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Christy
She's going all the way because
she is not a backstabbing little tramp.

Deena
"Everyone will turn on me because I am thinking
about strategy and not getting in Alex's pants!"

Heidi
"Screw the alliance with the women. Dave is hot!
I am such a little bitch!"

Janet
"At least have a good reason for voting me off!"

Jeanne
"It was Janet! I'm a malicious bitch!"

Jenna
"Deena stabbed me in the back!!
She knew I was trying to get in Alex's pants
and she wanted to vote him out anyway. That bitch!"

Joanna
"Jesus loves me so keep that damn immunity idol away!
I didn't know there would be an immunity idol on Survivor!"

Shawna
"Feel bad for me, I am so miserable! Life on the island is SO HARD!
Ooohhh...boys!! I feel so revieved now that I can hoe myself to the boys!"