hangs a pair of grenades from his ears like earrings. He aims two nuclear missiles at his eyeballs, lights the fuse, hails a cab, and drives away. As Itchy struggles frantically to escape, Lisa remarks, "My purpose in life is to witness this moment." Bart holds Lisa's hand. Just as the fuse is about to ignite the dynamite, the picture goes black. Gary has pulled the plug, explaining, "We need the outlet for our rock tumbler. Bart and Lisa scream at Gary to reconnect the T.V. but by the time he does, the cartoon is over. (Homer Goes to College) Ahhhh! Wilderness!: Scratchy sits at a campfire, strumming a guitar, while Itchy roasts a marshmallow. It starts to rain, and the rain quenches the fire. Itchy grabs some tent spikes and pounds them into each of Scratchy's paws. He jams a tall stick under Scratchy's stomach and creates a shelter out of Scratchy's body. Hammering spikes through Scratchy's tongue and tail, he completes the tent. As Itchy lies down in his makeshift tent, lightning strikes Scratchy repeatedly. (Boy-Scoutz N the Hood) Scar Trek: The Next Laceration: Scratchy eats a sandwich while piloting a spaceship. His stomach bulges and Itchy pops out a la Alien. Itchy eats the last bite of sandwich and throws Scratchy into the airlock, pressing a button that will blow him into space. Scratchy zips up his spacesuit and dons a helmet just as he is sucked out of the airlock. Itchy chases Scratchy in a space pod with robotic claws and pulls Scratchy towards Saturn, sawing the cat in half on the planet's spinning rings. Scratchy watches his pelvis and legs float away and chases them, but the burn up after they enter the planet's atmosphere. A robotic claw then rips off Scratchy's helmet, exposing him to the vacuum of space. Scratchy's head and eyeballs puff up and the robotic claw pops them. The splatter of head tissue on the windshield of the pod spells out "The End." (Deep Space Homer) The Buck Chops Here: Itchy and Scratchy stand under a tour sign outside the U.S. Mint in Washington, D.C. They shake hands and walk in. Itchy grabs a sack of coins and smashes Scratchy on the head with it. He throws Scratchy on a conveyor belt, which flattens the cat into a large sheet and prints him into dollar bills. Sliced up by huge whirring blades, the Scratchy money is stacking into two bundles. Itchy loads them into an armored car and drives into a tycoon convention. Dogs in suits stand around smoking cigars. Itchy hands one a Scratchy bill. The dog uses it to light his cigar. An eye above the pyramid on the dollar bill begins to panic as the flame spreads. Scratchy lets out a blood-curdling scream. (Burns' Heir) Planet of the Aches: Itchy barricades Scratchy behind the brick wall of a dungeon. Three thousand years later, futuristic tools rip out the brick. An emaciated, elderly Scratchy is led away. His liberators are a race of futuristic Itchys with big pulsating brains, wafer-thin bodies, and telekinetic powers. They groom Scratchy, bathe him, put him into a white robe, and lead him into a roman-style coliseum. Futuristic Itchys fill the stands. Suddenly, all the Itchys' brains pulse, and destructive tools (knives, axes, and others) fly at Scratchy and slice him to pieces. Scratchy falls into a pile of bloody goo as the big-brain Itchys applaud and smile. (Bart of Darkness) The Last Traction Hero: Scratchy works out with a barbell and gets stronger. Buffed-up, he flexes for Itchy, who tried to pop Scratchy's muscles like balloons. When the pinprick has no effect on Scratchy, Itchy pokes his entire chest. Scratchy bleeds heavily and sits down. With a chainsaw, Itchy slices off his biceps and pectoral muscles. (Itchy & Scratchy Land) Four Funerals and a Wedding: Scratchy is getting married. At the alter, itchy replaces his betrothed with a bride made out of bombs and dynamite. Scratchy has children with his bomb-wife and grows old with her. On the porch of the old folks' home, she finally explodes, killing Scratchy. An aged, bearded Itchy runs out of the home, laughing hysterically. He has a heart attack and dies. (A Star Is Burns) Skinless in Seattle: Scratchy walks with a bouquet of flowers reading a note that says, "Meet me at the Space Needle." When he arrives, he unknowingly stops on a big "X." Itchy is waiting for him at the very top. Ignoring the sign, "Do not throw pennies from the tower," Itchy drops one at Scratchy and misses. He buys up all of the souvenir Space Needles and aims them at Scratchy, but the needles simply make an outline of a heart around him. Frustrated, Itchy saws off the top of the tower. It falls over and impales one of Scratchy's eyes. Scratchy runs around, screaming. (Bart Sells His Soul) Foster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!: Scratchy sits in a rocking chair, reading Nice magazine, when the doorbell rings. He looks through the peephole, unlocks the door, and opens it a crack. A basket sits on his doorstep. Scratchy pokes a shotgun at it, then looks inside. He discovers a baby Itchy sucking on a bottle. He holds the toddler, and, smiling, hearts rise up from his body. Itchy breaks his bottle with an evil laugh and jabs the jagged end into Scratchy's chest, leaving two bloody wounds. Scratchy falls over, and Itchy runs into his house. Laughing, he walks away with Scratchy's TV, trailing bloody footprints behind him. Scratchy calls out weakly, "Why? Why? My only son." (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily) Esophagus Now: Scratchy eats in a restaurant. Itchy is his waiter. After Scratchy orders his food, Itchy sneak under Scratchy's table, shaves Scratchy's belly, stretches it, and puts it on a plate with an olive in the bellybutton, placing on a sign that reads, "rare." Itchy serves the belly to Scratchy, who cuts off a piece and swallows it. The piece comes out of the hole Scratchy cut in his belly, and he takes the piece and repeats the process, swallowing and re-swallowing. Finally, Itchy puts the piece in a take-out box, and gives Scratchy a bill for $100. Scratchy is so shocked, his head explodes. (Lisa the Vegetarian) Remembrance of Things Slashed: Itchy reads a headline in the newspaper: "Scratchy Dead! Peace after Long illness." Scratchy's ghost appears before Itchy and Itchy tries to stab it with a knife. When that fails, he sucks up Scratchy's ghost in a vacuum cleaner and blows it into the freezer. A second later, Itchy opens the freezer and find Scratchy frozen in a block. He stabs him with an ice pick and crumbles him into cubes for his drink. Inside Itchy's glass, Scratchy's frozen eyeballs blink. (The Day Violence Died) Good Cats, Bad Choices: Scratchy appears on a talk show and dabs his eyes. A caption on the bottom of the screen explains, "Says mouse friend mistreats him." Itchy is backstage with a bottle. His caption reads, "Feels he is the victim." Itchy breaks the bottle and walks onstage. The camera cuts back to Scratchy. The caption at the bottom of the screen now reads, "Doesn't know slashing is imminent." When Scratchy sees the caption, his eyes bug out. As Itchy advances, the audience applauds. Just as he is about to drive the bottle into Scratchy, the cartoon is interrupted by a special report. (Bart after Dark) Reservoir Cats, with Special Guest Director Quentin Tarantino: Wearing a black suit and thin tie, Scratchy is tied to chair in a garage a la Reservoir Dogs. He sadistically dances around the chair to the Stealers Wheel song "Stuck in the Middle with You" and splashes gasoline on Scratchy. When he finally slices off Scratchy's ear, Tarantino enters and says, "What I'm trying to say in this cartoon is that violence is everywhere in our society, you know, its' like even in breakfast cereals, man…". Itchy chops off Tarantino's head and he and Scratchy dance to a Pulp Fiction guitar riff. (Simpsoncalifragilisticexpaila[ANNOYED GRUNT]cious) Why Do Fools Fall in Lava?: Scratchy pays Itchy the five-dollar fee to "Volcano Bungee Jump." Itchy slashes open Scratchy's stomach, yanks out one end of his intestine, and pushes him into the volcano, using the intestine as a bungee cord. Screaming, Scratchy plummets towards the heart of the volcano but, thanks to his intestinal bungee chord, stops just short of the fiery lava. Meanwhile, Itchy pours gasoline into the other end of Scratchy's intestine. Scratchy's cheeks balloon with gasoline until they burst, and he is consumed with flames. (The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show) The Beagle Has Landed: Itchy and Scratchy drive a car. They pass signs that indicate that they are approaching a fireworks factory. Seeing Poochie at the side of the road, they stop. Poochie introduces himself in a rap song and slam-dunks a basketball while he rides a bike. Finally, he takes off in Itchy and Scratchy's car, driving past the fireworks factory. (The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show) Deaf Comedy Blam!: Dressed as a doctor, Itchy enters the Ear Trauma Ward, where Scratchy lays on a bed with cotton in his ears. Itchy puts the hearing piece of a stethoscope in Scratchy's ears and pulls the stethoscope's drum with him out the door. Holding the drum, he boards a taxi and takes a plane to an island, where an atomic bomb is being tested. He passes a sign that reads, "Aujourd'hui Le Bombe Atomique," and holds up the stethoscope drum as a countdown in French is broadcast over a PA system. As a nuclear weapon detonates in the distance, the thunderous explosion gathers in the drum and travels in a bulge down the length of the stethoscope hose, through the ocean, past Hollywood, across the land, and finally into Scratchy's ears. Scratchy's head explodes, causing the patient in the next bed to lean over and say, "Shhhh!" (In Marge We Trust) |