| Springfield’s age of consent for tattoos (according to Otto): 14 A few of Homer’s safety signs: “Dip” “Please Drive Friendly” “Speed Bump” “Sign Ahead” Springfield Anti-nuclear Group: People against People For Nuclear Energy. Bart’s Army’s Marching Song: “I got a B in arithmetic, would got an A but I was sick. In English class I did the best, because I cheated on the test. We are happy we are merry, we got a rhyming dictionary." Sunday school lesson on Heaven: Bart: Uh, mam, what if you’re a really good person but you’re in a really, really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven? Teacher: For the last time, Bart, yes! Homer’s wisdom to Bart: A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center. Number of slide carousels Patty and Selma bring from their trip to the Yucatan: Eight. |
| “Old Red” is Mrs. Krabappel’s pen for grading tests. S.N.U.H. - Springfieldians for Non-violence, Understanding and Helping. Marge’s stationery reads: From the mind of Marge... Dream Sequence: Bart: Hey, cool, I’m dead. Heavenly voice: Please hold on to the handrail. Do not spit over the side. Por favor, aquantese en la baranda. No escupas en los lados. |
| Quote from Akira: First you must fill your head with wisdom, then you can hit ice with it. |
| Hans Moleman originally appeared as a character named “Ralph Mellish”. Recipe for Flander’s Planter’s Punch: Three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon, and just a little dab-a-roo of creme de cassis for flavour. Following the nuclear blast, Radioactive Man has 5 fingers. Krusty’s Sign Off Lyrics: “We’ve had lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of fun, but now the time has come to go. If this old clown was found dead in his bed tomorrow, I’d be in heaven still doing this show” Burns names the Queen of his beehive, Smithers. The official radio station of Rancho Relaxo: “this is Coma --- WKOMA. Restful, easy listening. Coming up next, a super set of songs about clouds”. Mrs. Krabappel’s personal ad: 1 + 1= 2? Recently divorced 4th grade teacher wishes to meet man. Age 18-60. Object: SAVE ME! License plates Sideshow Bob makes in prison: “DIE BART” “RIP BART” “I H8 BART” and “BART DOA” The phone number for Krusty’s Doll hotline: 1-900-DONT-SUE. Number of times Apu has been shot this year, requiring him to almost miss work: Eight Types of Duff: Duff, Duff Lite, Duff Dry, Raspberry Duff, Duff Dark, Tartar-Control Duff, Lady Duff, Duff Gummi Beers “Always Do The Opposite of What Bart Says” - A message on a card that Homer keeps in his pocket. Unsexy thoughts Homer envisions to keep his mind off of Mindy Simmons: Patty and Selma shaving their legs, Barney in a jumbo thong bikini. Bart’s suggested names for Lisa and Malibu Stacy’s new doll: “Blabbermouth--the Jerky Doll For Jerks”, “Wendy Windbag”, “Ugly Doris”, “Hortense: The Mule-Faced Doll”, “Loudmouth Lisa”, “Stupid Lisa Garbage Face”. Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber : New Fox TV-movie, starring Dennis Franz as Homer. Number 908: Homer’s number in the Stonecutters. Dr. Nick Riviera uses cadavers so he can drive in the carpool lane and uses plastic restaurant cutlery to perform operations. |
| Jimbo Jones’ real first name is Corky. Marge gets her hair cut at the “Perm Bank” There are telephone wires labelled “NSA”, “FBI”, “ATF”, “CIA”, “KGB”, and “MCI” in the floorboards between the first and second floors of the Simpson home Fleet-a-pita Speak: Falafel = Crunch patties. Tahini = Flavour sauce. Pita = pocket bread. The name of the autodialer Homer used was called the AT-5000. |
| Miscellaneous Stuff About Springfield |