| Friendships r like pissin ur pants. . . . everyone can c it but only u can feel the warmth Your computer has just been infected with the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish dont have computers they probably dont have computer viruses so this is based on the Honor System. So please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation. You know the wourld is coming to an end when the best rapper is white, best golfer is black, tallest guy in the NBA is chinese, the French are accusing the Americans of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. uh-oh Men are like lava lamps . . . fun to look at . . . . not all too bright. If it weren't for electricity we'd all b watching TV by candlelight. An eye for an ey makes the whole world blind. the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese if a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? I'll Love like theres no tommorow but there is I'll Laugh like there is no sorrow but there is I'll Smile like everythings okay but its not I'll Live Like im dying today but im not Ģis my life a lie? to live is to LOVE to love is to feel to feel is to hurt to hurt is to lose to lose is to hate to hate is to heal to heal is to change to change is to risk to risk is to LOVE people change things go rong s*** happens but life goes ON Free from ur body Unfold ur wings Climb the highest mountains Kick ur feet in the air You may now live 4ever Or return to this earth Unless u feel good where u r! hidden message^ Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane. *this one is my favorite:* I wanna b the girl HE smiles @ then turns to his friends nd says "thats HER" THE PENGUINS R EATING MY SANITY (er w/e's left of it) ONE BY ONE!! never play leap frog with unicorns |
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| b4 u criticize sum1 walk a mile in their shoes..dat way ur a mile a way n u hav their shoes! |
| Last night i lay in bed lookin up to the stars in the sky and thought to myself "where the hell did they hide my ceiling this time?" |
| I dont suffer from insanity . . . i enjoy every minute of it! |
| this is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. |
| GOOD ADVICE Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. |
| NEWS BULLETIN Coca-Cola was never EVER green! |
| Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool Evr stop to think nd 4get to start again? Earth is the insane asylum for the universe my train of thought was derailed bout 13 years ago Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. if it is 64 degrees inside i freeze if it is 13 degrees outside im in a tee-shirt There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me I am Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Teen If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? U!! OFF MY PLANET!!! A day without sunshine is like, ....Night Eagles may soar but weasles nevr get suked into jet engines I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. no1 dies a virgin life screws us all I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. i think........ i doubt therefore i might be According to my best recollection, I don't remember It's been Monday all week Time flies when you don't know what you're doing Life's a beach, and then you drown. I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back is that a problem? On the other hand, you have different fingers simple minds r simply amused When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. He who laffs last thinks slowest A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand |
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